Mirallas Posted May 11, 2013 Report Share Posted May 11, 2013 Burried halfway into a road with my balls exposed on the surface and have a 20 ton truck run over them after which wasps feed on the wound while Paul Gascoigne's song "Fog on the Tyne" plays on repeat. Just kidding, I don't know Mark Hughes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearso Posted May 11, 2013 Report Share Posted May 11, 2013 I'd rather read 200 of DZ's in depth game analysis posts where he admits he didn't actually watch the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted May 11, 2013 Report Share Posted May 11, 2013 I'll just send his application form to wolves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted May 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2013 I'd rather chain my right hand to an electric fence while Pam Anderson kneels before me and begs me for a facial. StevO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirallas Posted May 11, 2013 Report Share Posted May 11, 2013 I'd rather chain my right hand to an electric fence while Pam Anderson kneels before me and begs me for a facial. The concept of this topic is that you come up with horrible things that you'd never want to happen to you. Not your wildest fantasies... Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted May 11, 2013 Report Share Posted May 11, 2013 The concept of this topic is that you come up with horrible things that you'd never want to happen to you. Not your wildest fantasies... An intelligent post and now a funny one! (Also Avin neglected to mention that he's a southpaw!) Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted May 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2013 An intelligent post and now a funny one! (Also Avin neglected to mention that he's a southpaw!) And of course, if the bitch needs a drink, I'm sure she knows where the tap is. Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kopite scum Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 hold a tubberwere party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Walker Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 becoming a liverfool toenail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 And of course, if the bitch needs a drink, I'm sure she knows where the tap is. dark side coming out Av? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted May 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 dark side coming out Av? Are you saying the Nigerian World Cup team are gay ? Quinn31 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted March 11, 2021 Report Share Posted March 11, 2021 https://www.evertonfc.com/news/2062500/mark-hughes-reveals-why-his-everton-career-could-have-been-a-lot-longer?fbclid=IwAR3mGpVw4F-_m_xtrWJ0soZLVrS6wpOPrFiSViBPDZ3gPLKt8CrwroBYEwg Shame we didn't get him first time round. Remember watching him for Chelsea and him being class. Unfortunately the golden oldies of him, Gazza and Ginola all stole a wage here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post duncanmckenzieismagic Posted March 12, 2021 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 I would rather invite Pete and Haf around for tea to discuss the pros and cons of Gana Gueye and Lukaku than appoint Hughes Sibdane, Palfy, Cornish Steve and 7 others 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palfy Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 22 minutes ago, duncanmckenzieismagic said: I would rather invite Pete and Haf around for tea to discuss the pros and cons of Gana Gueye and Lukaku than appoint Hughes Could I come as well please it would be an evening to remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, Palfy said: Could I come as well please it would be an evening to remember. Depends on how much red wine you have no? Palfy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Blue Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 12 minutes ago, Matt said: Depends on how much red wine you have no? I think something stronger than wine would be required Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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