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Thought id make a thread so people could unload about things pissing them off, Marco takes credit for the inspiration.

 

So what gets on your tits, pisses you off, makes you see your arse etc....

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mad friday...when you get all the office workers in the entire country out for their annual drink and they know they can't handle it yet 90% get too pissed off a half a shandy and start fightin with one another..can't be doin wi it every fuckin year spoilin my day out! :angry:

 

 

modern day celebrity/media obsessive culture is probably my biggest hate! the fact we are as a nation more interested in what the gods(apparent celebs) are upto rather than living our own lives..we seem to let them lead us and decide what we should and shouldn't do with regards to clothes, foods, kids etc

 

kerry katona...what has she ever done to warrant all the attention she gets? fucks herself up with drugs and drink and then goes bankrupt so they pay her to make a programme about it and save her ass..sheep...people who spit and hock crap up from the back of their throat on a regular basis...whistling..davina mccall..paul o'grady..nob heads..bad drivers..chavs..old people who think that cos they're old they have a right to be a cunt and that respect should be one way..people who moan about traffic wardens..people who complain if somethin is too rude on tv like south park etc..you know what to expect so don't watch it and it's 15/18 for a reason..facebook groups..janet street porter

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People who think the whole world revolves around them and their group of friends.

 

Usually people with a 'great personality' - aka. Fucking loud twats who never shut the fuck up.

 

And who go out once a feckin' month and think it's the social highlight of the year.

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Oh lord what have i started!? Great reading though :D

 

Today, i be mostly hating :

 

scooter drivers even more than yesterday,

5am starts to drop wife off at the airport,

people not bothering to turn up to the last game of footy this year.

boss saying on the phone last night "id rather not talk about it on the phone" when clearly something is wrong but i have to wait til i see him to find out what it is.

 

.... its only 7h15 my time too, plenty still to come im sure....

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Oh lord what have i started!? Great reading though :D

 

Today, i be mostly hating :

 

scooter drivers even more than yesterday,

5am starts to drop wife off at the airport,

people not bothering to turn up to the last game of footy this year.

boss saying on the phone last night "id rather not talk about it on the phone" when clearly something is wrong but i have to wait til i see him to find out what it is.

 

.... its only 7h15 my time too, plenty still to come im sure....

 

 

i've had that one before! pisses me right off...just fuckin tell me or give me a clue so i aint shittin it all night eh!

 

 

and man you have started my favourite thread...do i smell a tt award? :lol:

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Marco, you're going to be on that programme Grumpy Old Men one day :P.

 

i love that program. Every time i see it im in agreement with them with everything!

 

latest thing today is the fact that im so unfit that im nearly breathless after walking up the stairs....

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Sting in concert "performing" Police tracks with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra and a cast of pretentious wanker muso's (while playing nothing himself, just looking smug with his early Elvis era pointless-in-terms-of-sound microphone).

 

This could have gone into "What are you watching/listening to" because it's just been on ITV but it's really pissed me off :angry: .

 

The very definition of a man disappearing up his own arse.

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every cunt panic buyin cos there is a bit of snow! sister's fella works at morrisons and some chap asked him if they had ran out of salt cos he was in a fluster(even though the salt was right infront of him) and vinny said yeah we have now fuck off :lol:

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every cunt panic buyin cos there is a bit of snow! sister's fella works at morrisons and some chap asked him if they had ran out of salt cos he was in a fluster(even though the salt was right infront of him) and vinny said yeah we have now fuck off :lol:

 

Cheeky staff who work in supermarkets and assume because they know where everything is placed on the shelves so should the customers ;)

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right...the day of bein nice is over it's back to 54 year old grumpy taxi drivin cunt mode....

 

 

drunk girlfriends - why oh why didn't i stay single?! :angry: :angry: fuckin idiots once they've had some ale! winds me right up...

 

 

people who use song lyrics as their facebook status! basically sayin i'm a thick cunt who's mind doesn't think of anything to actually say..if you are in that group then just don't put anythin it isn't a necessity!

 

 

people who say when tellin a story 'so i turned round and said'! unless the other person instigated the conversation whilst behind you then you have no reason to say this..he turned round an said then i turned round and said..people aren't spinnin tops so fuck the fuck off!!!

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people who say when tellin a story 'so i turned round and said'! unless the other person instigated the conversation whilst behind you then you have no reason to say this..he turned round an said then i turned round and said..people aren't spinnin tops so fuck the fuck off!!!

That's a good one.

 

"DyanowhadImean?" at the end of every sentence is another :angry: .

 

Also people saying "back to back" when they mean "consecutive." Even the BBC do that now ffs....we are not fucking Americans!

 

Before long people will be calling their car boot the "hood," taps "faucets" and men will be pulling down their "pants" and showing their "fanny" :major overreaction alert: .

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on a side note can i just say a big thank you to matt for startin this thread...and to everyone else for reading(or pretending to read?) my absolute moanin 60 year old woman bullshit! it lets me get it off my chest round here and you lot dont tell me fuck off :lol:

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