marcopaulo Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 happened to me in malta when i ate swordfish..spent my whole holiday looking like a berry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 happened to me in malta when i ate swordfish..spent my whole holiday looking like a berry im not swollen nor do i have a skin rash, but ive been hurlin for the last 2 hours now. Cant put it down to food poisoning as most of the people in the canteen would be feeling the same! So, allergy is what im guessing. Although, could be my body recognizing that last time i had a mussel it was bad (didnt know not to eat them if they were closed). So maybe my stomach is thinkin, "bugger that, not going through that again, out it goes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 (edited) i woke up day after thought i was blind..my face had swollen so much it had gone over my eyes..then it just moved gradually downwards i swelled up a bit like popeye for that brief few seconds when he swallows the spinach..wasn't bad about day 4 i was sick all week long..lost about a stone and half just through bein sick..was so weak by end of the week..the street i saw in malta from the apartment wasn't bad though couldn't even get to bar at end of road to watch highlights of us beatin palace 3-1 away! Edited March 15, 2011 by marcopaulo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 Trapped in your hotel room with a rampant swelling sounds bloody great really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 hangovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Not a wahat but a who....Kelvin MacKenzie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Not a wahat but a who....Kelvin MacKenzie. whozzat? If we're throwing in people, then Mark Bright, Beglin, Chiles, most of the pop tarts. Oh, and shows like Jersey Shore (i think its called).... utterly awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 whozzat? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelvin_MacKenzie He was on Question Time last night....makes me want to hurl heavy objects at the TV . Arrogant, ignorant, intolerant smug little Englander and all round cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 http://en.wikipedia....elvin_MacKenzie He was on Question Time last night....makes me want to hurl heavy objects at the TV . Arrogant, ignorant, intolerant smug little Englander and all round cunt. Oh that twat! I remember him.... This may make you feel better though: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelvin_MacKenzie He was on Question Time last night....makes me want to hurl heavy objects at the TV . Arrogant, ignorant, intolerant smug little Englander and all round cunt. He just wanted to shock with every statement he made, total prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 He just wanted to shock with every statement he made, total prick. What I find sad (and a bit worrying) is that there was a significant proportion of the audience who cheered every word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 What I find sad (and a bit worrying) is that there was a significant proportion of the audience who cheered every word. I can't say I disagreed with everything he said but the way he went about getting his point across was ridiculous. He raised his voice each and every time to try and get the audience going. It got very tiresome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 I can't say I disagreed with everything he said... I disagree with everything he says on principal....if he said Everton were the best team in the world I'd have to start supporting Scunthorpe . No, wait a minute, anything else but that I'll disagree with him . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 I can't stand him in any way shape or form. I am certain that even if he were dead and buried at sea he would still irritate me. Sorry but just how I feel... Rant over now change subject for my sanity..Please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 19, 2011 Report Share Posted March 19, 2011 oh god matt adrian chiles..good shout on that..fuckin shrek trolly lookin talks shite and is as gormless as a fish with a numb lip..hes a fuckin clown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 ..hes a fuckin clown Someone mention Craig Bellamy now theres a fcukin wanker who grinds my gears! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Ummmmm Craig Bellamy? (There we are he has been mentioned) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Sorry if its already mentioned but i have to get this off my chest! I drive wagons for my sins and its nobhead season started early! The scourge of the road, the twat with a caravan!! Im not stupid enough to believe everyone is the same but im stuck at 56mph goto overtake said twat who then speeds up so i pull back in and they FCUKIN SLOW DOWN TO THE ORIGONAL SPEED! Repeat this many times and im ready to kill! Sorry to whinge on but i feel so much better now its in the open! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 I don't like Mackenzie either.. he just seems like a opinionated loudmouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 waking up with a ball sack stain on your forehead cos you fell asleep at your mate's house and he is a complete tool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 waking up with a ball sack stain on your forehead cos you fell asleep at your mate's house and he is a complete tool Being hungover still after 2 days and stuck in work.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 (edited) engineers who have no mental connection with reality... edit: so just engineers wouldve sufficed! Edited March 24, 2011 by Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Being hungover still after 2 days and stuck in work.... fuck off he won't be laughin next time he's asleep when i plant his nose in between my arse cheeks pre-wipe!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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smeghead1 Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Jamie nobhead Redknapp commentating on a Spurs game such a biased prick, i cant stand his Dad either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Jamie nobhead Redknapp commentating on a Spurs game such a biased prick, i cant stand his Dad either! Spurs thoroughly spanked though. Grinds my gears that Spurs are playing at this stage of the CL when it might have been us...I'm taking pleasure in their humiliation. But I'm still jealous . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Stay on your feet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Stay on your feet! I loved that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Stay on your feet! Made it funnier that it was a 9ft 3 beanpole who decided to slide tackle, especially the 2nd he saw it coming and his theatrical upbringing did the rest ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 That twat in the "Go Compare" advert, would love to despatch a swift headbutt to his nose and shut him the fook up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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