GoldfishMemory Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 I do still want a rabbit though and one of the fluffy variety <{POST_SNAPBACK}> One of my mates bought a Rabbit for his little girl and trained it to go the toilet in a cat litter tray. It just hops around the house while everyone goes about their business Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 One of my mates bought a Rabbit for his little girl and trained it to go the toilet in a cat litter tray. It just hops around the house while everyone goes about their business <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thats exactly what I want right I need a man who can toilet train a rabbit now!!!! Id be scared to leave it outside incase a fox attacked it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Thats exactly what I want right I need a man who can toilet train a rabbit now!!!! Id be scared to leave it outside incase a fox attacked it <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's easy so i'm told you just pick up its poo and put it in the litter tray and after a while the Rabbit catches on! You gona try and keep one in your uni digs? I can just imagine it now a little bundle of fur hopping aroung in last nights party mess with people akip all over, someone is bound to wake up from a drunken slumber and think they're hallucinating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 It's easy so i'm told you just pick up its poo and put it in the litter tray and after a while the Rabbit catches on! You gona try and keep one in your uni digs? I can just imagine it now a little bundle of fur hopping aroung in last nights party mess with people akip all over, someone is bound to wake up from a drunken slumber and think they're hallucinating <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No id probably step on it when Im drunk!!! I'll wait till Ive got a load of my own kids till i get my rabbit. I want a duck as well and a hedgehog and a tiny piglet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 No id probably step on it when Im drunk!!! I'll wait till Ive got a load of my own kids till i get my rabbit. I want a duck as well and a hedgehog and a tiny piglet <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What happens when the piglet turns into a big fat pig you gona love it like you did when it was cute or cook it for tea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 What happens when the piglet turns into a big fat pig you gona love it like you did when it was cute or cook it for tea? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thats the problem I wouldnt want it to get big I want a little tiny piglet that squeals!!! Rite im off for a sausage buttie for lunch!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Pork sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Yeah pork sausage and tonnes of tomato sauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Just think of that poor little Piglet when you are munching away, imagine how loud it Sqeals when the farmer sends it to the Butchers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Dont be so mean and anyway its the big fat pigs that are killed not the sweet little piglets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Claire lower you IQ a few points and place your sense of humour in the gutter, then read the last few posts again, enjoy. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Claire lower you IQ a few points and place your sense of humour in the gutter, then read the last few posts again, enjoy. ATB Mac <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I didnt mean it like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone fancy helping me with my coursework looking at the failings of the norweigan governmental system Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Beer garden is the only answer i think, all this working on good Friday is a feckin joke i'm off kids have a good good friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Im off to text my supposed waste of oxygen frigid shy other half speak soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 You can mean it anyway you want to mate, but with Fish and Licker in a fiesty mood you will get all manner of innuendo. The Norweigan Governmental system fails on three levels, 1) The taxation and fiscal policy of an inately wealthy country, will need a firm infra-structure of re-building and planning for a long term future with a view to competing on the global stage in terms of shipbuilding and tourism. 2) Lower the price of a litre of beer, most expensive in europe. (people will stop killing themselves all the time, highest suicide rate in europe). 3) Stop killing whales you bunch of sister sh*gging inbreds. Glad I could help. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 (edited) Ok i was going but reading that Mac you sounded all serious for No 1 then went a bit off on one! now i realy am off theres a pint and an uncomfortable wooden bench in me loacal calling out my Edited April 14, 2006 by GoldfishMemory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 (edited) The Norweigan Governmental system fails on three levels, 1) The taxation and fiscal policy of an inately wealthy country, will need a firm infra-structure of re-building and planning for a long term future with a view to competing on the global stage in terms of shipbuilding and tourism. 2) Lower the price of a litre of beer, most expensive in europe. (people will stop killing themselves all the time, highest suicide rate in europe). 3) Stop killing whales you bunch of sister sh*gging inbreds. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually Mac I must take you up on that...you're wrong on so many levels.. Aktuelt Videooverføring: Regjeringen oppnevner granskningskommisjon Arbeids- og inkluderingsminister Bjarne Håkon Hanssen vil presentere mandat og sammensetning av granskningskommisjonen Pressemelding Færre blir kastet ut av boligen En ny rapport viser en nedgang i antallet utkastelser på ca. 20 prosent fra 2004 til 2005. - Dette er et resultat av aktiv og målrettet jobbing fra frivillige organisasjoner, kommuner og staten, sier kommunal- og regionalminister Åslaug Haga. (Kommunal- og regionaldepartementet, 12.04.06) Fugleinfluensa: Statusrapport tirsdag Siden den siste statusrapporten kom ut den 06.04. har det blitt oppdaget flere tilfeller av ville fugler med høypatogen fugleinfluensa H5 i Danmark. (Landbruks- og matdepartementet, 12.04.06) Om bistand til Det palestinske området - Jeg har de siste dagene fått mange spørsmål om regjeringas holdning til bistand i Det palestinske området. Jeg føler derfor behov for å gi en kort oppsummering av regjeringas politikk, sier utviklingsminister Erik Solheim. (Utenriksdepartementet, 11.04.06) ...hope that clarifies things for you . Edited April 14, 2006 by mikeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 I withdraw all previous comments, thanks for pointing out the error of my ways Mike. It was rash of me to offer any help to a fellow TT'er, without actually knowing what I was on about. Story of my life. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Thanks for your help everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Reg Reagan Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 ahh... such a lovely easter saturday morning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_webby Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 i've actually missed out on this post because been away for some time (work relating issues buggers) how really on earth did this get from oasis to Norweigan politics hats of to everyone involved and has anyone heard the world cup song that radio1 have been promoting "in the middle with roooo" taken from the classic "in the middle with you" its a classic i'll see if we can find a link to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 I have an alternative song "stuck dick in a gran, eh Roo?" It works if you say it really fast . ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted April 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 i got a bout of cold sores, wasnt pleased, havnt bin out all weekend as a result of it utter bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Put vaseline on them stops them dead quick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 WHY DID I SAY I WOULD WORK ALL WEEKEND I'M SO BORED HERE ON MY OWN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tara Mac Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Ian, best thing to use for cold sores is vics vapour rub. similar to vaseline but the menthol helps quite a bit. Another one is vinegar. T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted April 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 (edited) i wasnt a tight arse and bought zaverax (wotever its called) i usually go for the good old aftershave but i decided to splash out, its dear though!! there goin now, im goin out tuesday so its a good thing there going Edited April 16, 2006 by ianthetoffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted April 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 oh thankyuo for your suggestions of how to get rid of them...ill bear them for next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Cant eat any more Chocolate...!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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