Pat Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 Discovered an amzing new sport today. The Water Melon Head Smashing World Chamopinships..>What A crack. Some giant NZealand men with huge conkers & hundreds of melons on long tables smashing as many as they can in 2 mins with arms tied behind back n the forehead. Im off to fruiterer now, to start prcatising for next years event. I think it's going to be even bigger than cockroach racing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Discovered an amzing new sport today. The Water Melon Head Smashing World Chamopinships..>What A crack. Some giant NZealand men with huge conkers & hundreds of melons on long tables smashing as many as they can in 2 mins with arms tied behind back n the forehead. Im off to fruiterer now, to start prcatising for next years event. I think it's going to be even bigger than cockroach racing. You cant beat a good old wellie throwing competition pat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Mike, my fellow shed owner - as long as the ground is preped and leveled to a decent standard it is all much of a muchness. I would say solid concrete flagstones cannot be beaten. BB allow too much of a gap and will make the floor less solid. I am so proud of you - :thumbsup_still: ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 Crisps are my addiction, im not too fussed on chocolate and sweets and I cant eat very much of them, but I could eat a lot of packets of crisps one after another Mmmmmmm crisps, chocolate, sweets, wine I'll do anything me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 mmm me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiemaher85 Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 Discovered an amzing new sport today. The Water Melon Head Smashing World Chamopinships..>What A crack. Some giant NZealand men with huge conkers & hundreds of melons on long tables smashing as many as they can in 2 mins with arms tied behind back n the forehead. Im off to fruiterer now, to start prcatising for next years event. I think it's going to be even bigger than cockroach racing. this watermelon thing reminded me off a video on youtube i saugh. its one of the funniest things i have ever seen. its a 70's black activist explianing how to eat a water melon. its completley real and completley hillarious. everyone must watch it:_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w7YPlGRX5w Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 The longest thead was dying hence my post, off to sunny shefield on business tomoorrow Woop de do, lifes so good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 The longest thead was dying hence my post, off to sunny shefield on business tomoorrow Woop de do, lifes so good Not staying and taking in the game chief? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Surely got to be method in Zed's madness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Let's try keeping TLT alive with a good arl fashioned list. Faves: Dish- A good beef StrogMeat- Rib Eye SteakVegetable- My BrotherFruit- A sweet OrangeNut- CashewChocy- Rum N RaisinCheese- CottageSnack- Choc chip biscuitsTakeAway- PizzaDrink- CokeBeer- These days XXXX DraughtSpirt- Stolichinya VodkaDance- I dont Dance ( if pushed the Dying fly)karaoke tune performed- Midnight specialCurrent Tv Show- Prob Houseyouthfull Tv show- BJ & the BearMovie- 2 many, though Kellys Heroe's is an old fave & Loved the Matrix Trill.Actor- Eastwood, De Niro, Pacino - some of the younger crop are good 2 De caprio etc ( I used to hate him)Actress- Cate BlanchettComedian- Bill HicksMusic- Varied ( mood dependant)Music Artist- Again 2 variedPolitcian/Leader- Fidel CastroAnti-Politcian/Leader- G W Bush & the Axis of IdiotsPublic Person/ Academic/Activist etc- Proff Noam ChomskyCeleb- Not Paris HiltonHoliday type- Again Varied from lazy resort to ruffin it CampingHoliday Dest- Australia - (I came back then didnt leave)Skewl Sub- History/GeographySoftware- Alcohol 120%Game- Never been a GamerSports wear Brand- NikeClothing Brand Billabong (oz Surf wear)Footwear- Thongs/Surf Sandals We know as Flip flopsColour other than Blue- Like a deep maroon 4 some reasonHobby- I have an awsome box kite i love to fly & like to write poetry - Got ya didnt think that did U & 1 day would like to build a giant miniature Railway/town etcFuk it- Thatll do feel free to add more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiemaher85 Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Dish- a nice irish stew always goes down well Meat- steak [b]Vegetable- courgette Fruit-kiwi [/b]Nut- cashew Chocy- anythinh with white chocalte Cheese- brie Snack- salt n vineger crisps TakeAway- indian Beer- hoegarden Spirt- gin Dance- baggy trouser stylee madness dancing karaoke tune performed- anything oasis is text book Current Tv Show- arrested development youthfull Tv show- The StoryTeller- (anyone else remeber that?) Movie-. The Royal Tennenbaums director either wes anderson or michel gondry Comedian- Steve Coogan Music- abit of everything- though particlarly Brit Pop, and 60/70 folkie stuff. Music Artist- again a bit of evrything- oasis, jam, stone roses, bob dylan, nick drake, joni mitchelle, john martyn- its all good Celeb- not really into whole celeb thing, probably a musican though. Holiday type- treking Holiday Dest- i am off around the world soon- thialand, vietnam, cambodia, laos, east coast oz, new zealand, fiji, america- and cant wait Skewl Sub- i was always good at drama, but then after school i have done film studies at college and uni, so i suppose that really. Software- either pro tolls or Avid Game- pro evo/ football manager Sports wear Brand- not fussed Clothing Brand not fussed Footwear- converse Colour other than Blue- green? Hobby-writng and playing guitar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueBlue Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Faves: Dish - Beef Sunday Roast with Yorkshire Puds.Meat - No fave really. Vegetable - Carrot.Fruit - Apple.Nut - Rosted.Chocy - Dairy Milk.Cheese - Chedder.Snack - Asdas own choc-chip cookies.TakeAway - Pizza.Drink - Coke or Apple and Blackcurrent cordial.Beer - Oranjeboom/Samuel Smiths Alpine lager.Spirt - Jamesons Whiskey.Dance - Anything.karaoke tune performed - Can't sing so don't try.Current Tv Show - Heroes, House, Mock the Week.youthfull Tv show - Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles (is where its at).Movie - Lord of the Rings, Robin Hood (Prince of Thieves), The two Bourne films (with Matt Damon) and City of God, some more but can't think.Actor - Bob de Niro, Nicolas Cage, Ben Stiller and Will Farrell.Actress - Jessica Alba .Comedian - Lee Evans and Al Murray.Music - Like all music apart from heavy metal (Linken Park is as far as that interest goes)Music Artist - ColdplayPolitcian/Leader - Don't knowAnti-Politcian/Leader - Don't knowPublic Person/ Academic/Activist etc - Don't know.Celeb - Stephan Dorff (I know hes an actor but met him in a party in London and was funny as hell)Holiday type - Like both camping and stayin in hotels. Moved on from the lads holidays where you just get stupidly drunk though (well after this summer).Holiday Dest - Going Amsterdam and Malaga in the summer.Skewl Sub - History, English and Science.Software - ??Game - FM and PES.Sports wear Brand - Adidas ///.Clothing Brand - Don't care as long as its nice.Footwear - Trainers.Colour other than Blue - British racing green.Hobby - Don't really have one.Fuk it - ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Love lists . No time at the mo though, hopefully later.. add.. Book- Catch 22...total genius. Taught me so much I needed to know and had me rofl at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Faves: Dish- Lasagne Meat- A good old chicken breast Vegetable- Mushrooms Fruit- Strawberrys Nut- Hate them! Chocy- Crunchie Cheese- Cheshire Snack- Salt and Vinegar Crisps TakeAway- Pizza - Ham and pineapple of course Drink- Coke Beer- Stella Spirt- Vodka, Tequilla, Sambucca (whatevers on offer at uni!!!) Dance- Dirty Dancing karaoke tune performed- Im not allowed to do karaoke! Current Tv Show- Desperate Housewives youthfull Tv show- Playdays Movie- Dirty Dancing Actor- Di Caprio mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (need I say any more!) Actress- Erm Helen Mirren Comedian- Peter Kay Music- Cheesey Music Artist- WESTLIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Politcian/Leader- MAGGIE T!!!!!!!!!!!! Anti-Politcian/Leader- Bliar Public Person/ Academic/Activist etc- Nietsche Celeb- David Beckham (come on who wouldnt??) Holiday type- 5 star luxury Holiday Dest- New York or Disneyland Skewl Sub- History Software- What???????? Game- Snakes and Ladders Sports wear Brand- Addidas Clothing Brand Topshop Footwear- My brand new gorgeous pink sparkly pumps Colour other than Blue- pink Hobby- Politics and older men Book 1984 or Of Mice And Men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiemaher85 Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Book:- The Damned United- everyone must read it, it's brilliant. a novelisastion of brian clughs time at leeds. sounds a bit rubbish. but its not. a must read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Dish - Steak and Chips Meat - Lamb Vegetable - Carrot and turnip Fruit - red grapes Nut - none Chocy - snickers Cheese - mild Snack - cherry coke and snicker bar TakeAway - Pizza. Drink - cherry coke Beer - fosters twist Spirt - Jack Daniels Dance - dont like that type of music but i dno aba what dance lol karaoke tune performed - Any thin by queen. Current Tv Show - Prison Break youthfull Tv show - Captain Scarlet Movie - Scarface, Saving Private Ryan, The Nightmare before christmas and Die Hard Actor - Nicholas Cage, Bruce Willis, bo de niro, brad pitt and vin diesal Actress - Angaliea Jolie, Halle Berry, Comedian - Lee Evans or russell brand Music - Indie and Rock. Music Artist - Killers, red jumpsuit apparatus, muse, mcfly, lostprophets, automatic and fall out boy Politcian/Leader - Don't give a shit Anti-Politcian/Leader - again dotn give a shit Public Person/ Academic/Activist etc - martin luther king Celeb - paul o'gady, doesnt forget where he's from and seems to be a good person to get on with Holiday type - partying lol. Holiday Dest - Anywhere hot and good Skewl Sub - ICT and P.E, and Histroy coz that was a god laugh. Software - Macromedia Fireworks or Flash. Game - FM, Halo, Crackdown, Gears of War. Sports wear Brand - K-Swiss? Clothing Brand - Topman. Footwear - K-Swiss or Converse Colour other than Blue - Black, gray and green. Hobby - dont have one but i like to create stuff on fireworks. Fuk it - watching liverpool and united tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 (edited) Dish- Fuits de mar Meat- Seabass Vegetable- Sweetcorn Fruit- Banana Nut- Brazil Chocy- Boost Cheese- Stilton or anything that makes you sweat Crisps - Scampi Fries TakeAway- There all shit Drink- Pepsi Beer- YES (Warsteiner or any german gear) Spirt- Jamiesons or canadian club or warm spanish brandy Dance- The horizontal scuttle karaoke tune performed- Paradise city GNR (only song ive ever done) Oh, also Ghost town Current Tv Show- My name is Earl youthfull Tv show- Dangermouse Movie- Pulp Fiction or Blazing saddles Actor- Clint Eastwood Actress- Sandra Bullock Comedian- Pub landlord Music- Indie, rock, metal, rap. Anything gritty, although I also love simply red Music Artist- Ladies and Gentlemen............. THE DOORS Politcian/Leader- NONE sadly Anti-Politcian/Leader- Any dictator Public Person/ Academic/Activist etc- Richard Branson Celeb- None Holiday type- Holiday Dest- Italy Skewl Sub- History Software- NO Game- fuk nos Sports wear Brand- Nike air pegasus Clothing Brand FIRETRAP Footwear- Brown shoe type trainer shoes Colour other than Blue- royal blue Hobby- Parenting Book - Da Vince Code Edited March 2, 2007 by Zed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Faves: Dish- King Prawn Curry and fried rice Meat- Fillet steak Vegetable- Celeriac Fruit- Tomato Nut- Cashew Chocy- Rum N Raisin Cheese- Mature cheddar Snack- Dorito's and salsa TakeAway- Kebab Drink- Dr P Beer- None Spirt- Sloe Gin Dance- Like a twit karaoke tune performed- Green green grass of home Current Tv Show- Criminal minds youthfull Tv show- UFO Movie- Forrest Gump Actor- De Niro, Pacino, Ed Norton Actress- Can't remember her name, she played Ileen Wornos in Monster Comedian- Bill Hicks Music- Varied ( mood dependant) Music Artist- Again 2 varied Politcian/Leader- Steven Biko Anti-Politcian/Leader- G W Bush & the Axis of Idiots Public Person/ Academic/Activist etc- Proff Noam Chomsky, Saul Alinski Celeb- They are all twit's fuck em. Holiday type- Malta Holiday Dest- Malta Skewl Sub- Latin, RE, English [Sports wear Brand- Adidas [Footwear- Trainers Colour other than Blue- Green Hobby- Sheds Motto - Nil illigitimi carbonundrem. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 (edited) Faves: Dish- King prawn Curry (but no fucking coconut in it!)Meat- BaconVegetable- Most any...as long as it's rawFruit- StrawberryNut- AlmondChocy- Dark as possCheese- Cheddar, but only strong. Canadian is best IMO.Snack- Almond CroissantTakeAway- IndianDrink- 7-upBeer- None...but my taste bud memory banks are saying Guinness Spirit- Had a fondness for single malt...Talisker in particularDance- Don't be sillykaraoke tune performed- See danceCurrent Tv Show- Lost I guessyouthfull Tv show- Nothing springs to mindMovie- ShawshankActor- Robert CarlisleActress- Miranda OttoComedian- Still love Billy ConnellyMusic- VariedMusic Artist- Neil YoungPolitcian/Leader- MandelaAnti-Politcian/Leader- GWB (goes without saying)Public Person/ Academic/Activist etc- Billy BraggCeleb- Not a recognised catagoryHoliday type- Camping/RelaxingHoliday Dest- Glastonbury/ZakynthosSkewl Sub- Technical DrawingSoftware- DunnoGame- CardsSports wear Brand- Am I bovvered!?Clothing Brand Care notFootwear- Partial to ConverseColour other than Blue- Olive GreenHobby- Moving house....not ! Edited March 2, 2007 by MikeO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Book- Re Read Gorky Park over Hols after many years. I simply lived the ride all over again. Fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 Book - haunted liverpool series are a decent read, ive read them all, some are really good. if your into that sort of thing then i recommend them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 (edited) Mike - Actress- Miranda Otto Is she the lass in that Oz Skinhead flick "Romper Stomper", with Russell Crowe before he became a big hollywood wanker ? That's some disturbing flik that 1. No mind Mike Nah Im a tripper She does havce curly ahir though, only caught this 1 recently is pretty old but out there The Guy on the left they tell me got so fuked up from this he Jumped under a train soon after...!!! Edited March 3, 2007 by Pat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 No idea Pat...just fancy the pants off her in LOTR .... ....anyway, the main point of my post... HELP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 Good luck with the move mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 Dish- tuna pasta bake Meat- salami/beef Vegetable- cauliflower Fruit- banana/mango Nut- peanut Chocy- crunchie Cheese- dairylea slices Snack- hmm atm surimi flakes, often same as above TakeAway- chinese, but usually go for pizza £1.50 by me so why not Drink- milk Beer- miller Spirt- courvoisier Dance- lap karaoke tune performed- waanabe - spice girls or backstreet boys - everybody or i want it that way Current Tv Show- 24 .. .easy youthfull Tv show- hollyoaks? Movie- apocalypse now Actor- al pacino Actress- elisha cuthbert Comedian- nada Music- hip hop Music Artist- dj quik/big l Politcian/Leader- churchill Anti-Politcian/Leader- bush Public Person/ Academic/Activist etc- che guevara Celeb- christina milian Holiday type- cruise Holiday Dest- las vegas Skewl Sub- maths/chemistry Software- erm adobe photoshop, cant get it on this laptop Game- rainbow 6 las vegas Sports wear Brand- nike Clothing Brand - abercrombie/bench Footwear- adicolors, fit as a motherfucker Colour other than Blue- purple Hobby- xbox 360, football, golf, politics stuff Book - animal farm, freakonomics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Good luck with the move mike Thank-you...I hurt in places I didn't know I had and narrowly escaped death by falling wardrobe but most heavy stuff done now. Still got internet connection at our old house 'til Thurs so I'll be around a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 This is a test. Pat is currently dictating these words via microphone using a dragon voice recognition software. So far, the software is fantastic. Though user, however is an idiot. Furthermore, I shall have to teach it how to swear properly. Signing out, for now, this has been Pat on the airwaves with a big rigid penis. What a buzz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 hahaha that sounds boss to use, id well use that, where did you get one of those from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Why am I picturing Stephen Hawking :nerd: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Am I being stupid or really fucking stupid, there is nothing there M. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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