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I see that Everton goalkeepers are being discussed and as a result, wanted to confirm yet again the fact that Sir Timothy Howard, ''Lord of New Jersey and both Goodison Park Penalty Areas'' is the greatest goalkeeper not only that Everton have seen, but the greatest goalkeeper that has been known to mankind. It's often whispered around ITK's that Neville Southall, Nigel Martyn, Gordan Banks, Peter Shilton and Massimo Taibi all prayed in front of a portrait of Mr. Howard at one stage of their careers and begged for his wisdom to be passed onto them - in popular culture, this practice it is known as ''Timothyism'' and is performed in all four corners of the world. The followers of Timothyism have devoted their life to seek out how and why Sir Howard was blessed with such goalkeeping greatness but as of today, the 18th of Octoward 2022, nobody has come close to explaining such godlike abilities.
With no answers yet, all continue to bow their heads each sunrise and chant at their loudest ''O Timothy, O Timothy, how art thou blesseth with such power?''. 

I see that Everton goalkeepers are being discussed and as a result, wanted to confirm yet again the fact that Sir Timothy Howard, ''Lord of New Jersey and both Goodison Park Penalty Areas'' is the greatest goalkeeper not only that Everton have seen, but the greatest goalkeeper that has been known to mankind. It's often whispered around ITK's that Neville Southall, Nigel Martyn, Gordan Banks, Peter Shilton and Massimo Taibi all prayed in front of a portrait of Mr. Howard at one stage of their careers and begged for his wisdom to be passed onto them - in popular culture, this practice it is known as ''Timothyism'' and is performed in all four corners of the world. The followers of Timothyism have devoted their life to seek out how and why Sir Howard was blessed with such goalkeeping greatness but as of today, the 18th of Octoward 2022, nobody has come close to explaining such godlike abilities.
With no answers yet, all continue to bow their heads each sunrise and chant at their loudest ''O Timothy, O Timothy, how art thou blesseth with such power?''. 

Tim Howard would easily have been England's number one, especially when you consider who we had at the time.

I see that Everton goalkeepers are being discussed and as a result, wanted to confirm yet again the fact that Sir Timothy Howard, ''Lord of New Jersey and both Goodison Park Penalty Areas'' is the greatest goalkeeper not only that Everton have seen, but the greatest goalkeeper that has been known to mankind. It's often whispered around ITK's that Neville Southall, Nigel Martyn, Gordan Banks, Peter Shilton and Massimo Taibi all prayed in front of a portrait of Mr. Howard at one stage of their careers and begged for his wisdom to be passed onto them - in popular culture, this practice it is known as ''Timothyism'' and is performed in all four corners of the world. The followers of Timothyism have devoted their life to seek out how and why Sir Howard was blessed with such goalkeeping greatness but as of today, the 18th of Octoward 2022, nobody has come close to explaining such godlike abilities.
With no answers yet, all continue to bow their heads each sunrise and chant at their loudest ''O Timothy, O Timothy, how art thou blesseth with such power?''. 

Been to Camp Nou for matchday a few times, it's magical. From the streets outside to the atmosphere in, hope you enjoyed it mate.

Been to Camp Nou for matchday a few times, it's magical. From the streets outside to the atmosphere in, hope you enjoyed it mate.

That De Gea save was brilliant and it's totally incorrect to suggest otherwise - especially given how late in the game it was.

We weren't utter dogshit, but we were as flat as a three day old Cola and wouldn't have scored a second if we'd carried on until mid morning. 
Frustrating how much respect we gave United considering their poor result against City and them travelling to Cyprus midweek, massive missed opportunity IMO. 

We weren't utter dogshit, but we were as flat as a three day old Cola and wouldn't have scored a second if we'd carried on until mid morning. 
Frustrating how much respect we gave United considering their poor result against City and them travelling to Cyprus midweek, massive missed opportunity IMO. 

We weren't utter dogshit, but we were as flat as a three day old Cola and wouldn't have scored a second if we'd carried on until mid morning. 
Frustrating how much respect we gave United considering their poor result against City and them travelling to Cyprus midweek, massive missed opportunity IMO. 

Had a £150 bet with my wife that he would score 15 or more goals this season. Easiest money I've ever made 

Had a £150 bet with my wife that he would score 15 or more goals this season. Easiest money I've ever made 

What was even worse about that is that on Sky Herbert, Chandhok and Di Resta were putting the majority of the blame for that on Gasly. Bunch of twats should be embarrassed and ashamed of themselves for the way they conducted themselves during the red flag.
Button had the perfect handle on it all. It's a shame Sky don't use him more often because those three (Herbert in particular) are absolute whoppers.

It's probably going to cost us about £2.80 in the grand scheme of things. It doesn't bother me one bit if we sign him, it by some sheer miracle he makes it into the first team then happy days, if he doesn't then it's not as if we've spunked a load of money up the wall. 

It's a massive chance for us to get all three points at the weekend, they're playing midweek in the Europa League and are on the back of an absolute tonking by their city rivals. As mentioned in my OP, they've got Varane out so it'll no doubt be the return of the £80m refrigerator who has always got a mistake or seven in him. Add into the mix that it'll be a night game, under the Old Lady's floodlights and I think we're in for a cracker.
Echoes of Fellaini heading home that bullet in the opening day or Duncan Ferguson heading home past Tim Howard for me. Despite the kick off being at an absolutely gash time on a Sunday I can't wait for it. 

Unless Frank does something outside of the box and plays either Mykolenko or Vinagre on the right hand side as opposed to the left, it'll be Coleman coming in for all of the games that Pattinson is set to miss. 
I'm comfortable with him returning, and the abuse that is being posted around social media regarding Seamus is quite frankly disgraceful. 

It's a massive chance for us to get all three points at the weekend, they're playing midweek in the Europa League and are on the back of an absolute tonking by their city rivals. As mentioned in my OP, they've got Varane out so it'll no doubt be the return of the £80m refrigerator who has always got a mistake or seven in him. Add into the mix that it'll be a night game, under the Old Lady's floodlights and I think we're in for a cracker.
Echoes of Fellaini heading home that bullet in the opening day or Duncan Ferguson heading home past Tim Howard for me. Despite the kick off being at an absolutely gash time on a Sunday I can't wait for it. 

Haaland gets injured for a few weeks every season, the amount that he missed for Dortmund was a joke. He won't beat Dixie Dean's record because he simply won't play enough games, especially when Manchester City get deep into the Champions League come February/March.

A night game under the lights at Goodison. I’m looking forward to this a lot.

Calmer down Mike.

Calmer down Mike.

Don't you dare compare anyone to the GOAT Sir Timothy of New Jersey and Surrounding States !! 

I don't want him anywhere near us.

Don't you dare compare anyone to the GOAT Sir Timothy of New Jersey and Surrounding States !! 

Unless Frank does something outside of the box and plays either Mykolenko or Vinagre on the right hand side as opposed to the left, it'll be Coleman coming in for all of the games that Pattinson is set to miss. 
I'm comfortable with him returning, and the abuse that is being posted around social media regarding Seamus is quite frankly disgraceful.