Zoo 2.0

Flew out on holiday this morning, was actually pleased it was on derby day as I hate them. I'd have taken 0-0 before KO, so will take it at FT for sure. The old man was giving me updates and sounds as though we played really well, Gueye MOTM in his opinion, so hopefully a good second debut today from him!

Andre Marriner with a Liverpool shirt on under his refereeing kit the bad crab. Adds on 5 minutes for no fucking reason then opts to add on another three just for the shits and giggles. Eddie Howe should be decking the soft cunt in the tunnel, alongside half of the Liverpool bench for being such spine tingling irritants. Silver lining is that Liverpool aren't all that this season, will be comfortably 2nd or 3rd but they're absolutely miles off Manchester City.

Surely Ajax are on the verge of putting a bid in for the Moon considering the amount of money they've brought in this summer.

Very good at the back, as in, very, very good. Shite going forward but hopefully that'll right itself when DCL comes back or we have Maupay to at least aim for. Turning defeats into draws isn't going to win us the league, but it might keep us in it. As someone who has firmly accepted what this season will be, I'll take the point and move on.

Can't wait for him to sign somewhere so I can stop flipping my lid seeing his name linked with us. Pop off to Grimsby, traitor.

Criminal that he's been allowed to tap in from inside the six yard box unmarked. All of that great defensive work gone in an instant, Iwobi should do better.

Finished like a prime Neal Maupay.

I fucking despair.

Not too happy with a loan deal, given that it's to a Turkish club and they always seem to be quite slippery when it comes to negotiating. I'd rather they just took him permenantly to be honest, as I doubt the loan fee is anything to write home about. Assume Dele's wages (or part of) will be given to Gueye.

Saw a lad at the Chelsea game with a this season's shirt and "Dele 36" on the back. What a mare he's had, first getting his number wrong and then him getting off to Besiktas

I doubt Gordon is pushing for the move, however if we get into the £50-£60m territory I'd be happy to sell just as it allows us to reinvest, regardless of the potential Gordon has. Would absolutely make me want to cut my bollocks off if Ross Barkley was somehow included in the deal though.

Go and fuck yourself. Enjoy x

He's a major dickspring, and doesn't have the skills to back it up. I'd be a bit dissapointed with this one to be honest and would rather get Che Adams (who I also don't really rate).

For those interested, he's left West Ham on a season long loan to Torino (with an option to buy).

I think it's great, simply because it's rattled the social media weirdos about the lack of a proper badge. Think Hummel have had their day though, this and last season's kits have been very 6/10.

Haydock is a shithole.

Couldn't give a shite who he supported, so long as he gives 110% every week he'll do just fine for me. Swear some people wouldn't be happy unless our signings grew up on a strict diet of crushed up Everton mints since birth.

Manchester City are disgraceful because of who they are, but I love watching them because of Guardiola. Absolute sex football with players that are out of this world, and Erling Haaland in this team is going to score about 87 goals a season. As you say, Cancelo and Walker pushed so high up away from home is batshit crazy but it works.

I perked up a bit when he came on and then forgot all about him, I know he only got 15 minutes but it hardly made me want to bang a drum for us to sign him. I'm really not arsed about this to be honest, if we're going to bring in a 5/10 player I'd just keep Rondon.

Rather deluded if you think two goals in the Championship somehow means that he should be kept for the Premier League. He clearly isn't ready, and just because he scored against Bristol doesn't mean he'd be able to do it against Thiago Silva.

He won't.

I'd take Dorris from next door at centre back with the rate of injuries we are getting. Hopefully Coady surprises me and as a few said at the game yesterday, he's a natural leader which is exactly what we need.

I'll be honest you're chatting pure shit so we'll just agree to disagree.