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Tell Big Sam to fuck off and give Unsy time till the end of the season, ffs. 

Tell Big Sam to fuck off and give Unsy time till the end of the season, ffs. 

Tell Big Sam to fuck off and give Unsy time till the end of the season, ffs. 

Tell Big Sam to fuck off and give Unsy time till the end of the season, ffs. 

Why do people blame Walsh so much over our signings? Yes, he probably choose most of them, but OK. All signings this summer, except Rooney and Cuco, were top notch players at their previous clubs to date and many agreed that we're not able to find much better than these, because we are not in a position to lure world class players at our club. I still believe that most of our players are simply underperforming and that Koeman built awful team with no balance in positions whatsoever.

It's nothing we didn't knew when Moshiri took over.

Some say we need pace. Put Sandro on the left, DCL in the middle, Vlasic on the right and voila. Mix it up with some Lookman and stick with that for long enough to mature. I have no concerns with Siggy, Davies, Rooney and Gana playing in the midfield, as long as Morgan is not there. But I have no idea how to deal with the shitty defense. We need left back, right back and good sane central defender waiting to join us on Jan 1st along with proper striker. That's a must.

Pickford fucked this up this time.

Moshiri does not expect us to win every game.

Moshiri does not expect us to win every game.

I'm just thinking about Martinez and that he was superior to Koeman. Yes, both failed, but Martinez had much smaller budget and actually he bought much better players. I thought bringing Niasse was hilarious decision, but he's our better striker right now. Even Oviedo was class compared to Cuco, but heavy injury ruined his development. I keep thinking what could Martinez do with the money Koeman spent this summer, and where we were going to be at this very moment under Martinez.

Surprisingly Vlasic turned out to be our best summer signing. 

Surprisingly Vlasic turned out to be our best summer signing. 

WTF is Schneiderlin doing?!?!!??!?!?!!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Was this on purpose?!?!!? It's ridiculous.

Ohh come on. If £80 000 per week can't motivate you enough, then what else can?

Hurts to say, but at this point my local club can beat Everton wherever they meet. And I'm from Bulgaria.

Hurts to say, but at this point my local club can beat Everton wherever they meet. And I'm from Bulgaria.

One of the things I like about him.

I must agree that under Martinez we've played pretty attractive, but ultimately no one will go far in the PL neglecting defensive duties. It's all about the defense these days and Koeman did it right last season as we had one of the best defensive records in the league. Yet we're failing in every football aspect - marking, tackling, positioning, break up, link up play, keeping possession, creating chances, finishing... All these suggest me that our players need more tactical coaching. I refuse to acknowledge that we have shit players, or that we bought shit ones. All of our summer signings except Martina are of proven quality and and I know for sure that they can cope, as long as they find themselves on the pitch and gel in the tactical shape of the team. This needs time and patience. Unfortunately we had the worst possible schedule at the start of this season, but at least since the Man U game we're showing some improvement and this will only get better. Show some patience and we'll talk again in a month or two.

I must agree that under Martinez we've played pretty attractive, but ultimately no one will go far in the PL neglecting defensive duties. It's all about the defense these days and Koeman did it right last season as we had one of the best defensive records in the league. Yet we're failing in every football aspect - marking, tackling, positioning, break up, link up play, keeping possession, creating chances, finishing... All these suggest me that our players need more tactical coaching. I refuse to acknowledge that we have shit players, or that we bought shit ones. All of our summer signings except Martina are of proven quality and and I know for sure that they can cope, as long as they find themselves on the pitch and gel in the tactical shape of the team. This needs time and patience. Unfortunately we had the worst possible schedule at the start of this season, but at least since the Man U game we're showing some improvement and this will only get better. Show some patience and we'll talk again in a month or two.

I think it's too early for our new players to settle in. Koeman didn't had the best start last year either. I remember many started shouting for his head at this time around, but things changed  after we've won against Arsenal in December and ran over City a few matches later. I truly expect things will change dramatically in couple of months.

I think it's too early for our new players to settle in. Koeman didn't had the best start last year either. I remember many started shouting for his head at this time around, but things changed  after we've won against Arsenal in December and ran over City a few matches later. I truly expect things will change dramatically in couple of months.

Fuck that was quality. Shame on you Koeman.

Fuck it. I'm not ruining my holiday in Italy with this utter garbage. People are laughing at us here. I'm out.

How? By giving him 3000 out of 3400 minutes of premier league football during the season followed by offering him a solid contract and urging him to sign as soon as possible?