Memmaclub Posted November 19, 2012 Report Share Posted November 19, 2012 Banned for 9 games for racist abuse. Constantly moaned about for being a diver and for dirty fouls by prem managers. Read a post by a rs fan suggesting if they can get 40 mil from City they should bite there hand off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted November 19, 2012 Report Share Posted November 19, 2012 How should he be punished ? Firing Squad ? Maybe the Electric Chair ? Hanging ? Fearthainn and Bailey 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted November 19, 2012 Report Share Posted November 19, 2012 That was actually some decent humor Mr A, raised a smirk. You couldn't find another one where Suarez is systematically burnt with a blow torch, stung by a thousand angry bees, had a red hot poker put up his ass, and forced to listen to the fucking Lighthouse Family ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Just for you mate. Lowensda and Fearthainn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueBlood81 Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Just for you mate. Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 they are some big fuckin bee's nice job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fearthainn Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonKey Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Ha ha. Nice pic. Unlikely he'll get knobbled properly as according to Rodgers he is '... one of the most fair... honest... players about' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 I don't know how he did that, but well done, that was some outstanding work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 I don't know how he did that, but well done, that was some outstanding work Bees from Chester Zoo, blowtorch from Homebase, hitman from assassinsRus, poker from a good ironmonger (probably get a decent brazier to heat it from at the same time), jukebox from Ebay and Lighthouse Family CD from charity shop bargain bin. Get Suarez & DM's addresses from the phone book and arrange a meet at pre booked torture chamber. Simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 That didn't even offer any humor Michael But really, that was some amazing designs above, I don't know how quite he managed it, one of those art things around that kids are a whizz at, but while not quite Da Vinci or Renoir, it was quite a picture Zoo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 That didn't even offer any humor Michael Wasn't intended to be humorous Dalzielgenon....just trying to offer an answer to your enquiry. Won't bother in the future . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 That didn't even offer any humor Michael But really, that was some amazing designs above, I don't know how quite he managed it, one of those art things around that kids are a whizz at, but while not quite Da Vinci or Renoir, it was quite a picture It's a little bit of resourcefulness, a little bit of know how, a little bit of creativity, and a lot of being a no life boring twat with too much time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Wasn't intended to be humorous Dalzielgenon....just trying to offer an answer to your enquiry. Won't bother in the future . I don't laugh much. Life is a fucking perpetual misery. A Groundhog Day of Misfortunes and Loathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 It's a little bit of resourcefulness, a little bit of know how, a little bit of creativity, and a lot of being a no life boring twat with too much time. I don't think you give yourself enough credit, I think you do some good work about such as the 'forum colors' thread a time ago. I could never put together some of the things you've done, or some others even, but we all have our hidden talents. But don't put yourself down like you did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 I don't laugh much. Life is a fucking perpetual misery. A Groundhog Day of Misfortunes and Loathing. you must have some shit karma mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 I saw the Suarez incident last night on Match of The Day (an immense struggle at times) and that was never a penalty kick was it. Match officiating really has to be at a low level if they couldn't see that that was nothing like a foul and the player simply went down again, and got his own way I didn't see the studs into keeper incident though, was merely watching to see the shite have another defeat and quite enjoyed it above all else. But Suarez for sure, is a nasty little snide individual. Does make for tough viewing often enough when he is on screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fearthainn Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 They did say he could have pulled out of the tackle if I recall correctly. Anyway you have to laugh, Gibson and Cole sent off last week for completely accidental situations and this cheat only gets a booking when it was obvious he did it purposefully. And the kopites keep complaining about how he's hard done by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 Er, it was a definite penalty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fearthainn Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 (edited) Can't argue with the penalty though, Shawcross was an idiot. Can't pull someone inside the box like that these days and expect them to stay up, particularly if that someone is Suarez. What's also funny about that is how Shawcross got away with it for 90 minutes against us. Edited December 27, 2012 by Fearthainn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 Er, it was a definite penalty! Without a doubt....though Suarez flinging himself to the floor once he feels the tug on his shirt is still a bit comical. Shouldn't need to do that....the ref should be able to see the offence without the dramatics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 Is that the offense in question. The City player had a bit of his shirt, Ok there may have been a slight tug, but it seemed fairly innocuous from what I saw. The main thing is, most other players would have stayed on their feet, but Suarez, as is usual, decides to fall to the floor and indulge in some thespian antics. He's merely a modern day Van Nilstelrooy in that respect Say what you like, but it wasn't a penatly offense from what I saw. But referees today, what can you do ? It's all getting a bit out of hand now to be truthful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 Ok there may have been a slight tug... ....which is a penalty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 It's all topsy-turvy and upside down out there at the moment, Fellaini stays on for a head-butt, and players get sent off for raising a boot at an opponents chest, although not with malice. It looked only like a slight tug, Shawcross hardly tore it off his back from what I saw, and it's all about opinions, but I feel it didn't warrant a penalty. I did pay more attention to the theatrics of the player though. End of the day, what does it matter. Liverpool had another defeat, Suarez will get what's coming one day, and they continue to stuggle and in all probability won't win a damn thing again. That's all you can focus on right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 And what the hell is that slogan thing in the above about lighting fires and keeping toast warm etc ? 'The night is full of dark terrors and scary things' Eh ? Bit late for Trick or Treat. I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 And what the hell is that slogan thing in the above about lighting fires and keeping toast warm etc ? 'The night is full of dark terrors and scary things' Eh ? Bit late for Trick or Treat. I don't know. It's a quote from a book that beautifully (for me) sums up the absurdity of organised religion....read it earlier today and it made me laugh. If it confuses you so much the better . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 Lol, I'd forgotten about those pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 I'm obviously not paying enough attention to what goes on out there. Ok it was a penalty I'll concede, but once again they took another beating and Suarez may well get some desserts sooner or later. Maybe we should concentrate on our own team and players rather than concern ourselves with poor opposition sides and their nasty little players. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Can we get back on topic here. I want more of Suarez in the torture chamber. Maybe have Rafa benitez farting on his head or something equally gross? I dunno. Left hanging from the crossbar at the Kop end by his gentleman vegetables or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 i'd super glue shards of glass to his hands and make the cunt clap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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