Zoo 2.0

And as 5 year olds are taught, "play to the whistle". Godfrey is of course at fault for the poor backpass but to not put any blame on Pickford for being a balloon is naive.

It was absolutely stupid from Pickford, in what was a game of errors from him, if he puts that in Row Z then Godfrey doesn't need to make the tackle. The media will love it, bashing Jordan and not saying a peep about the car crash of a game Ramsdale had against Palace but hey ho.

The incident happened right underneath me, it was the corner I sit at. As soon as he went down he looked in serious discomfort, and as soon as the stretcher and G&A came out thought I'd be a nasty one. Funny how Mina picked him up though .

2 goals and 1 assist in 2 games. From pure luck or not, that's a great return and wouldn't get any complaints from me.

Memphis has already released a statement saying that he won't be leaving Barcelona, no matter how many strikers they sign. He's been quality at every club he's played at bar United though, so if he did come I'd be very happy.

Pickford, Patterson, Godfrey, Mina, Tarkowski, Mykolenko, Doucoure, Holgate, Iwobi, Gordon, Dele would be my starting XI. Holgate as a defensive minded midfielder, almost giving us a back 6 with Doucoure alongside with a little bit of freedom (but in all honesty making us a back 7 when without the ball). Iwobi and Gordon on either flank with Dele up front as a false 9. Hopefully bring on Gray on the hour mark for some fresh legs, or perhaps we slip a fiver to the referee and Onana comes on despite being unregistered

Onana, what's my name

Not really the fox in the boxt I was expecting us to sign.

We still talking about football?

Seems to be quite solid in the air but that's to be expected of a player in the Premier League playing at centre back. No outstanding qualities that make me excited, especially as I'd play both Mina and Godfrey ahead of him. For what we would pay it's a massive no from me, and with our financial issues I don't see how we afford him tbh.

Mark Pembridge, Jesus Christ that's a name that takes me back !

Convinced Nathan Broadhead will retire aged 35, with a guard of honour after his 0 goals in 0 appearances. One season with Derby IIRC.

I've got the home as a way of supporting the club (silly I know), but whereas I'd give a 6 or 7/10 the others are pretty shite. They've gone "out there" and somehow made them bland at the same time, a proper half arsed job tbh.

The players aren't at fault, but I totally agree with this. I'd applaude any player for ignoring a pitch invader, of course going to the crowd and throwing a shirt in is nice but pandering to these idiots is only making them breed.

My dislike, bordering on hatred for Kenwright will only increase with shit like this. I don't want Ross Barkley anywhere near Goodison Park but if Lampard and/or Thelwell want him then they have to be trusted and allowed to fall on their own swords. The number one reason why we are in such a mess is because of the interference from the board and the react to their meddling is to - do more meddling? I don't want to believe it, but if true I just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, wish these parasitic cunts would fuck off.

Soft cunts that allow their kids to run onto the pitch should be banned for life, self entitled gobshites. Same goes for them embarrassing twats that take a homemade sign asking for players shirts, should be confiscated at the gate and put onto a massive bonfire outside The Brick.

Probably not, I think the board will be happy to see us head into the season with DCL and Rondon, regardless of how poor the latter is and how hot and cold Dominic can be.

Very happy with this signing, really excited to see what he can do.

Twat.

Apparently Ross Barkley "unarchived" all of his Everton posts on Instagram, unbelievable that he's coming back. Shouldn't ever be allowed to set foot in Goodison Park again. Will never, ever accept him back at the club. Could score a hat-trick on the opening day for all I care, shit on the club and an absolute cunt.

...and guitars

Took about 87 years to reply so apologies but yes, the goalkeeper hasn't covered herself in glory there. Takes two steps to the left, I assume to get a view of the ball in front of her defenders but in doing so opens up a massive corridor for the English woman to shoot into. She doesn't make the best dive either, one of the basic fundamentals of goalkeeping is getting a quick step initially off the leading foot to the side that is being dove into and in that video she doesn't, simply jumps and doesn't cover much ground. Had she got that initial step in, would have probably got a hand to it (and if she didn't leave such a gap to shoot into, would probably have caught it as others have said). Still, nice hit from the English girl. Saw an opportunity and took it well.

I watched hardly any European football last season due to Everton depressing me (something which I've made a point to fix this time around) but speaking with my brother-in-law who didn't speak highly of him at all* Did OK for Wolves, but then didn't ever get going back home with Sporting. A bit of a damp spark in what has been a very good Sporting side recently, not exactly a glowing review although who knows what Lampard & Co can make of him? I'm personally glad we're signing someone that doesn't have the surname Winks, Barkley or Lingard. *my brother-in-law is Portuguese.

Yeah, always remember when EvertonTV interviewed the opposition goalkeeper before the game and he said his favourite pre-match snack was a kebab !

I remember us beating that amateur team in Austria 21-0 and thought we were nailed on for the league.