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Sadly, it will get worse!

Sadly, it will get worse!

One for CornishSteve
Cornwall has been put into lockdown tier 5 as a load of pirates have returned to Cornwall and the Arr factor has gone through the roof.

One for CornishSteve
Cornwall has been put into lockdown tier 5 as a load of pirates have returned to Cornwall and the Arr factor has gone through the roof.

One for CornishSteve
Cornwall has been put into lockdown tier 5 as a load of pirates have returned to Cornwall and the Arr factor has gone through the roof.

Bloke picks up a hitch-hiker.  After a few minutes the hitch-hiker says 'do you think its risky picking up a hitch-hiker, I could be a serial killer?'  The bloke says 'No, the odds on there being two serial killers in my car at the same time are astronomical.'

Marriage guidance counsellor says to his client 'your wife says you never buy her flowers'.  Client says 'didn't know she sold flowers'.

Just booked a table for Valentine's night.  Don't know what her indoors will say as she has never played snooker before.

I don't think companies like Nissan 'cross their fingers' on a deal of this scale.  I suspect that they have had numerous discussions with the EU, behind closed doors - which appears to be the way things get done in the EU.

Done.

My 'crazy time' was between the ages 12 to 15.  After I left school at 15, I started work and morphed into a very sensible youth.  National Service kept me on the straight and narrow.

He's a politician, he thinks people need/want to see him.

He's a politician, he thinks people need/want to see him.

He's a politician, he thinks people need/want to see him.

Mark, only just spotted this.  Belated happy birthday to your son.  6 year old birthday's are just happy memories for me.  My eldest is 60 this year!  Still love them though.  Make the most of their childhood Mark, it will soon be nattering teenager's.😄

Palfy, sorry to hear your sad news.  Some good news too though.  We are doing OK and hope that you and all your family and friends are keeping well.

Stay well Rubes.  You will need to isolate so park the beast up for the time being.

Can't believe I just read the above post.   'The Tories and their voters are starving people to death' -  please explain how that is rhetorical?    At least 'being asleep at the wheel' would be a feeble excuse.

We had a 'front garden drinks' this afternoon.  Good (shouting) natter with neighbours.  Almost felt back to normal!  Provides a good opportunity to see if anyone has problems they can be helped with.

We had a 'front garden drinks' this afternoon.  Good (shouting) natter with neighbours.  Almost felt back to normal!  Provides a good opportunity to see if anyone has problems they can be helped with.

We had a 'front garden drinks' this afternoon.  Good (shouting) natter with neighbours.  Almost felt back to normal!  Provides a good opportunity to see if anyone has problems they can be helped with.

I never thought I'd see the day when the wheelie bin went out more than me.

Just had a crap and noticed that the toilet roll had run out.  Had to do that embarrassing shuffle with trousers round your ankles to get some more. Unfortunately, they haven't got any in Tesco's, does anyone want anything fetching while I'm here?

The nearest I've been to this previously was in 1956 in Singapore. We had a lad in  our barrack room was taken ill and rushed into the military hospital.  The info came back that he had a type of encephalitis. He was so bad that the Army refused to fly his parents out as the flight took 4 days and they didn't think he would live that long.  They found that the infection was caused by a mosquito bite from a mosquito that had been on a rat.  We were all put on lock-down and the Army came in and disinfected the whole area. We were ordered to sleep with mosquito nets, something we didn't usually bother with.  We were only on lock-down for about 4 days but we were mighty relieved when it was over.  Not knowing was the worst thing. Delighted to say that the lad recovered and was shipped back to blighty.

The nearest I've been to this previously was in 1956 in Singapore. We had a lad in  our barrack room was taken ill and rushed into the military hospital.  The info came back that he had a type of encephalitis. He was so bad that the Army refused to fly his parents out as the flight took 4 days and they didn't think he would live that long.  They found that the infection was caused by a mosquito bite from a mosquito that had been on a rat.  We were all put on lock-down and the Army came in and disinfected the whole area. We were ordered to sleep with mosquito nets, something we didn't usually bother with.  We were only on lock-down for about 4 days but we were mighty relieved when it was over.  Not knowing was the worst thing. Delighted to say that the lad recovered and was shipped back to blighty.