Avinalaff Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 After hearing that Monsieur Hughes was interested in the vacancy, and would be free 'so to speak', I wondered what could cause an Everton fan less pain, and thought we should make a list in case Bill needs to ask our advice. http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/everton-in-5m-hunt-for-successor-to-david-moyes-with-roberto-martinez-and-mark-hughes-among-those-linked-8610165.html 1: Put my left testicle in an angry Fire Ant nest and my right testicle in jar of Piranha infested acid. Bailey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 thanks Av, needed this! 1. Insert rusty jagged tin cans under my eyelids whilst being dragged by a fishhook through my japs-eye through broken glass covered in hyena vomit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanyama67 Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 I had a wee notion after we sacked Tony Mowbray that Mark Hughes might have been a good choice to go with. Looking back on it, I wish I could stab myself in the heart just for even thinking it.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 I would do the same as Avin but glue the jar of fish to the Pier Head and send the ant nest off on a moon rocket....... without application of anaesthetic. At the same time I would submit to an enema with a hot barbed wire Christmas Tree. If it was the choice of Hughes as Manager or having to support the Reds.... Bring on Hughesie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonds-Billy Bonds Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 Avram Grant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 1: Put my left testicle in an angry Fire Ant nest and my right testicle in jar of Piranha infested acid. That'd be animal cruelty, I'd call the RSPCA on you. Also the acid might harm the pinanhas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 (edited) Avram Grant? im going to be in the minority here for sure, but not a bad shout. better here though http://www.toffeetalk.com/index.php?/topic/25085-new-manager-rumours/page-6&do=findComment&comment=341168 edit: unless you meant you'd rather do Avram grant?! Edited May 10, 2013 by Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonds-Billy Bonds Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 I was answering the O/P I would rather "do" AG than have Hughes as Manager. And take it from me, the man is talentless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinn31 Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 im going to be in the minority here for sure, but not a bad shout. better here though http://www.toffeetalk.com/index.php?/topic/25085-new-manager-rumours/page-6&do=findComment&comment=341168 edit: unless you meant you'd rather do Avram grant?! I think I'd rather do Avram Grant than have Mark Hughes here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanyama67 Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 In fact, I'd rather muff dive Susan Boyle seconds after she's done a fanny fart and been incontinent. Yum. Quinn31 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueherts Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 I would rather kick an angry hippopotamus in the testicles and suffer the consequences than have Mark Hughes as our manager. He's not fit to manage traffic. marcopaulo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 I would rather kick an angry hippopotamus in the testicles and suffer the consequences than have Mark Hughes as our manager. He's not fit to manage traffic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted May 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 I'd rather impale my anus on a raging Rhinoceros' horn whilst listening to an extended version of "You'll never walk alone". Quinn31 and Sibdane 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hafnia Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 Appoint a Christian gross and Steve Kean double act and spend our budget on roca Santa Cruz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hafnia Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 Collect a gallon of Jamie carragher "just played 90 minutes and currently pissing sweat off my brow onto a microphone" and have to bathe in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 Suck the pus from a boil on Rafa Benitez arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 There are some sick people on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 There are some sick people on here. Yes there are, thank gawd I am a normal healthy person. Now excuse me while I kick this pig out of the bed, just got to take it's suzzies off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sideliner Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 appoint Moyes for another 11 years without any performance clause Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 (edited) Avram Grant? you'd rather do avram grant? so would i if it kept hughes away to be honest (yes childish i know) crackin thread av edit: just seen above that he answered by sayin this already..can someone delete so i don't look silly Edited May 10, 2013 by marcopaulo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 I would rather kick an angry hippopotamus in the testicles and suffer the consequences than have Mark Hughes as our manager. He's not fit to manage traffic. FUCK ME.....i haven't laughed like that for ages :rofl: Quinn31 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogsy Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 Can we add a /Neil lennon to this thread title!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 think i'd rather chew on the 'special fried rice' whilst gettin tickled by jocelyn wildenstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFC-Paul Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 I'd rather lay on a bed of fire with Susan Boyle sat on My face then have that knobhead anywhere near this Club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 I'm a bit worried that we have members with repressed Susan Boyle sexual fantasies if I'm honest. Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 Who the fuck is Susan Boyle. Hughes isn't such a bad individual. Was a great player and club servant for mostly Manchester United and was involved elsewhere, and of course spent a season here, but you're right, not a name you would want directly associated with the Everton job. Won't be giving the man ridicule though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinn31 Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 Be strapped to a chair and be forced to listen to Mick McCarthy read names from an Icelandic phonebook. Iamryanstover, pete0, StevO and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iamryanstover Posted May 11, 2013 Report Share Posted May 11, 2013 Be strapped to a chair and be forced to listen to Mick McCarthy read names from an Icelandic phonebook. This is the most random thing I have heard or read all week. I literally started laughing out loud as I imagined that. Feckin awesome. Quinn31 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueherts Posted May 11, 2013 Report Share Posted May 11, 2013 Be strapped to a chair and be forced to listen to Mick McCarthy read names from an Icelandic phonebook. Genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirallas Posted May 11, 2013 Report Share Posted May 11, 2013 Burried halfway into a road with my balls exposed on the surface and have a 20 ton truck run over them after which wasps feed on the wound while Paul Gascoigne's song "Fog on the Tyne" plays on repeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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