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limp handed handshakes.

Have read a couple of diatribes about how appallingly Moyes has been treated and how livid he is about it. I have a fair amount of sympathy for him because he has been dropped in it, there, by all and sundry, particularly Ferguson, the playing squad and what appears to be Woodward's general ineptitude but Moyes would do well to reflect that if you're eating a shit sandwich there's a fair chance you will have ordered it. His negativity and caution in play and buying players will perhaps be his millstone.
 
The Club, however, have lived up to their shithouse credentials by closing ranks on him, in particular those Mancy Manc top mad for it ex-superstar players Scholes, Butt and even Phil Neville with the honorary Welsh Manc Giggs thrown in for good measure to come charging over the hill and save the day. They should replace that Chosen One banner with Fuck Me, Custer, Where Were You When My Arse Was On Fire!

You have to wonder don't you? Coleman bombing down the right and Moyes did nothing to change it? no Janazui or how you spell it to go forward and peg him back? he seems like he is a rookie manager at times. Loads of forwards doing nothing, it seems like he didn't want to play Felli as he would have got slagged for it .

They can look all they like, but they won't be getting to touch.

Fair play to Arteta for not celebrating his goal today!

best weekend of my life. my son was born (watched the game with me), and everton win 3-0. such a great effort by the lads, baines my MOTM, wonderful passing and movement of the ball up the field, he can be our english Lahm for sure! McCarthy and Barry were spot on and straight up outplayed Arteta and Flamini. Sorry to see Osman go, but happy with Barkley!

That would be about 5 posts up, John....

That would be about 5 posts up, John....

That would be about 5 posts up, John....

Good Lord. Not intending to wind you up any more than you clearly are but I stopped at "predictable".

Robben is up there with the biggest cheats to have ever played the game. Shouldve been booked...

Could be a good move. It Traore goes back to Monaco and Kone gets fit we are going to need someone to give Alcaraz and Gibson competition for that spot on the physio's table

I appreciate Neville. Played a good role here and was a good captain. He was a decent player who can put in a shift and direct others up until his last 18-24 months here... For every Phil Neville, there is a jackass like Van Der Meyde or Drenthe, so I can appreciate the "model professional".

"I'd like you to meet my wife and sister. Here she is!"

"I'd like you to meet my wife and sister. Here she is!"

"I'd like you to meet my wife and sister. Here she is!"

"I'd like you to meet my wife and sister. Here she is!"

Approximately 400 words to say absolutely nothing at all but what Burnham hoped to achieve, apart from highlighting his own blueness, I don't know?

Gerard is a jack of all trades, shite at all of them. Without referees and motd he'd be in prison.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26350661
 
The players are not happy with his high-tempo, pressing style, want to to back to counter attacking. How about shut the fuck up and earn your thousands per week, let the manager pick the team and tactics? Job in jeopardy after 6 games is laughable, 3 of those were against top 6 sides and they've drawn 4 of the 6 games. The real issue is they shouldn't have sacked Clarke. But this looks to me like players or agents have leaked discontent to try and get him sacked, which is disgusting.

Zac & Isaac are pretty cool, though.... mmmbop!

Just because Monaco signed him doesn't make him even a decent player, let alone some sort of world-beater, it just means he's got a shit-hot agent.
 
I remember him from when he played for Anzhi and while that was only one game on tv against The Shite he reminded me then, and still does now, of a very poor version of Shola Ameobi and his total inability to control or pass the ball against Swansea have done nothing to change that.

Zac & Isaac are pretty cool, though.... mmmbop!

I hope everything goes well for you

Soldado just missed an open goal from 4 yards...... he's got to be the worst striker in the Premier League