MikeO Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 (edited) 2 Hattie Hayridge3 Jo Brand <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ..if we're talking women comics Tara I loved Linda Smith and I was really gutted to see that she died recently . Edited April 21, 2006 by mikeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Fishman, no porkies, not really very funny just not what I expected. I was trying to be sarcastic - looks like I fell short of the mark. ATB Mac <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sort of know what you mean, it wasnt realy much about his time at Everton like he had a bit of a grudge IMO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Sort of know what you mean, it wasnt realy much about his time at Everton like he had a bit of a grudge IMO! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> From what I read, his departure under Bingham was not wanted or welcomed by Joe, that in itself is enough to give anyone the hump mate. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 C'mon Spuddy, be nice. 1 Peter Kay 2 Hattie Hayridge 3 Jo Brand T <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I love Jo Brand shes on the Paul O'Grady show tonight cant wait love that programme too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Thanks for that Claire at least I know not to watch that tonight as don't like him and don't like her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 ..if we're talking women comics Tara I loved Linda Smith and I was really gutted to see that she died recently . <{POST_SNAPBACK}> linda smith died. how . when where tell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted April 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 I love Jo Brand shes on the Paul O'Grady show tonight cant wait love that programme too! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i hate that woman.... fat, ugly and not funny dont like jo brand either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Mike, we didn't know about this one, if you have the info please do share. ATB Mac and T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Linda Smith, the first lady of radio comedy, dies of cancer aged 48 By Louise Jury, Arts Correspondent Published: 01 March 2006 The broadcaster Linda Smith, one of the small band of women to make it to the top of the male-dominated world of comedy, has died of cancer. She was 48. A stalwart of Radio 4 quiz shows, notably the News Quiz, she was regarded with warm affection and admiration by listeners who named her the wittiest living person in one poll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Cheers Mike, sad to hear this really, not a big fan of female comics, but this lady pushed my funny button. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 I am so bored, T has gone out, left me all alone so here we go.......... ever wondered what your obituary would read like?..... I have written my own. Mac 1970, oldest scorer of a derby hat-trick at the age of 42, during Evertons Triple winning side of 2007, sadly died at the age of 112 at the controls of his private jet on the way to his personal Carribean Island of Fuckdareds. He is survived by his 18 year old Philipino wife Meloveyoulongtime, who is believed to have been performing an indecent act on the aged goal ace, whilst he piloted his way home after picking up his Knighthood for services to social work. He leave behind him 26 children, 32 grandchildren, 68 great grand children, and a whole posse of distraught mistresses. His estimated fortune of £500,000,000 is going to be split two ways, half going to all members of a forum he belonged to and the rest will be burned with him at a private ceremony in the ruins of Anfeild, which he bought and renamed Kissmyarse Stadium. He will be sorely missed. Try it, it's fun ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 As I think I've mentioned before I'm committed to immortality so it would be a pointless exercise but thanks for the cash Mac . I think you should put a number of posts qualification on your largesse though...wouldn't want the Mac millions to fall into the wrong hands . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 As I think I've mentioned before I'm committed to immortality so it would be a pointless exercise but thanks for the cash Mac . I think you should put a number of posts qualification on your largesse though...wouldn't want the Mac millions to fall into the wrong hands . <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That goes without saying Mike,I reckon a certain cash amount per post and just do the addition. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 (edited) I'd happily be your executioner...er...I mean be your executor if it would be of help . (Always get those two mixed up ) Edited April 22, 2006 by mikeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 My Mums always promised my dad that she'll put on his gravestone 'Under this sod lies another old sod' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_webby Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 on my gravestone i want life's S@#T its to late for me but save yourselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 its funny but its sooo mean to ya dad. unless he doesnt mind does he mind claire????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 its funny but its sooo mean to ya dad. unless he doesnt mind does he mind claire????? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nah he just laughed!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 " Such Is Life"....is at the top of my current epitaph list..Havent honestly given it that much thought. Must fancy meself for a few more years on Terra Firma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 "You mean that was it?" would be a good one but nothing tops "I told you I was ill!". Think that was Spike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 My mate who ive mentioned a couple of times on here has just got 'Smile' on his stone always does make me smile Im gonna be made into a diamond! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 My mate who ive mentioned a couple of times on here has just got 'Smile' on his stone always does make me smile Im gonna be made into a diamond! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I already am a diamond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 I already am a diamond <{POST_SNAPBACK}> that was a cheesy line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Claire Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Lol dont start pulling faces at me or you can do my essays for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Lol dont start pulling faces at me or you can do my essays for me <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well i'm currently designing a kitchen layout and all the equipment to go in it so if u realy want to swap i could do with a break!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 That sounds exciting do u fancy an essay on Gay Rights and Legislation in Britain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Think the opinions would outweigh the fact with that topic! Interesting read but proberbly not many marks. So how come your spending your break doing assignments? Do they overload you for the holidays or have they all caught you up 'cos you spend too much time down the student bar?? Methinks the latter but i can be proven wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Think the opinions would outweigh the fact with that topic! Interesting read but proberbly not many marks. So how come your spending your break doing assignments? Do they overload you for the holidays or have they all caught you up 'cos you spend too much time down the student bar?? Methinks the latter but i can be proven wrong <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My hols are over I came back to uni yesterday and cos i did nothing all holidays except have fun I now have 6 essays in over the next two weeks and ive done one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 At least you enjoyed yourself I left all my assignments until the last few months of college and then pestered all the tutors for help with stuff i should have known 2 years earlyer God knows how i passed but i did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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