Wall Writer Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 Anyone wanna discuss how this guy is just totally taking the piss out of all the current PL strikers? 20 goals a season? It's October, and he's already done and dusted!! Robots should not be allowed to play in the men's game. This is the era of gender equality after all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo 2.0 Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 Had a £150 bet with my wife that he would score 15 or more goals this season. Easiest money I've ever made Matt and Romey 1878 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwlad Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 Quote He's off the scale, ugly (poor soul) but off the scale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunlopp9987 Posted October 10, 2022 Report Share Posted October 10, 2022 I kept joking with a friend when he was scoring his first goals that he was gonna score 70+ this year. Now I'm not so sure that's out the realm of possibility. I would be shocked if he doesn't have multiple ballon d'ors within the next few years. He is an incredible footballer, and I'm just grateful I get to watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formby Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 Anyone think he can beat Dixie's 60 in 39 games? He's on course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hafnia Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 23 minutes ago, Formby said: Anyone think he can beat Dixie's 60 in 39 games? He's on course. He can but No. the very fact he’s got people thinking he can goes to show how much a machine he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 Can see him getting 40 but not many more, we are talking league only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunlopp9987 Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 3 hours ago, Bill said: Can see him getting 40 but not many more, we are talking league only. Why do you think his production will slow so significantly? He's on pace to score 75 in the league, obviously that's not going to happen, but I can absolutely see him getting 50+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bailey Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, dunlopp9987 said: Why do you think his production will slow so significantly? He's on pace to score 75 in the league, obviously that's not going to happen, but I can absolutely see him getting 50+ I think there is a good chance he misses some games through injury and also through rotation, especially later in the season when the Champions League gets exciting. On the flip side, it was fairly clear early on that this City side didn't really know how to play with him as they haven't been used to getting a player like him involved in the game. I can only see that improving and its not like opposition sides can focus on Haaland because if they do, they have so many other players that will punish them. dunlopp9987 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwlad Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 I wish we had half a Haaland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibdane Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 On 12/10/2022 at 16:32, Gwlad all over said: I wish we had half a Haaland. He's an incredible player. Has shades of Ibrahimovic but seems slightly more grounded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palfy Posted November 3, 2022 Report Share Posted November 3, 2022 So it was true when Walsh said he had Haaland sat in his office with his dad ready to sign for Everton at 16, and Moshiri and Kenwright refused to sign it off, as confirmed by Ferguson the other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 On 12/10/2022 at 12:57, Formby said: Anyone think he can beat Dixie's 60 in 39 games? He's on course. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/64373064 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 No way, he's been fantastic for the first 19 games and it would be exceptional if he did the same for the next 19 but that would only get him to 50. Imo Dixies record will never be beaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palfy Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 3 hours ago, MikeO said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/64373064 I would be very surprised if that were to happen, but anything is possible I suppose. But if anyone wants to offer me odds on of 1-2 that he doesn't I'll take a punt on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wall Writer Posted March 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 This guy scored more goals in an hour of football than any of our players have all season. The guy is a beast, no doubt, but just contemplate that stat for a minute.... It's sickening! On another note, I don't get time to watch a lot of football outside Everton, but managed to watch the second half of City CL game last night. Some of their play, especially for the fourth goal was just sublime. But it does make me a bit depressed watching other teams as it reminds me how crap we actually are right now and that are much better ways of playing football than the dross we've been churning out for god knows how long now. "Maybe... Someday..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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