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Can't we just give Beni a go?

Can you pronounce the name Cesar?

Can't we just give Beni a go?

We should never sell Niasse but rather sign him under new contract for life.

We should never sell Niasse but rather sign him under new contract for life.

Just to clear things up:
1. Garbutt is not Ossie.
2. Ossie is not Barkley.
3. Barkley is not Garbutt.
Capisci?

Klaassen and Sandro should be loaned out for the rest of the season, to build up their confidence back in a side they will feature regularly. I'm sure they'll come back stronger as they both have shown are quality players, both are winners, but they came in a team with so much problems right now that makes it very difficult for them to settle in properly.

Son Heung-Min totally makes us look like amateurs.

He's not given the chance imo. In order to build confidence players should play here and there. He's not even making the bench.

Who gives a shit about Lukaku, we have the fearless Tosun Pasha!!!

Cenk is pronounced with J Jenk (like Jennifer). Same applies to Emre Can (Jan).

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I wish the lad nothing but abject failure for the rest of his career. 
Enjoy the splinters, Ross. 

Guys i am a besiktas fan, and you guys just singed and amazing player. I believe you ll sell him in a better price anyways but he will do amazing in your team... well i wish him and everton a good luck for the leauge! You guys will love him

Utter shite. This "he tries hard" shite is tiresome now, im sure we would all try hard for Everton, doesn't mean we are good enough and neither is he. Don't get me wrong, his attitude is brilliant but he isn'tt good enough at all.

Funny. Apparently we would have got relegated without our last striker (we wouldn't his goals didn't turn out to be crucial from a points perspective)....
But Niasse at a time when the team were hiding and scared to take ownership of the ball were getting battered actually won us games we were losing.  He showed bottle.... yet here he is getting his name up in lights when our central defenders and multi trophy winning captain gifted United 3 points....
He's a dirk kuyt, shane long type forward.... there clearly is a need for them so let's not get too fuckin snobbish when we have shithouse players like schneiderlein, Williams, Keane, mirallas who are letting the side down.
 
If we had 11 players out there giving 100% and ample quality then yeah ok may be we could question his input or inclusion. But we don't.... we have cowards.... lavishly paid and expensive costing ones who are hiding.... fuckin hiding. So cut the lad some slack.... he will be back on the bench when the new lad comes in.... no moaning, no whinging, ready to help the team out when called. 
 
 
 

I just watched 300. Good movie.

I just watched 300. Good movie.

It's not strikers only mate. We were playing super defensively with Calvert and Sandro upfront. The whole mid was in our penalty area. We need strong Strikers like Lukaku and Benteke to win the ball and hold it long enough for overlapping wingers and central midfielders, but we're slow as heck and our strikers were isolated all the time. Not much they can do against strong defense. 

Can't agree. I saw some pretty good tackles from both.

Can't agree. I saw some pretty good tackles from both.

shots: 21-3
possession - 79%-21%
score 1-1
classic Allardyce 

Can't agree. I saw some pretty good tackles from both.

Can't agree. I saw some pretty good tackles from both.

Tell Big Sam to fuck off and give Unsy time till the end of the season, ffs.