Zoo 2.0

Iwobi is outstanding under Lampard, totally different player.

Zaha deserves everything that he gets, one of the biggest gobshites I've ever seen. Should have seen red for his elbow on Gordon and was hoping that someone would snap him towards the end of the game - absolute rat.

Hands up who'd have taken three points behind Liverpool after twelve games👍

Not me never want to be behind them twats, sorry Mike nothing to celebrate for me. 

Thought the price was fixed?

Liz Truss and Steven Gerrard both gone in the same day. 
This should be declared a National Holiday.

Liz Truss and Steven Gerrard both gone in the same day. 
This should be declared a National Holiday.

Liz Truss and Steven Gerrard both gone in the same day. 
This should be declared a National Holiday.

Liz Truss and Steven Gerrard both gone in the same day. 
This should be declared a National Holiday.

Liz Truss and Steven Gerrard both gone in the same day. 
This should be declared a National Holiday.

Big shout to our away supporters.

No way is that a penalty - although seeing Anthony Gordon trying to put his head into 6'11 Dan Burn was quite amusing. 

No way is that a penalty - although seeing Anthony Gordon trying to put his head into 6'11 Dan Burn was quite amusing. 

No way is that a penalty - although seeing Anthony Gordon trying to put his head into 6'11 Dan Burn was quite amusing. 

Proper excited for the World Cup so the Premier League can go on a break and we can stop being shit.

Blue shirts, white shorts, white socks mate.

Blue shirts, white shorts, white socks mate.

Blue shirts, white shorts, white socks mate.

Tim Howard would easily have been England's number one, especially when you consider who we had at the time.

I see that Everton goalkeepers are being discussed and as a result, wanted to confirm yet again the fact that Sir Timothy Howard, ''Lord of New Jersey and both Goodison Park Penalty Areas'' is the greatest goalkeeper not only that Everton have seen, but the greatest goalkeeper that has been known to mankind. It's often whispered around ITK's that Neville Southall, Nigel Martyn, Gordan Banks, Peter Shilton and Massimo Taibi all prayed in front of a portrait of Mr. Howard at one stage of their careers and begged for his wisdom to be passed onto them - in popular culture, this practice it is known as ''Timothyism'' and is performed in all four corners of the world. The followers of Timothyism have devoted their life to seek out how and why Sir Howard was blessed with such goalkeeping greatness but as of today, the 18th of Octoward 2022, nobody has come close to explaining such godlike abilities.
With no answers yet, all continue to bow their heads each sunrise and chant at their loudest ''O Timothy, O Timothy, how art thou blesseth with such power?''.