Zoo 2.0

I guess there'll be four tickets going spare in the main stand on Saturday.
Liars and cowards.

"We were on the brink of signing Lionel Messi, but due to security concerns that were brought to us we have unfortunately cancelled the deal on safety grounds. This is a sad day for Everton and Evertonians."
Cristiano Ronaldo was also seen landing in John Lennon Airport, but did not arrive at Finch Farm after being put in a headlock.

If it was a case of asset stripping then Pickford and Onana would both be gone now.
It's just pure incompetence.

Very concerned we’re bringing no one in now. If we don’t I hope the protests are really ramped up. 

Everyone is just figuring out who's decision it is to do the Windows updates on Moshiri's PC. Once that's been established they can log in and put a tweet together.

Fair play to the lad, good on him. 
I wouldn't sign for Everton and I've supported them all my life. I'd turn us down to play in the middle of Ukraine at the minute. 

The board are to blame for making Everton an unattractive proposition to absolutely anybody, even those that initially thought they'd like to play for us.

The board are to blame for making Everton an unattractive proposition to absolutely anybody, even those that initially thought they'd like to play for us.

Fair play to the lad, good on him. 
I wouldn't sign for Everton and I've supported them all my life. I'd turn us down to play in the middle of Ukraine at the minute. 

The board are to blame for making Everton an unattractive proposition to absolutely anybody, even those that initially thought they'd like to play for us.

The board are to blame for making Everton an unattractive proposition to absolutely anybody, even those that initially thought they'd like to play for us.

I see Moshiri finally remembered the password to the Twitter account. 
Apparently sacked Lampard over the phone. 
Absolute shithouses running our club.

I see Moshiri finally remembered the password to the Twitter account. 
Apparently sacked Lampard over the phone. 
Absolute shithouses running our club.

Bielsa would be fantastic, but he would need a summer to get rid of the bone idle muppets and buy his own players which we haven't got time for. 
It'll be someone boring and uninspiring.

It gets to the point where I seriously start to think that these prats must actually just be doing it for the banter. 
Bill Kenwright dramatically holding onto the car door, flicking his head back and mumbling "Bad Times" before the clown that owns 94% of the club says that it isn't his decision whether a manager is fired or not. 
They are 100% on the wind up. Nobody on Planet Earth could be this fucking stupid.

Given that it's probably not up to Farhad Moshiri, the man that owns the club to hire a new manager it really is anyone's guess who comes in. 
I assume that there's perhaps going to be a voting system similar to how they used to pick the winner of the X Factor?

My heart bleeds. 
He's our player and as such we can do whatever we like with him.

I was absolutely made up when Paul Clement signed up to work with Frank. As you say he followed Carlo around everywhere, winning everything. He had amazing reports too, and seemed to have respect from legends of the game. 

Gordon is slowly slipping into Ross Barkley territory. I'm at the point where I've come to terms with relegation, I'd sell Gordon just so that Goodison stinks that little bit less.