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Zoo 2.0

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  1. Evertonians live now discussing the protest on Saturday against Arsenal: https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1rmGPkbnApqKN?s=20
  2. Especially with the protests, a lot of Evertonians are coming together on Twitter Spaces (informal podcasts if you will). Opening this up to share when they are live, as I'm sure people will find them useful and interesting.
  3. It'll be someone proper shit like Ayew. I'm legitimately not arsed about the window anymore, I'd rather us just not sign anyone than watch the absolute Grade Z shite that's agreed to join us - it'll be the same mould as Rondon or Niasse.
  4. Everyone is going mad on Twitter about the ElBobble interview @Hafnia, gutted that I missed it to be honest. He just confirms what we already to know, but good to actually see what goes on behind closed doors. @chicagobluehe was on a Twitter space.
  5. Watford have likely rejected that as they know we're down, so know that they won't get paid. It sounds really lazy too, as Sarr has been linked with us for ages. The board are probably running around looking at scraps of paper and throwing names together. I've given him plenty of time, but what Thelwell actually does it lost on me.
  6. Wouldn't surprise me if we've bid for Kylian Mbappe, the board are just being absolute clowns as per. It's 100% sabotage, it's us against them and they're determined to fuck us over as much as possible.
  7. "We were on the brink of signing Lionel Messi, but due to security concerns that were brought to us we have unfortunately cancelled the deal on safety grounds. This is a sad day for Everton and Evertonians." Cristiano Ronaldo was also seen landing in John Lennon Airport, but did not arrive at Finch Farm after being put in a headlock.
  8. Everyone is just figuring out who's decision it is to do the Windows updates on Moshiri's PC. Once that's been established they can log in and put a tweet together.
  9. Michael Antonio seems to be making a habit recently of talking absolute shite. Wasn't he kicking off a few weeks ago about West Ham wanting to be a big club, saying basically it won't work? Bloke comes across a bit of a berk.
  10. I think Carlo would surely be in his son's ear advising him against it - surely you want to be starting your career anywhere but Everton.
  11. The board are to blame for making Everton an unattractive proposition to absolutely anybody, even those that initially thought they'd like to play for us.
  12. Fair play to the lad, good on him. I wouldn't sign for Everton and I've supported them all my life. I'd turn us down to play in the middle of Ukraine at the minute.
  13. I see Moshiri finally remembered the password to the Twitter account. Apparently sacked Lampard over the phone. Absolute shithouses running our club.
  14. Bielsa would be fantastic, but he would need a summer to get rid of the bone idle muppets and buy his own players which we haven't got time for. It'll be someone boring and uninspiring.
  15. I was absolutely made up when Paul Clement signed up to work with Frank. As you say he followed Carlo around everywhere, winning everything. He had amazing reports too, and seemed to have respect from legends of the game.
  16. My heart bleeds. He's our player and as such we can do whatever we like with him.
  17. Gordon is slowly slipping into Ross Barkley territory. I'm at the point where I've come to terms with relegation, I'd sell Gordon just so that Goodison stinks that little bit less.
  18. Given that it's probably not up to Farhad Moshiri, the man that owns the club to hire a new manager it really is anyone's guess who comes in. I assume that there's perhaps going to be a voting system similar to how they used to pick the winner of the X Factor?
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