Zoo 2.0

Always thought that Potter would go to Leicester when Rodgers was sacked - ironic how they've both gone on the same day.

Under Conte, I would have fancied us here. Fully expect a bit of a dicking here though, 0-3.

I don't know the ins and outs of Forest Greens season but I believe they were already well adrift from the pack before Duncan took over, I do hope they give him the time needed in League Two to build something.

People are desperate to find faults in Southgate, top win. First defeat Italy have had in around 30-40 games and we did it in their back yard.

Made up it's back, should have only been gone for a week or two at best.

I don't even know how you make a loud hissing sound for a sustained amount of time to be honest. Bloke must have a decent set of lungs on him. Good to see justice served however.

I thought the first Liverpool goal was completely against the run of play. I think the fact that Liverpool scored so quickly, mixed with the fact that United are fatigued from playing three games a week since around January meant that they just totally collapsed. By 4-0, the stadium was electric and United couldn't cope. Had the game played for another ten minutes it could have been 10-0.

I'll be honest at 4-0 I got into the hilarity of it all. Fantastic to see them have such a smacking, especially as their fans have been giving it gums about quadruples and titles following a Carabao Cup win against a mediocre Newcastle. They were simply awful today, for all the good work ETH has done they're never far from a total collapse.

Yeah Steve Stone put his top over his head when Forest equalised. Fuming mate.

Probably the most "Everton" goal you'll ever see too. Two headers flicked on before we finish it off with another flicked header. Sunday League personified, we're gonna win the league.

Ah feck. It's frustrating how simple that is you know, simple 1-2 and after a rebound they score. Ground is bouncing now too, going to be a long afternoon this. Can't be arsed.

Would happily have Demarai Gray's babies.

I'm pleased to see that Gray is starting however looking at the Forest team, I think they look much better than us. It's depressing really that they've been in the top flight for not even a full year and already seem to be a level above us. I think we could win, it's not a write off but expect no points.

I can't see as I'm in the Top Balcony, but assume the board didn't attend Villa in the end?

Nothing could be more painful than watching Everton, so hopefully you're not doing too badly @MikeO. Speedy recovery to you.

You must agree that an open top bus parade for a defeat is a bit cringe? It's like when Wales had that mad parade for finally making a major tournament and doing half decent in it, never seen something more embarrassing tbh.

I've never seen a player more one footed than Dwight McNeil, to the point where it actually amazes me that he bypassed enough scouts and coaches to make it professional.

Police horses will be terrified tonight - couldn't happen to a nicer club. 60 more years hopefully

Absolutely made up that they're bossing it, Ten Hag wouldn't let them slip up at 1-0, nevermind 2-0.

The first World Cup that I can remember was 2002, John Motson was very much a part of that tournament and was the voice of the game for most. Sad day.

Went to the gym at half time, a truly master stroke if I do say so myself.

Oh fuck right absolutely off. Off the post and then Gueye doesn't knee high tackle the daft cunt before he can cross it to Salah. Jamie Carragher doing his famous screaming for absolutely no fucking reason too the absolute weapon. Absolutely fuck right off - same goes for that embarrassing tourist cunt giving it the big gums to the camera.

I'd take it if he could help us to get 32% possession at this rate.