Zoo 2.0

I know hate is a strong word but I hate him. At some point he has to look in the mirror and admit that he's absolutely miles off being good enough.

Not a chance we will own BMD. I've said it for years.

Absolutely nothing to be happy about, some soft twats were ringing up TalkSport earlier thanking Moshiri for all that he's done for us. Hope he never sets foot in the North West again but considering he's not been to Goodison in about three decades shouldn't be too difficult. Feels like Groundhog Day when talking about these owners, but in a nutshell it's just one parasite selling to another. Of course the biggest problem of them all will somehow still cling on to his grip on the club, no doubt in my mind that he'll have his fingers in all of the 777 pies.

I love Andre Gomes, best hair to ever grace Goodison Park. Goodbye my Prince.

The fit and proper test has been a farce ever since it was introduced, as is the notion that the Premier League can govern themselves. If 777 want to acquire Everton and both parties agree, that is what will happen. The Saudi takeover of Newcastle was the biggest red flag that the F&P test could have challenged yet they didn't. It's purely a token to fool those not invested in football that there is some form of screening process protecting clubs from these jokers.

It's basically how many chances are created and how "good" they are. xG is a load of shite though IMO, so I take little to no notice of it as a statistic.

Maturing as an Evertonian is realising that Kenwright is the problem and has been since day one. Infuriates me how when I was in my teenage years I used to defend the clown.

You cannabis-erious?

Nope, I was born in 1993 so my first memory of an England manager was Sven. Since then we've had McLaren, Capello, Allardyce and Hodgson so you can probably see why my opinion is a little skewed.

Southgate has given me the best memories in my life as an England fan, so it'll take a lot for me to turn on him. He isn't helping himself with his obsession with Maguire though and should he see it through to the next tournament will quite rightly need to take the blame when fingers point his way.

A true enigma.

Patto's had a mare here.

I thought it was a bad Photoshop, but Fabrizio Romano has tweeted it too. Seems that he's not best pleased with the boss, and I guess no way back for him. Saving grace is that Dyche will probably only get 3-4 weeks at this rate and be out the door himself.

Eden Hazard is expected to retire, according to the news outlets he's been offered to a variety of countries including the USA and Saudi Arabia. The best offer apparently was to join Inter Miami with Messi, but he turned it down in favour of hanging up his boots. In his prime at Chelsea, he was up there with the best in the world. Quite amazing how things panned out at Madrid.

Unbelievable again from Pickford, he's absolutely outstanding.

Strange that he was linked with quite a few decent clubs, yet ends up at Crystal Palace.

Fucks sake, just ordered all three Everton shirts with Maupay 13 on the back. Said nobody ever.

They don't play in the same position. This is a good shout to be fair, and something that I'm struggling to disagree with.

I don't think Iwobi is as bad as people make out, but I wouldn't be gutted with him leaving. If it's Iwobi out and for example Gnonto in, I'd be happy.

The fuck was Gueye doing at the end there? Waited about 3-5 business days to lay it off to Beto, exactly as the lad stepped offside. Jesus wept.

Don't want to go overboard but we're winning this league. Danjuma? More like Leo Danjessi. The GOAT.

Wait? This Beto is actually a footballer?! I could get used to this, lovely bit of pace, strength and composure to finish - I could get used to this. Beto, the Doncaster Slayer.

Still not in a crisis Sean?