Lowensda Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 Shopping with the other half. Not only is it infuriating, it's absolute bullshit and a waste of fucking time *currently sitting in a Subway in the Trafford Centre, wanted to punch someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 Wife using hedge trimmer...set up mains extension for her and watch while she starts trimming with blades three inches from cable. Point out that it's not a great idea. Told that she knows so to leave her alone. Five minutes later she comes back in having cut through cable . If it hadn't been totally predictable I'd have been crosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 Wife using hedge trimmer...set up mains extension for her and watch while she starts trimming with blades three inches from cable. Point out that it's not a great idea. Told that she knows so to leave her alone. Five minutes later she comes back in having cut through cable . If it hadn't been totally predictable I'd have been crosser. Was it a "I'm not angry, just disappointed", moment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 Was it a "I'm not angry, just disappointed", moment? More worried that she'd have picked up the two ends and tried to sellotape them back together....without pulling out the plug . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 Keep her away from the lawn mower mate. (Although that may be her plan.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 women and anythin that doesn't involve bunny rabbits should never happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul 1300 Posted April 1, 2012 Report Share Posted April 1, 2012 Money Well the complete lack of it, Just had a pay review and got a pay rise of 2.75% 1st one in 2 years, My fucking awful company's justification for this is it is above the 2% rate of inflation, so they think that they are doing us a massive favour, but in reality inflation is 5 to 6%, so this means I am better off by £45 a month and then our glorious government have given me another £30 a month in change in the tax threshold. But Deisel is now £1.49 a litre Fags £7.05 for 20 Food is so fucking expensive My mortgage has just gone up by £50 a month even though the Bank of England base rate has not changed, Gas and Electric has just gone up again We have just lost £70 a month Tax credits because they fucked up last year despite us giving them all the correct information Last week I was going through an income and Expenditure for a foreign borrower and his wife has only been in the country for less than a year, has only just got her NI number and gets disability living allowance of £250 a month despite not contributing anything, and he has a portfolio of 12 buy to let properties that he gets an income from of around 3 grand a month what the fucks going on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted April 1, 2012 Report Share Posted April 1, 2012 Stupid April Fools Jokes. They really wind me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted April 1, 2012 Report Share Posted April 1, 2012 Why the fuck even have an April Fool day anyway each year, I mean how gullible do people have to be to fall for the same shit year in year out? Oh Look, 'there's some rumors in a newspaper that may be questionable', what should I make of this? Oh, the publication date is the First of April, that may very well mean something etc I don't really take any part in any of this adolescent nonsense, if ever I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted April 1, 2012 Report Share Posted April 1, 2012 Was this is an April fool? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17576745 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 1, 2012 Report Share Posted April 1, 2012 Was this is an April fool? http://www.bbc.co.uk...litics-17576745 That was my first reaction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 I'm afraid it isn't Seriously, this is what out excellent government have in mind, the date in question was merely a coincidence They want to track people's movements, on cell phones, lands calls, Internet use, you name it, they have the intention of some miserable fucks snooping in and it will be very much like Orwells 1984 all said. It's all to do with enhancing the chances of finding terrorists and 'bad people' and to gain an advantage of stopping threats before they can really manifest themselves. It won't be long now before we can't take a shit for fear of being monitored or spied upon This was not a 1st of April thing, it is indeed a very much flesh and blood reality. I've got nothing to hide but some people are not going to like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 it's pathetic isn't it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 It's reality Mr Paulo. This is the world today we live in I'm afraid. They are going to get worse with these things for personal privacy, there's no two ways about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 i might just tie a camera to my arsehole and send them the memory card every month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 http://www.avaaz.org/en/stop_the_big_brother_law_a/?cl=1700167944&v=13490 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 Already signed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFC-Paul Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 This is from the same bunch of clowns that opposed the idea when Labour were about to introduce it a few years ago! It's a farce and a serious invasion of privacy that will as always only apply to joe public, how about if and when this kicks in they publish how many of these politicians judges and high up suits have links to peodophile rings corruption and so on.....oh sorry they won't be doing that will they the tossers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 Typical Goverment objective isn't it, and no first of april rumor either, they actually intend going ahead with this. I've got nothing to hide really, but all this spying shit and 1984 nonsense about our daily activities does sound a bit extreme sometimes. I haven't signed up, well not right now, but It seems fairly obvious they are going to reach their target sooner or later. Are these the same dizzy cunts who suggested 'Hug a Hoodie' or something, i.e. some feral kids are causing trouble on the streets, and what is their response?, Give them a Hug ? I'd take a flamethrower to them myself, but if that's what our excellent government had in mind. No wonder this country is in the state it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted April 7, 2012 Report Share Posted April 7, 2012 fuckin idiots...facebookers on about a keys thing from britains got talent...apparently now bgt cos life is movin at too fast a fuckin pace to say the full words...anyways...its dog shit...and people love it...these are the people that shouldn't vote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 Not being rude Mr Paulo, but maybe you could rephrase all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFC-Paul Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 Some tit from Manchester on Britains Got Talent who was singing/rapping a song about people losing their keys and phone. It was really shite and with all due respect why is it that nearly every Black person suddenly becomes a Yardy when infront of an audience!? The shows gone even shitter then it used to be and the acts they put through are laughable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 The shows gone even shitter then it used to be and the acts they put through are laughable. It's got better in terms of David Walliams being there, he's quite funny but I in general have become bored with the likes of X Factor and Britains Got Talent. They were good to begin with but have just got worse and worse each season, it annoys me too how singers get through on BGT, isn't that what the fucking X Factor is for? That really gets on my nerves. The only good thing to come from X Factor was Matt Cardle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 they were never good...but i guess you were a kid when x factor or pop idol or whatever started so can't be blamed too much for bein an idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFC-Paul Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 Yeah David Walliams is a decent bloke I only watch the Voice really because it does give real talent a shot as some that have been on it already are or could be top draw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 I've only seen 'The Voice' once and I actually thought it was really good. I quite like The Script so it's good to see Danny on there and I never knew how good looking Jessie J was until I saw her on it. I always thought that will.i.am was a cock but on that programme he's actually really sound meaning the only one I don't particularly like is Tom Jones (although I can tolereate him for half an hour). It's good because it means that Average Joe's have a genuine chance of making it to the top. they were never good...but i guess you were a kid when x factor or pop idol or whatever started so can't be blamed too much for bein an idiot Sshh you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 Noel's House Party. I mean it's not on anymore, but to think that someone orchestrated the idea to put that load of fucking nonsense together at some point back in time. And if wasn't for that show, we never would have had Mr Blobby as a Christmas Number One. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted April 10, 2012 Report Share Posted April 10, 2012 oh good god...amen to that...that pissed me off even as a kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted April 10, 2012 Report Share Posted April 10, 2012 (edited) Deborah Meaden. If you don't know who she is you can't find her on Dragons' Den being an annoying cunt. You can also add Duncan Bannatyne to that list too, he used to be quite a sound guy but on the newer series of the Den he's just a massive prick who thinks he has the right to be rude and arrogant towards people trying to make money and improve their lives. The only proper decent fella' on that show is Peter Jones. Edited April 10, 2012 by Zoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted April 10, 2012 Report Share Posted April 10, 2012 hate her...gets right on my fuckin tits the koppite cry baby woe is me attitude that liverpool seem to have...has it always been this bad cos it seems worse lately? referee's hate us....the papers hate us...piers morgan hates us...oh god hates us....wah wah fuckin wahh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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