Zoo 2.0

State of that, ball pings around and it bounces off a goalkeeper that has no idea where the ball is. A yard or two either way and that's a goal - fucking hell.
Convinced the Premier League have installed magnets under the pitch to control the trajectory of the ball, corrupt cunts.

I love how physical we've been, some proper nasty challenges going in tonight. Hopefully the lovely little Everton is a thing of old, I'm really enjoying us kicking lumps out of the other eleven.
Worth pointing out without the deduction we'd be sitting 10th now, well done Mr. Dyche.

I love how physical we've been, some proper nasty challenges going in tonight. Hopefully the lovely little Everton is a thing of old, I'm really enjoying us kicking lumps out of the other eleven.
Worth pointing out without the deduction we'd be sitting 10th now, well done Mr. Dyche.

I love how physical we've been, some proper nasty challenges going in tonight. Hopefully the lovely little Everton is a thing of old, I'm really enjoying us kicking lumps out of the other eleven.
Worth pointing out without the deduction we'd be sitting 10th now, well done Mr. Dyche.

Trippier deserves that for insisting that his surname is pronounced Trippyaii. 

Refs a fat bastard

Falling into the trap of falling in love with a loan player (again). Enjoying very much Jack Harrison in an Everton shirt. 

I'm liking this formation of basically playing Young where he can cause the least amount of damage to us, hopefully next week he can mark up the corner flags to make sure they don't blow away. 
All joking aside, bright start. 

It'll be 10 men against Newcastle regardless of whether Ashley Young is on the pitch or not.

Hopefully Ashley Young performs a leg breaking tackle on Gordon to get sent off.
In fact, just as proper hard tackle to sent off would do.
In fact, if he could just get sent off.
In fact, if he could just never play for us again.

Hopefully Ashley Young performs a leg breaking tackle on Gordon to get sent off.
In fact, just as proper hard tackle to sent off would do.
In fact, if he could just get sent off.
In fact, if he could just never play for us again.

They were lucky, the pawlice confirmed they were a whisker away from being caught.

They were lucky, the pawlice confirmed they were a whisker away from being caught.

Made up to hear that, stupid cunt.

Amazing how if you don't score 20 goals within your first 5 matches as a striker for Everton you're immediately shite. Jesus wept, Beto has moved to a new team (that's a bit shit), new league and new country and because he's not tearing the place up I'm hearing he's Championship level at best .
He might be good, might be shite. Too early to tell. Regardless, give the lad a chance ffs. 

Amazing how if you don't score 20 goals within your first 5 matches as a striker for Everton you're immediately shite. Jesus wept, Beto has moved to a new team (that's a bit shit), new league and new country and because he's not tearing the place up I'm hearing he's Championship level at best .
He might be good, might be shite. Too early to tell. Regardless, give the lad a chance ffs. 

Amazing how if you don't score 20 goals within your first 5 matches as a striker for Everton you're immediately shite. Jesus wept, Beto has moved to a new team (that's a bit shit), new league and new country and because he's not tearing the place up I'm hearing he's Championship level at best .
He might be good, might be shite. Too early to tell. Regardless, give the lad a chance ffs. 

Amazing how if you don't score 20 goals within your first 5 matches as a striker for Everton you're immediately shite. Jesus wept, Beto has moved to a new team (that's a bit shit), new league and new country and because he's not tearing the place up I'm hearing he's Championship level at best .
He might be good, might be shite. Too early to tell. Regardless, give the lad a chance ffs. 

Amazing how if you don't score 20 goals within your first 5 matches as a striker for Everton you're immediately shite. Jesus wept, Beto has moved to a new team (that's a bit shit), new league and new country and because he's not tearing the place up I'm hearing he's Championship level at best .
He might be good, might be shite. Too early to tell. Regardless, give the lad a chance ffs. 

They are trying everything other than addressing the actual problem which is utter incompetence at referee level.
It's absolutely infuriating how in theory, VAR should be an excellent addition to the game.

@patto posted a few minutes ago mate I don't think he'll make it down to Nottingham in time.

@patto posted a few minutes ago mate I don't think he'll make it down to Nottingham in time.