Zoo Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 Might seem a little strange ranting about this because most of the forum have jobs but here's my gear grinding for the day; Sitting at home realising that I have 50 pieces of work to do before I leave college next month and stressing because I'm never going to get it done before realising that I have in fact already done a good portion of that work some time ago but because the tutor didn't mark it I'm made out to be a lazy student who never gets any work done. If my work would have been marked when it was handed in then I would know specifically how many pieces of work to do before the end of college, as it stands I'm clueless.. I blame David Moyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 Might seem a little strange ranting about this because most of the forum have jobs but here's my gear grinding for the day; Sitting at home realising that I have 50 pieces of work to do before I leave college next month and stressing because I'm never going to get it done before realising that I have in fact already done a good portion of that work some time ago but because the tutor didn't mark it I'm made out to be a lazy student who never gets any work done. If my work would have been marked when it was handed in then I would know specifically how many pieces of work to do before the end of college, as it stands I'm clueless.. I blame David Moyes. I blame David Moyes for my Schizophrenia, if the team was not so hot and cold all the time i would never get so frustrated, and id never get so mad and lose my head. Moysie it's your fault mate, infact fuck it, i'll blame the Government instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 Moyes fault Blackpool missed about 30 chances today and a very good opportunity to get back into the EPL, what where they playing at, should have been home and dry by the end of the game, another fucking Cardiff.. Moyes fault I have a virus and have been coughing up blood and can't go out and all Moyes fault they forecast rain and it's drier than a Martini. Moyes fault I'm getting angry even now. Of course it's not Moyes fault any of this, it's down to other peoples incompetence for the most part and I fancied a damn rant at something.. Fucking Chelsea plastics will most likely have a Euro win this night too just for good measure.. Not having a good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nikica Posted May 20, 2012 Report Share Posted May 20, 2012 Also, from being on Twitter One Direction (and their fans) have gotten right on my arsehole in the past couple of weeks. Bunch of little bellends. Up there with Girls Aloud, Westlife, Boyzone and the rest of the British pop scene shite. I have an irrational dislike of the little blond cunt - he looks about 5 years old and has a face I would never tire of punching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted May 20, 2012 Report Share Posted May 20, 2012 my mrs thinks they're cute...i wish they'd get sent to prison cos i reckon a few lads in there would find them cute to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nikica Posted May 20, 2012 Report Share Posted May 20, 2012 (edited) my mrs thinks they're cute...i wish they'd get sent to prison cos i reckon a few lads in there would find them cute to Don't know about the other three, but the blond one and the one with the perm are freaky looking. In fact, I would actually say the other three are decent looking lads (no homo, just can recognise if a guy is good looking or not). They're all talentless cocks though. Edited May 20, 2012 by Nikica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted May 20, 2012 Report Share Posted May 20, 2012 Hating on One Direction, think someone hasnt heard The Wanted, the epitome of everything that is wrong with music and the soft cunts who buy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted May 20, 2012 Report Share Posted May 20, 2012 all the same to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted May 20, 2012 Report Share Posted May 20, 2012 I've never even heard of the individuals mentioned so that tells me how obscure or trivial these people are. I would just completely divorce myself from any shit as mentioned by the sounds of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 people who say it's been emotional all the fuckin time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Or even worse - 'an emotional roller coaster' has anyone ever been on a damn roller coaster and got emotional over it, - get on, pay the money or all inclusive ticket, up, down, round a few bends and that's about it, I usually get off feeling the same as when I got on the damn thing from the last experience, - some years back too - ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 i don't mind that phrase cos it makes sense but when people say it's been emotional when you have a night with a few beers and shit...just does my head in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Maybe they had a few beers and side spirits even, too much liquor etc, and did something they later regretted and it was 'emotional' ? Sounds like business types or executives in Saville row type suits who have a get together, talk some crap, and it was 'emotional' I can kind of relate to that as some time back we went out one Sunday and this mist just came in, so thick you couldn't see about ten yards in front of you, had drunk a number of Unions, was down by the harbor, and it was a bit of an emotional evening ?, maybe it really doesn't add up etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 nah it's just a kid thing now...like sayin epic in every sentence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 I don't get much of that, i.e. Epic in each sentence, that should relate solely to Dinosaurs and little else, it has no other place for casual vocabularies. Can't believe the miscellaneous section has been unused for one whole day thus far, I did get slightly angry about it but it was more surprise than anything else but there was a degree of irritation for sure. Getting over a damn virus, over the worst of it, but still got a hold etc, no drink or tobacco for five days now, getting a bit edgy, feel fitter for it for sure but hard to tell sometimes until this damn condition clears up, this would be a good time to give up smokes and drinks, but I know it simply won't happen, I get to detox myself for a few days and feel better for it, but I know it can only be sooner or later before back in familiar territory etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 I don't get much of that, i.e. Epic in each sentence, that should relate solely to Dinosaurs and little else, it has no other place for casual vocabularies. Can't believe the miscellaneous section has been unused for one whole day thus far, I did get slightly angry about it but it was more surprise than anything else but there was a degree of irritation for sure. Getting over a damn virus, over the worst of it, but still got a hold etc, no drink or tobacco for five days now, getting a bit edgy, feel fitter for it for sure but hard to tell sometimes until this damn condition clears up, this would be a good time to give up smokes and drinks, but I know it simply won't happen, I get to detox myself for a few days and feel better for it, but I know it can only be sooner or later before back in familiar territory etc. dude, that got you angry?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 I did get agitated to a degree over it, I won't lie I tried to say something else but never got the words out, not the right time for it either, it will have to wait or maybe it just isn't worth a goddamn arguement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 visa applications. Wife is american, im english (love that auto-correct ignores the lower case a for american and errors for lower case e in english!). Apparently she doesnt automatically qualify for EU residency / work visa being married to me so we have to start an application. Not a problem if we stay in Geneva as we have temporary Swiss permits but if we wanted to live on the French side we cant until this is sorted. Think were moving back to Amsterdam in September anyway, and if the visa isnt sorted by then she has to be out of the country for 3 months before coming back on the 90day waiver thing, or something similar Everywhere we go, we get an issue. Why the fuck cant I just live with my wife in a country where im working without all this bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 that sounds bollocks man...thought the marriage would qualify her for whatever you got Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kohen Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 visa applications. This.This.This! Hopefully mine should arrive tomorrow (American workers) but the application is so long and ridiculous. Mine should arrive all well and good but a friend of mine hadn't signed one sheet of paper and they sent it him back exactly as he sent it without letting him know, so I'm a little apprehensive about mine coming back completed! He had to change his flights and everything cost him over £250 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Possible E&Y interview so just gave my facebook a virtual cleaning. What a cock I can be . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 My wife is married to an american strangely enough ;-) I don't know what an E and Y interview is either, pardon my ignorance No, my main bone of contention today, apart from waiting 50 minutes for a fucking train home, is isn't it always the case when the temperature rises a couple of degrees, people come crawling out of their ass after what seems like an eternity of hibernation. Earlier today apparently, our neighbor, a bit fat orca of a woman was doing a spot of sunbathing and had damn Robert Williams songs on so loud they were probably listening in in Plymouth. First time this year too, had it last year when the sun came out too, it's like 'nobody wants to listen to that crap, take your fat ass an go back inside', not only that, but people in general as is always the case when the temperature rises a couple of degrees, always gets on my damn nerves every time. If it's even hotter in a few weeks with the euro soccer on it would be quite unbearable, but we've made plans ahead of time to leave the country. :-/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted May 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Possible E&Y interview so just gave my facebook a virtual cleaning. What a cock I can be . Good luck mate, maybe get you to do my taxes for me then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 must admit dalziel i'm with you on the heat thing...it's not really the heat that gets on my tits it doesn't really bother me...it's the people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Good luck mate, maybe get you to do my taxes for me then Thanks , I'll try finding some loop holes for yer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 good luck pete! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Just went to Asda expecting to see Maria Sharapova au naturel (marco told me but he lies ) but instead saw numerous fat shop assistants all wearing union jack waistcoats. Disappointed if I'm honest . Get this f'king jubilee out of the way please....the obnoxious morons in my street are having an "old fashioned street party" where they'll sing karaoke to f'king Abba and Steps songs....how is that old fashioned? I'll have to go out and sit in a field for the day. 1977 Silver version I went to a brilliant "fuck the jubilee" beach party in Hayling Island. Was genius....wish I was seventeen again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 "i'll have to go out and sit in a field for the day" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Just went to Asda expecting to see Maria Sharapova au naturel (marco told me but he lies ) but instead saw numerous fat shop assistants all wearing union jack waistcoats. Disappointed if I'm honest . Get this f'king jubilee out of the way please....the obnoxious morons in my street are having an "old fashioned street party" where they'll sing karaoke to f'king Abba and Steps songs....how is that old fashioned? I'll have to go out and sit in a field for the day. 1977 Silver version I went to a brilliant "fuck the jubilee" beach party in Hayling Island. Was genius....wish I was seventeen again. Yeah its bad here as well Mike, i wish they would just hurry up and get it out over and done with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Don't Get me started on ASDA, I was reading a rival site a few weeks ago and they had a right rant at the business and it's work personnel, all they do all day is stand around fraternizing with each other or some stupid fucking kids with name badges who don't know what day of the week it is, stock rotation goes right out of the window as shelves are usually left empty as no-one can be bothered to put new products out.. And no time for this Golden Jubilee crap either, I'm not British, not interested in the royal family or their fucking little events, and even if I was, I wouldn't dress up like some Union Jackass, just get it out of the damn way like every other non event on the calendar and we can just move on etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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