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Brian Pinas

 

Not funny in itself, but when a commentator says "and here comes Pinas, dribbling around Seaman, goal", theres something special...

 

edit : it never happened but was always being suggested

 

But what was said, when England were playing the West Indies back in the 70s, was "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey." A Brian Johnston classic.

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c1982 initially suggested soccer players, but there's been mention of swimmers, racing drivers, skiers and cricket ? Multi-talented individuals ?

 

If we were to approach this seriously I couldn't look far beyond the names hitherto mentioned such as Stefan Kuntz and Fourpence for example. The others didn't really offer much humor, but then you'd maybe include names such as Danny Invincible, David Goodwillie, Creedence Clearwater Congo (bad name rising), Nwanko Kanu (not especially amusing but worth a mention), Dean Windass, Dan Shittu, Argelico Fucks, Chiqui Arce and Peter Shirtlift for good measure. The Korean game would surely generate some worthwhile names to look into such as Suk Mi Kok for example, but even that appears a little too fanciful.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Chubby Cox (basketball)

Rusty Kuntz (baseball)

Urban Shocker (baseball)

Yoshie Takeshita (w volleyball)

Ivana Mandic (w basketball)

Fair Hooker (am football)

Lucious Pusey (am football)

 

 

And for the win and an actual football player (played for Algeria in the 70's)

Ars Bandeet

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