Zoo 2.0

Absolutely 100% yes. This is me 100%. I was always something of a supporter of Bill, hearts in the right place and all that. Recent events have changed my judgement, and I probably should have come to my senses sooner. The entire board IMO are not fit for purpose, it's an utter clusterfuck.

It's actually fantastic seeing all the comments from people with Manchester City and Chelsea avatars having a pop. Never has the ''those who do not understand, do not matter'' quote been more fitting and I totally get you on the last bit too, the fact that we've been boiling piss for weeks now is absolutely excellent.

So hard to judge this game considering what's just happened to be honest, Dele only played 45 minutes but was excellent. Richarlison was just outstanding again - DCL huffed and puffed but essentially bagged us the goal that's secured our Premier League survival. Anthony Gordon rode challenge after challenge to keep us going up top, Iwobi was the Balon d'Or candidate we always knew he was. My heads totally fell off and I don't know who to pick - give it Rondon.

Said it before but it proper feels different under Frank, he absolutely gets us. I just want my club back, and I feel as though I'm closer to seeing that under Lampard. Back him in the summer, let whoever wants to go leave and then see where we're at in August and September. Without being negative, it's a long road to recovery but the initial steps can certainly be placed - we shouldn't be anywhere near a relegation battle next season if we recruit well.

Give Dele a summer to get his head in gear and see what happens, if he can put that 45 minutes into every other game then he'll be worth every penny that we end up paying. When he first burst onto the scene he was quite literally tipped to be up there with the all-time England greats, Sir Alex Ferguson even said that he was the one player that he would have signed had he stayed with Manchester United. Dele's fucking excellent, just needs the right environment to do it.

Circumstances meant that what was a shit end to the season got a bit shitter as I couldn't get down to Goodison Park for the last three games. Would have absolutely loved nothing more than to be in there with the flares for what has been an unforgettable few weeks (with an ending like that something that I can only begin to imagine). What a fucking game though, absolutely dead and buried at half-time and then we're safe 45 minutes later - I'd fucking shag Frank Lampard if I got anywhere near him. Bill Kenwright sat in the crowd with a smug face at 85 minutes boiled my piss like, his (and the rest of the boards) incompetence is what has led to this battle and their resignations should be on the table in the morning, but of course this will be brushed under the carpet and a lovely little write-up will appear on the website tomorrow - as much as it's the time for celebration the fanbase should do all they can to remove this board from power. For now I'm just going to enjoy being safe - play the kids against Arsenal and have a party. For the first time in 38 games I can sit back and not give a single shit what happens on that football pitch, we'll be back next season with a managerial team that gets us. What this manager and fanbase have done together over the past couple of weeks has been nothing short of magnificent and as much as he's been absolutely anonymous for most of the campaign, is fucking right DCL.

As much as there is a conversation to be had about the refereeing on display, we've been utterly abysmal and deserve to be 2-0 down.

That's an absolutely wank goal to concede, you could name three or four players looking totally out of their depth trying to deal with it. Looks as though we're going to be looking at Leeds on the final day, this has just been the biggest clusterfuck going.

There's certainly a feeling that the momentum is totally with Palace, it's going to take a massive effort this. After a good 10 or so minutes, we've looked very much second best here.

Has there ever been a bigger case of "Big Fish, Small Pond" than Wilfried Zaha? What an absolute thundercunt of average proportions.

We need to win at Palace, because Arsenal are fighting for Champions League qualification alongside Spurs, at home. They'll turn us over 4-0 easily, it won't even be close.

Easily Richarlison for me, although Mykolenko had another good game.

Emotion aside, Leeds are absolutely abysmal and will probably lose to Brentford. Burnley had a little resurgence too but are shit themselves. We're in deep trouble don't get me wrong, but out of us and the other two teams I'd rather be where we are. If we can someone strap some bollocks on and beat Palace, it's done before the final day anyway, I'm just absolutely gutted that I could be relaxing tonight knowing that we're safe (and given how we started, with 11 men we win that game for me. We were all over them).

Seen pitch invaders last longer on the pitch than Rondon.

Getting towards kitchen sink time.

Ah, shite.

Why don't we have anyone on the posts? Basic that ffs.

Hope Ivan Toney's freezer malfunctions tonight too the daft cunt.

He was basically AIDS with shinpads. Gutted that they've hooked him.

Annoys me how so many people don't just call it out for fear of not being allowed back on the TV. Would earn a lot more respect from football fans up and down the country for calling out the abysmal officiating standards that we have to put up with in this country.

No - but it 100% happens.