Zoo 2.0

Would have taken a point before the game, which is depressing in itself. 0-0 is OK I guess but Leicester getting their new manager bounce isn't a welcome sight. Need Leeds to keep being shit so that they can take our place, think that Forest and Southampton are finally starting to be cut adrift so it's just 18th to avoid. Seriously hope (though it won't happen) that we can have some mad firesale this summer. Would happily fuck them all off bar about two or three.

He's been cleared you daft cunt.

I'm sure Everton will take their share of the moral high ground, despite cancelling with SportPesa over the moral high ground, before running to Stake a few seasons later. I'm undecided on whether the stance from the Premier League is good or bad, but it will certainly affect the revenue we generate (unless we can launder our sponsorship similar to how City and PSG have).

Dele strikes me as the type of player that will probably retire after being paid off by us, his love for the game evaporated years ago.

Obviously Chelsea is his club. Obviously. Wish Frank nothing but the best, top bloke - hope he wins every game with them.

Spurs are absolutely gash, Conte was right.

Always thought that Potter would go to Leicester when Rodgers was sacked - ironic how they've both gone on the same day.

Under Conte, I would have fancied us here. Fully expect a bit of a dicking here though, 0-3.

I don't know the ins and outs of Forest Greens season but I believe they were already well adrift from the pack before Duncan took over, I do hope they give him the time needed in League Two to build something.

People are desperate to find faults in Southgate, top win. First defeat Italy have had in around 30-40 games and we did it in their back yard.

Made up it's back, should have only been gone for a week or two at best.

I don't even know how you make a loud hissing sound for a sustained amount of time to be honest. Bloke must have a decent set of lungs on him. Good to see justice served however.

I thought the first Liverpool goal was completely against the run of play. I think the fact that Liverpool scored so quickly, mixed with the fact that United are fatigued from playing three games a week since around January meant that they just totally collapsed. By 4-0, the stadium was electric and United couldn't cope. Had the game played for another ten minutes it could have been 10-0.

I'll be honest at 4-0 I got into the hilarity of it all. Fantastic to see them have such a smacking, especially as their fans have been giving it gums about quadruples and titles following a Carabao Cup win against a mediocre Newcastle. They were simply awful today, for all the good work ETH has done they're never far from a total collapse.

Yeah Steve Stone put his top over his head when Forest equalised. Fuming mate.

Probably the most "Everton" goal you'll ever see too. Two headers flicked on before we finish it off with another flicked header. Sunday League personified, we're gonna win the league.

Ah feck. It's frustrating how simple that is you know, simple 1-2 and after a rebound they score. Ground is bouncing now too, going to be a long afternoon this. Can't be arsed.

Would happily have Demarai Gray's babies.

I'm pleased to see that Gray is starting however looking at the Forest team, I think they look much better than us. It's depressing really that they've been in the top flight for not even a full year and already seem to be a level above us. I think we could win, it's not a write off but expect no points.

I can't see as I'm in the Top Balcony, but assume the board didn't attend Villa in the end?

Nothing could be more painful than watching Everton, so hopefully you're not doing too badly @MikeO. Speedy recovery to you.

You must agree that an open top bus parade for a defeat is a bit cringe? It's like when Wales had that mad parade for finally making a major tournament and doing half decent in it, never seen something more embarrassing tbh.

I've never seen a player more one footed than Dwight McNeil, to the point where it actually amazes me that he bypassed enough scouts and coaches to make it professional.