Adam Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 Dog person. Cats are a waste of space. Do nothing apart from eat and sleep and scrach all your furniture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 Dog person. Cats are a waste of space. Do nothing apart from eat and sleep and scrach all your furniture. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And piss that devil water everywhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 I'm a cat person, but I'm not allowed one. Tara is the doggy ( ) person and we have a Staffie cross and I'm only 15st . ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted April 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 hate cats with a passion bastards <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_webby Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 Dog's hands down cats are to up themselves. where as dogs are funny coz there so clever yet so stupid throw the ball put it behind your back and they run for half a mile come back with a big stupid look on there face try that with a cat it sits there like its behind you r back you t#@t now f#@k off and get me some milk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 So to analogise this sub thread we are saying that cats are our wives, girl/boyfriends and dogs are our mates down the pub?. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted April 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 correct, next topic top 3 comedians, i have done this as a thread somewhere but why not for our newer members my top 3 1. Ricky Gervais 2. Steve Coogan 3. Jimmy Carr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_webby Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 at the moment 1. Peter Kay 2. Lee Evans 3. Jimmy Carr Of all time 1. Tommy Cooper 2. Lenny Henry 3. Monty Python it is always in a different order depending on what my mood is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 (edited) 1. Bill Hicks 2. Richard Pryor 3. Connolly in Form Late edit & PS: On the Dog & Cat thing....I prefer fish. Edited April 20, 2006 by PatV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Late edit & PS: On the Dog & Cat thing....I prefer fish. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So Do Cats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Meow. Hence, why the Cat is banned form using the Scuba Gear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Comedians, good call Ian. Ever - Spike Milligan, Bill Hicks and Billy Connolly Current - Nobody new really floats my boat, sorry. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Comedians 1. Peter Kay 2. Paddy McGuinness (not cos hes particularly funny but he bought me a drink once) 3. My Dad hes had me in stiches since ive been home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Dog's hands down cats are to up themselves. where as dogs are funny coz there so clever yet so stupid throw the ball put it behind your back and they run for half a mile come back with a big stupid look on there face try that with a cat it sits there like its behind you r back you t#@t now f#@k off and get me some milk <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Exactly why I prefer cats!! On the comedians Dylan Moran is far and away my fave current. Peter Kay is OK but Lee Evans and Johnny Marr I'd happily have stung up from tower bridge by their testicles (next to Rowan Atkinson doing Mr Bean). Historically probably Connelly, Bob Newhart and the Pythons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Dont slag off Mr Bean just dont go there!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Take it you a fan of Mr Bean then. Changing the subject slightly as that is what we do on this tread does anyone remember a program that was on ITV I think maybe about 7-9 years ago. It was called the last train and was about well a train. Goes into a tunnel. Explosion and they frooze and when they woke up the world had changed. Anyway Sci-Fi are showing it again and its great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 I love Mr Bean my mates got me all the DVDs for my birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Take it you a fan of Mr Bean then. Changing the subject slightly as that is what we do on this tread does anyone remember a program that was on ITV I think maybe about 7-9 years ago. It was called the last train and was about well a train. Goes into a tunnel. Explosion and they frooze and when they woke up the world had changed. Anyway Sci-Fi are showing it again and its great <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Remember that Adam..car crash TV of the finest kind. You know you shouldn't and the acting makes the Sunderland back four look animated but you just can't help yourself . Sorry about the Mr Bean thing Claire...it's just that so many people have done it so much better . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 When i was little I used to tell mum I was going to marry Mr Bean and that he was my ideal man - no wonder her hair went grey!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Sorry to be so harsh on this one Claire, but I would rather have the eyes sucked out of my head by a goat than have to watch just 5 seconds of that rubber faced c*nt. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted April 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 fair point mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 (edited) ....good metaphor Mac..well put (actually, it's probably more of an analogy than a metaphor but grammar never was my strongest point ). hmmmm... Analogy...Similarity in some respects between things that are otherwise dissimilar...maybe not. Metaphor...A figure of speech in which a word or phrase that ordinarily designates one thing is used to designate another, thus making an implicit comparison.. ..er...well I agree with you anyway Mac . Edited April 20, 2006 by mikeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Mike, whatever it is, it is a f*cking heartfelt sentiment. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tara Mac Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Mike, whatever it is, it is a f*cking heartfelt sentiment. ATB Mac <{POST_SNAPBACK}> C'mon Spuddy, be nice. 1 Peter Kay 2 Hattie Hayridge 3 Jo Brand T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neutral Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 What a thread Im glad i could make a contribution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Sorry to be so harsh on this one Claire, but I would rather have the eyes sucked out of my head by a goat than have to watch just 5 seconds of that rubber faced c*nt. ATB Mac <{POST_SNAPBACK}> kinda like me and ricky gervais. cant stand him and id rather go to anfield in my Everton shirt with z-cars blasting out from me mp3 speakers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Even better, I'd rather use a cheese grater on my testicles than put up up with any of the "young ones" mob, (pack of tw*ts IMO). I look to decent comedy writers the like of Pythons, Milligan or Joe Royle (have you read his autobiography?). Bill Hicks is the man, a visionary who can extoll and critisize the virtues of organised faith in the same breath, legend. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Even better, I'd rather use a cheese grater on my testicles than put up up with any of the "young ones" mob, (pack of tw*ts IMO). I look to decent comedy writers the like of Pythons, Milligan or Joe Royle (have you read his autobiography?). Bill Hicks is the man, a visionary who can extoll and critisize the virtues of organised faith in the same breath, legend. ATB Mac <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I have, didnt find it funny! Whats he been telling porkies about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Fishman, no porkies, not really very funny just not what I expected. I was trying to be sarcastic - looks like I fell short of the mark. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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