Bill Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Why. ? Was'nt there any seats. ..............................(sorry). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 licker, i liked that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 My boyf stood me up in the pub last night <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thought you finished with him? I need updating i'v missed an episode of "The life of Claire" somewhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Thought you finished with him? I need updating i'v missed an episode of "The life of Claire" somewhere! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Maybe we can have a word with Z Cars and see if we can get a re run section so you can keep up to date or maybe even a longest tread +1 section like they have on sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Claire, if he can't be bothered to let you know he would not turn up, stuff him. I mean you're not married to him or engaged and judging by the amount of walking you do, is he worth the effort?. I seem to remember a little bit of cyber-flirting going on when you first joined, get yourself a nice blue lad, at least after the sex you would have something decent to talk about. Just forget your eggs-boyfriend , I can't help myself. Sings - Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 I can sense a new thread here. Speed dating with Claire, find yourself a new fella without leaving your PC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 We could make it a mission to find her a fella, Claire give us all qualities you look for in a bloke and let's see what we can do. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Cilla Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Fishman, you have got a lorra, lorra cheek. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Thanks everyon!!!!! And yeah I did finish with him but then got back together but now who knows! And I promised myself never to go out with an evertonian again so sorry everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Thanks everyon!!!!! And yeah I did finish with him but then got back together but now who knows! And I promised myself never to go out with an evertonian again so sorry everyone <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Again, you say, I feel there is gossip there do tell, why never again?. Oh and as an after thought, all gardeners, how do you stop the dog from p*ssing on the lawn?. Sensible answers only please (Fishman, I'm talking to you). ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Again, you say, I feel there is gossip there do tell, why never again?. Oh and as an after thought, all gardeners, how do you stop the dog from p*ssing on the lawn?. Sensible answers only please (Fishman, I'm talking to you). ATB Mac <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just treated very very very badly by one And get the dog a litter tray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 If its a dog its OK, its the bitches that scorch the lawn. I trained mine my rubbing its nose in it and shouting NO NO NO, as i was doing it. Got to catch them early tho, cos you cant teach an old dog new tricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Doesnt it act as a fertiliser or is that shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 The bitch's water is very strong and kills the grass (brown patches), yet the Dogs never does it any Harm. Dont Know why cos I'm not too well up on the Canine Knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshua O Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 The things you learn on this thread..(Mikeo) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted April 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 (edited) Again, you say, I feel there is gossip there do tell, why never again?. Oh and as an after thought, all gardeners, how do you stop the dog from p*ssing on the lawn?. Sensible answers only please (Fishman, I'm talking to you). ATB Mac <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i would say shoot it, that would definatly stop it or if its your own rub its nose in it like licker said, i no i wouldnt do it again (err not that i have ) if its someone elses definatly shoot it we have a problem by ours with cats shittin and pissin, gobshites, just throw things at them now or get charlie on to it ( i will post a picture of charlie to show how why the cats shit themselves) Edited April 13, 2006 by ianthetoffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshua O Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 (edited) There's a footpath at the end of our cul-de-sac to a park so the road (and park) is constantly littered with dog-shit (there is a bin for it which people ignore). I'd happily push the owners face into the shit if I spotted someone not cleaning up after them . Edited April 13, 2006 by Joshua O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshua O Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Can I point out that as Josh as hit twenty-five I shall now return to being... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 ...me . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Thanks for the advice all, one small problem Beano is a dog and yet his pee is still scorching the grass - we have tried tomato juice in his food (it's meant to neutralise certain chemicals in pee). My next step is an elastic band or a nappy. Cheers anyway folks. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted April 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 (edited) There is charlie or 'hard bastard' Edited April 13, 2006 by ianthetoffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 If we're talking vicious creatures..this is Dylan.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted April 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 imagine a fight between those two....fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 I don't give a sh*t, I'd fight either of of the furry little f*ckers, still means my lawn is in sh*t order. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 I always wanted a rabbit when I was little but my dad wouldnt get me one - bastard we got a dog instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 I always wanted a rabbit when I was little but my dad wouldnt get me one - bastard we got a dog instead <{POST_SNAPBACK}> and do you have a Rabbit now your older? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 and do you have a Rabbit now your older? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No comment Mr Fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 No comment Mr Fish <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thought not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 I do still want a rabbit though and one of the fluffy variety Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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