Hafnia Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Teenage pricks who cross the road when you are in car 20m away and go slow enough to make you stop with smirks on faces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 Teenage pricks who cross the road when you are in car 20m away and go slow enough to make you stop with smirks on faces. Think I've mentioned that before in this thread; quite a recent thing but happens everywhere now. Little shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hafnia Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 Think I've mentioned that before in this thread; quite a recent thing but happens everywhere now. Little shits. The little bastards last night had a bit of a shock. They did it crossing the road to go the shop I wasn't going to. Got out the car "what are playing at?!" Stunned look by one... the other got brave and said "what we done wrong?". "Think you are being clever? You are being a dick head" Repeated in the shop to the shop attendant... "there's two lads there who think it's a good idea to challenge cars to run them over" If i knew where they lived in would gladly see their parents and say "it appears your son likes to play games with cars... don't be surprised if you get an unwanted knock at the door". I'm trying to think if I did this when I was a kid. The worst I did was press the button on pedestrian crossing when I didn't need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 I got out and chased some once..dad was driving...shit themselves..fuckin brave cos they know you can't purposely drive through them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 "Accidentally" deive through them..... Evil rubes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 "Accidentally" deive through them..... Evil rubes Getting really close and keeping the horn on permanently makes 99% of them jump out of the way; the other 1% you just have to kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hafnia Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 It's a major bug bear of mine. It represents much more than just "let's see if I can make this car slow down".... it highlights kids who need a slap before their youthful cockiness manifests itself into adult misbehaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted October 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Bourbon being so tasty. Fuck me I feel rough today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirallas Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 Pardon my French Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Bourbon being so tasty. Fuck me I feel rough today stick to Custard Creams ya nob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 The bbc's need to end every stat post they make with 1 word. Example... 1 - Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain has scored and assisted a goal in the same Champions League game for the first time. Busy. Don't know why but it aggravates me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vranny Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 The bbc's need to end every stat post they make with 1 word. Example... 1 - Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain has scored and assisted a goal in the same Champions League game for the first time. Busy. Don't know why but it aggravates me I think that's an opta stats thing. It is pretty irritating though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted October 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 stick to Custard Creams ya nob those little cubes of hate?! Never! rubecula 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 The bbc's need to end every stat post they make with 1 word. Example... 1 - Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain has scored and assisted a goal in the same Champions League game for the first time. Busy. Don't know why but it aggravates me I'm with you on that one, here's a new one for the BBC 1 - The number of people that give a shit about their "stats". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Sitting in the dentist waiting room at 3.39 for a 3.00 appointment. Matt, rubecula and Sibdane 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 ..... still here..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Think about the poor sod in the chair who is taking 45 minutes longer than he thought. rubecula and Sibdane 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Think about the poor sod in the chair who is taking 45 minutes longer than he thought. Ha! No she said she'd had emergencies all day, only two on duty instead of three so she'd been flat out and had no lunch so I couldn't be cross (plus she's gorgeous!). Wife waiting in the car was a little less understanding . I was in and out in five minutes when I eventually made it at around five to. Have to back next month for gum treatment/descale which I have to have my whole mouth numbed for (very sensitive teeth) so loads of needles but it has to be done; they're all likely to drop out over the next 10/15 years anyway so want to keep them as long as I can. Resting my head on her chest every 3/4 months is a small price to pay . (Think I'm probably repeating myself here, but I'm allowed senior moments) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 I'm fortunate, only ever lost three teeth. Went to the Dental Hygenist the other week and she said my teeth are 'excellent'. Not bad for 80! Must have good calcium as I have strong bones too. Never broke anything even though I played football 'till I was 40. rubecula 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 The continental breakfast Get the fuck outta my face marcopaulo and MikeO 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 I'm fortunate, only ever lost three teeth. Went to the Dental Hygenist the other week and she said my teeth are 'excellent'. Not bad for 80! Must have good calcium as I have strong bones too. Never broke anything even though I played football 'till I was 40. I hate you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 7 - Manchester United have conceded in seven consecutive European away games for the first time since February 1965. Exposed. Aggravating cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 38 - Wayne Rooney has scored 38 European goals for Manchester United, equalling Ruud Van Nistelrooy's record. Strike. FUCK OFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 http://www.redcafe.net/threads/optajoes-annoying-tweets.403911/ Not just me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 I have had three phone calls this morning, all 'cold calls'. The first one was at 7.30 am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 On my computer 'news feed', whatever is happening anywhere in the world, there is a view on it expressed by Gary Lineker? Today he is giving his views on the American election - why? He was a decent footballer and has made a good transition to presenting football but why would we be interested in his views on non-football issues? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palfy Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 Orange / EE had my first mobile with them 31 years ago still with them and when you have a problem and need a little bit of flexibility to help you out they don't want to know so fuck em it doesn't pay to stay loyal to these companies you don't get any recognition for it really pisses me off wankers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 Orange / EE had my first mobile with them 31 years ago still with them and when you have a problem and need a little bit of flexibility to help you out they don't want to know so fuck em it doesn't pay to stay loyal to these companies you don't get any recognition for it really pisses me off wankers They only launched in 1994 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palfy Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 Your right I got my maths completely wrong started with them in 85 even told the call handler I was whingeing to that I'd been with them 31 years I bet he was thinking you thick prick fuck off and buy yourself a calculator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palfy Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 Fuck sake done it again 95 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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