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Do you actually watch a game Dalziel?
I don't think I've ever read a post from you where you have actually seen the team play. You can watch the full match and all the others in the same place if you want to see them. It would be a shame for you to miss out mate, and you'll be able to offer an informed opinion then, instead of simply summarizing other peoples posts.

Hmmm ..........
 
Probably not the best opening post I've ever read, in terms of tact, even if I can laugh at the concept. Sometimes we are engrossed in our discussion and don't always see the shadow that is the ... by your own words ... "Vacuous tarts" ... stood behind us, so for the benefit of my own safety, I hereby declare total none agreement with any anti-women comments in this thread.
 
Being the proud father of such 'Vacuous tarts' too (not my own opinion dear ) I have to be doubly careful, but gladly I can now read the thread knowing that I am above such degradation of the opposite sex.
 
Let's possibly compare the average day of both sexes.
 
Women:
 
Wake up in the morning (and during the night if feeding young ones).
Walk past the mirror and notice how much they sacrificed their perfect bodies to have 'our' children.
Wake the kids up / wash the kids / feed the kids / take the kids to school etc etc
Upon return, wash the dishes, hoover, sort out any dirty clothes, clean house.
Feed pets.
Peg washing out.
Dry dishes, and put away dishes.
Iron everybody's clothes, and hang said clothes in wardrobes.
Go to supermarket and buy food and household items.
Pay the bills etc while out.
Get home and put away said items.
Go out again and pick kids up.
Come home and feed kids.
Prepare food for evening meal.
Cook said evening meal.
Wash dishes from evening meal.
Feed pets again.
Have a quick shower or bath so they smell nice 'for us'.
Do their hair and make up so they look pretty 'for us'.
Put on something nice so they look pretty 'for us'.
Put kids to bed.
Put tv on.
Fall asleep exhausted.
Not to mention holding down their own jobs.
 
Men:
 
Wake up with erection
Admire said erection
Fondle said erection
Fart
Get up and go for piss
Walk down bollock naked and ask woman if they have clean socks.
Sip from brew prepared ready by woman
Open fridge
Close fridge because too lazy to eat and wait for woman to cook
Get dressed in nice ironed clothes
Go to pub
Get pissed
Eat kebab
Come home early hours.
Wake up exhausted woman
Ask exhausted woman for blow job
Fall asleep during said blowjob from exhausted woman
Fart
 
But thank God they have a hole

5th place? :dont know:

It's 'mustpostitis'. Not sure if there is a cure. Nasty condition.

If we were going to give them a real game we could have done with Pienaar and Gibson.
 
When they are in possession, they constantly sit on our defensive line. We don't do this.

Our defence isn't working at all. If we get tired we're in for a proper pasting. Martinez might want to have a think. Also, why no Jelavic? The guy doesn't score for a while, then puts 2 in, and then doesn't play? Kone has been invisible. Give him a partner.

It's all a racket that game.

I agree. We don't have the squad strength to have the luxury of blowing that much on one player. The same amount with careful scouting could bring in 4 or 5 young players for when our older lads move on.

It's all a racket that game.

Now I'm upset.

Lol, sorry Pete. The "Prove it" was just a leg pull.

Isn't it normally 'testimony' where that dislikeable cretin is concerned ?

" I'm really sorry for stealing your wife. Can I have your kids now I've apologised please? "

" I'm really sorry for stealing your wife. Can I have your kids now I've apologised please? "

Seeing as we have 90 minutes to spare before kick off, I thought I'd point out the sheer and utter lunacy that is football at the moment.
 
Ronaldo demanding 600k per week.
 
Bale being touted at 145 million Euro.
 
These pricks need to knock it on the head, and knock it on the head now, before football truly becomes just a play thing for the stupidly rich, and then dies once they're bored.
 
We can't sell our damn club for similar money, and they want to sell 'one player'.
 
Our own transfer dealings in the past have seen us lose out on decent players because we didn't have a few mil to spare, and we are one of the richest clubs in the world in terms of the top 30 or so clubs, so what chance has the rest of the game.
 
What happened to the so called fair play rule? Leave any player who demands too much from a club 'without' a club. Hell, we were all astounded when they paid 1m for Trevor Francis.
 
50m for Suarez? 50m for Torrez ? The world is going bonkers, and the game is already nigh impossible for clubs to make legitimate profits.

I'd rather be called all those things than a red ha ha.

I think he has been very mature on his page today though, especially regarding fat Nev. Fair play to him.

The Internet is full of 9 year old mentalities Si. Any fan without calluses on their dragged knuckles knows that the proof will be in the pudding where managers are concerned, so I try and ignore the fickleness on both teams forums.
 
Some United fans need to realize a few things:
 
Fergie has only won the European Champions League twice in over 26 years.
It took him 12 years in the job before he won the first one, and there was a 9 year gap before the next. It has now been 6 years since he won it, so for 'any' fan to judge Moyes on whether he wins that competition is a fool.

http://loveevertonforum.com/page/pre-season-matches

I don't think Mirallas was the best player at all. First half he was unproductive.
 
I thought Jags, Howard, Stones had the best games.

I don't think Mirallas was the best player at all. First half he was unproductive.
 
I thought Jags, Howard, Stones had the best games.

I don't think Mirallas was the best player at all. First half he was unproductive.
 
I thought Jags, Howard, Stones had the best games.

Decent performance, but not clinical.
 
Gibson needs to get in the game more, as we seem to be a bit empty in the middle of the park.

Pay for the pre-season you tight gits. No wonder the club are skint lol.

It's a bit like meeting a new bird at the bar and your mate asking if you had the choice, would you have her or your ex. At least wait to see if the bitch can cook a decent roast ffs.