Matt Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 ok, idea stolen from Have I Got News For You, but i always loved it. Have fun with this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iggy Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Bill said Monica was a decent bird but............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiemaher85 Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 (edited) I told you my penis looked weird Edited July 28, 2010 by jamiemaher85 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Turkey's pecker twizzles peckerhead's pecker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue 250 Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 On being told the bird attacking him was a Turkey......Bush, declared war on Turkey. He said "you obviously cant trust them"........and "there just has to be some oil in their country"........"Why haven't we thought about invading a country full of birds before" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 On being told the bird attacking him was a Turkey......Bush, declared war on Turkey. He said "you obviously cant trust them"........and "there just has to be some oil in their country"........"Why haven't we thought about invading a country full of birds before" Like this one! Simply - "Gobble, Gobble..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c1982 Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Bush: "You know what they say lads... more than a beakful is a waste!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 I'm president of the USA and all I get is a turkey? Parkinson at least got an Emu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inertia8 Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 "We should send this bird to irack to find the WMD's" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peoman7 Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 "I wonder if this bird will let me go all the way?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 it must be Thanks Giving Day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kohen Posted August 1, 2010 Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 Bush: "I don't know why you two are laughing, you're next" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bailey Posted August 7, 2010 Report Share Posted August 7, 2010 Durex have confirmed Presidential support for their new range of Turkey flavoured novelty condoms... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted August 7, 2010 Report Share Posted August 7, 2010 Time for a new pic I think.....try this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue 250 Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 I think the bloke on the left is saying "oh come on!.....just flap your arms like a turkey and peck this"............"I once saw president Bush do it....... please" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 the sleeves wern't my idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Blue Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Of corse I kicked you in the nuts I'm French, we always attack our own team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Time for a new pic I think.....try this one. No honestly, it really wasn't me who nicked the bog paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 No honestly, it really wasn't me who nicked the bog paper. Yes Quality Rubes, made me laugh alot lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 (edited) 'Piquionne's understanding of the English language was turning out to be a bit of an issue, after he understood Hreidersons instructions to "kick me the ball", ended painfully.' Edited August 10, 2010 by tenaciousj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Thanks Ten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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