Ian Posted February 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 I'm glad to see that the old girl is still going strong... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 I'm glad to see that the old girl is still going strong... Of course Ian....on every second page we say a little prayer of thanks for your wisdom in starting it . Nice to see you mate....hope life is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Was having a walk yesterday when I thought I saw an aeroplane flying overhead....turns out it was a dolphin . The first time I read this I thought it said was having a wank yesterday . Matt, Zoo and Lowensda 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 The first time I read this I thought it said was having a wank yesterday . Maybe you need an eye test Mark . Hey, let's be careful out there.... http://www.thescienc...html#post147574 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Was having a walk yesterday when I thought I saw an aeroplane flying overhead....turns out it was a dolphin . New Airbus a380 isnt it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 New Airbus a380 isnt it? I think it's probably an A380 transporter plane Matt....my brother works for Airbus and spent ten years in Toulouse (where the A380 is assembled) so I've been over often and seen the things in the flesh. Lowensda 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4801158/Jobless-mum-of-11-gets-luxury-6-bedroom-eco-mansion-built.html seems to be popping up all over facebook at moment..her attitude stinks a bit doesn't it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 (edited) I was close Mike! Looking at it, you'd never think it could stay in the air would you? Apparently its one of the most comfortable flight experiences possible, even in bad turbulance. Still, if I never had to step foot on another plane i'd be happy (married to an American however means that wont be the case ) http://www.thesun.co...sion-built.html seems to be popping up all over facebook at moment..her attitude stinks a bit doesn't it I think (abortion) it’s a waste of taxpayers’ moneyno, you're a waste of tax payers money. Incredible. Licence to breed please? Edited February 19, 2013 by Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 The mum, who first gave birth at 14 Just basically your average Jeremy Kyle scum-ball, I hope someone burns to place down once its finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 http://www.thesun.co...sion-built.html seems to be popping up all over facebook at moment..her attitude stinks a bit doesn't it should have booted her out and found new homes for the kids. Scummy mother, big chance her kids will grow up with no work ethic with her as a role model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Couldn't care much about degenerates or these women with cunts like clowns pockets. It's the poor miserable kids you have to pity above all else, but individuals like that are getting a dime a dozen now. Just stay out of my way. Growing a beard for the first time in weeks but not sure I want to go ahead with it. Better to be clean shaven I feel. Cold water works better than hot for it. Beard may not go much further and just shave the whole lot off soon enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 haven't been clean shaven for about 7 years now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 I've never been able to shave without having a clean shave. I'd like to shave but keep a thin layer of hair but it always seems to go tits up when I try it. Sounds a bit gay but does anyone have any shaving tips? (i.e. - taking off a big beard whilst still keeping a thin beard/moustache). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 The beard is still prevalent and ongoing. I don't like having to shave twice a day so to hell with it and just let it continue, although it may well come to a point in time, when enough is enough and I make a decision to take it all off. Zoo, get down to your local ALDI and get their own brand of razors, they're highly recommended and at a good price and it shaves clear in no time at all and you can leave the other areas as to how you see fit. I never have mustaches, or hair designs, it's clean shaven or nothing this end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 I've never been able to shave without having a clean shave. I'd like to shave but keep a thin layer of hair but it always seems to go tits up when I try it. Sounds a bit gay but does anyone have any shaving tips? (i.e. - taking off a big beard whilst still keeping a thin beard/moustache). i use hair clippers..works a treat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 Thanks, both of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 (edited) Shaved off half the beard but it was such a task and I got tired, so will do the other half first thing tomorrow. At least some progress was made. Edited February 21, 2013 by Dalziel Kane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fearthainn Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 I hate shaving. The more my beard grows, the lazier I get about shaving it. It's a never ending cycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 i've got more chance of 'after dark activities' clean shaven, which leaves some concern about tonight, but I guess I'll risk going without than all the trouble of attempting the other half. Takes a damn long time to get all the hair off and tidy up etc, but anything can occur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 Pope officially stands down.... "All major church decisions suspended until successor appointed" How will the World cope? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 Maybe this time they won't go for a former Hitler Youth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 Gary Glitter would be a good candidate considering what goes on behind closed doors within the church. I for one don't really care who the new Pope is, some black man (I don't mean that in an offensive way) from Ghana is the bookies favorite to take it and is apparently going to be the first black Pope should he be picked. It'll be good for equality and all that if he is selected but the Vatican isn't something I can get excited about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 Watch a movie called Eurotrip when the kids go to Rome and cause mayhem at the Vatican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 I'm sure the local priest found a way to punish them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk...europe-21628954 Love the doors being sealed with masking tape . And why seal the apartment anyway? What has he got to hide (nazi memorabilia and gimp suits aside obviously)? Probably used InPrivate browsing so his computer will be clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 This had me howling - GoodisonRoad, Matt and Fearthainn 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fearthainn Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Just came across this team on livescore. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen_Padang_F.C. Childish I know, but made me chuckle. Reminded me of Deportivo Wanka. Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 There's an article on celibacy on the beeb and one of the "experts" they talk to is called Father Stephen Wang . http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21654663 Matt and Fearthainn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 There's an article on celibacy on the beeb and one of the "experts" they talk to is called Father Stephen Wang . http://www.bbc.co.uk...gazine-21654663 There was one last week about a baby being cured of aids with the help of Dr Gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Ooooh the irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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