Matt Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 He's like a car in some way that doesn't spring to mind. But, then, someone else is like this other car. And, basically, he can't play with his back to goal as well as this guy who is like the other car, but he scores you more goals. So, keep the car or sell the car? He's only 22 for another 350-some days. Something about a warranty. Cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 He's like a car in some way that doesn't spring to mind. But, then, someone else is like this other car. And, basically, he can't play with his back to goal as well as this guy who is like the other car, but he scores you more goals. So, keep the car or sell the car? He's only 22 for another 350-some days. Something about a warranty. Cars. Logged out of my account and then on again using my lad's so I could hit the green button twice . Genius. (Nothing against anyone using analogies, love a good one of those too) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 The car anology popped up on the mavericks programme last night, talking about Paul Merson and how Manager George Graham saved his career after the drink and drugs problem. He said if you have an old mini in a bad state you get rid of it, if you have a rolls royce you get it fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 The car anology popped up on the mavericks programme last night, talking about Paul Merson and how Manager George Graham saved his career after the drink and drugs problem. He said if you have an old mini in a bad state you get rid of it, if you have a rolls royce you get it fixed. Poor analogy; have you seen the prices original minis go for now? Best off doing it up and ditching the Rolls . He should've said Ford Fiesta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibdane Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 He's like a car in some way that doesn't spring to mind. But, then, someone else is like this other car. And, basically, he can't play with his back to goal as well as this guy who is like the other car, but he scores you more goals. So, keep the car or sell the car? He's only 22 for another 350-some days. Something about a warranty. Cars. Post of the year -- and we're only in May. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddock Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 No matter how I read that post I can't make any sense of it. Toffee_in_LA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 No matter how I read that post I can't make any sense of it. That's the point . It's a playful dig at those (mentioning no haf names) who use analogies. Sibdane, Deacs and Toffee_in_LA 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shukes Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 He's like a car in some way that doesn't spring to mind. But, then, someone else is like this other car. And, basically, he can't play with his back to goal as well as this guy who is like the other car, but he scores you more goals. So, keep the car or sell the car? He's only 22 for another 350-some days. Something about a warranty. Cars. So how long is it before Lukaku doesn't have to pay tax? Another few years and he'll be vintage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Poor analogy; have you seen the prices original minis go for now? Best off doing it up and ditching the Rolls . He should've said Ford Fiesta. Rolls? Mini? Ford Fiesta? I thought we were talking about Charlie Austin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddock Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 BOOM!! (For Ten) Deacs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC11 Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Slow sports news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddock Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 That's the point . It's a playful dig at those (mentioning no haf names) who use analogies. Ah, ok, sorry I'm a bit slow like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 BOOM!! (For Ten) To be fair, that's how you should look at it. What would you rather have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddock Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 To be fair, that's how you should look at it. What would you rather have? I do look at it exactly like that and I was really saying BOOM, just dedicating it to you before someone shouts at me for robbing your phrase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 I do look at it exactly like that and I was really saying BOOM, just dedicating it to you before someone shouts at me for robbing your phrase. It wasn't aimed at you dude and appreciate the dedication aha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeQuince Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 My most popular post ever, and I almost thought better of myself. I've got to say, I'm enjoying the ride... Toffee_in_LA and Matt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deacs Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 My most popular post ever, and I almost thought better of myself. I've got to say, I'm enjoying the ride... Is it like riding in a car like a car or some other car that nots like a car or something that could be somewhat thought of like a car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 My most popular post ever, and I almost thought better of myself. I've got to say, I'm enjoying the ride... Desperately trying to steer away from a pun-off... Toffee_in_LA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddock Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 It wasn't aimed at you dude and appreciate the dedication aha. Knob aren't I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deacs Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 Desperately trying to steer away from a pun-off... Don't try to fight it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeQuince Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 Desperately trying to steer away from a pun-off... I'm floored and shocked that you wouldn't want to go down that road! I feel like a good old-fashioned pun-off really kicks this forum into gear. I often petrol this forum looking for threads that have veered in such a direction. It's never a turn for the worse and very rarely a dead end. If you think I'm a dipstick for feeling this way, then I can leave this most excellent thread about automobiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 In all this time I never realised Jow was so funny!! More of this please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeQuince Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 In all this time I never realised Jow was so funny!! More of this please. My funniness has always been closer than it appears. And, your misspelling of my name really grinds my gears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deacs Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 My funniness has always been closer than it appears. And, your misspelling of my name really grinds my gears. Stop it please joe. You're driving me round the bend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 I'm floored and shocked that you wouldn't want to go down that road! I feel like a good old-fashioned pun-off really kicks this forum into gear. I often petrol this forum looking for threads that have veered in such a direction. It's never a turn for the worse and very rarely a dead end. If you think I'm a dipstick for feeling this way, then I can leave this most excellent thread about automobiles. It causes Marco to breakdown, I didn't want to shift the direction of the thread, but sometimes it's just automatic. Bugger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddock Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 It causes Marco to breakdown, I didn't want to shift the direction of the thread, but sometimes it's just automatic. Bugger Car-ry on lads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JoeQuince Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 Sorry to spoil the man on man in here but - gay gay gay What's wrong, baby? I thought this was the kind of stuff that got you all revved up! Toffee_in_LA, Romey 1878 and Matt 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 Damn that auto correct. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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