Zoo 2.0

Professional footballer in the six yard box mate, the cross could have been heading into outer space for all I care it doesn't take a genius to keep it on target.
It was a diabolical miss from a striker who is putting together a catalogue of them.

Professional footballer in the six yard box mate, the cross could have been heading into outer space for all I care it doesn't take a genius to keep it on target.
It was a diabolical miss from a striker who is putting together a catalogue of them.

Don't get me wrong this isn't a shout to sack Dyche, but they can't be playing for him looking at this. Tarkowski and Mykolenko are absolutely tragic for that second goal, musical statues.
Chelsea are actually going to take the piss here too, Palmer is nailed on for a hat-trick, question is does he do it before or after half-time.
Moshiri and that bloke who wears a baseball cap and a suit at the same time - fuck off the pair of you.

I can't be arsed lads. Just fold the club, we are supercharged AIDS.

Queue the weird Twitter Evertonians who will go into meltdown over this. I'm just happy to see that he's clearly on the road to recovery from what is a very traumatic set of experiences.
fIt eNoUgH fOr tHe tV bUt nOt uS!!! 

Queue the weird Twitter Evertonians who will go into meltdown over this. I'm just happy to see that he's clearly on the road to recovery from what is a very traumatic set of experiences.
fIt eNoUgH fOr tHe tV bUt nOt uS!!! 

Queue the weird Twitter Evertonians who will go into meltdown over this. I'm just happy to see that he's clearly on the road to recovery from what is a very traumatic set of experiences.
fIt eNoUgH fOr tHe tV bUt nOt uS!!! 

Queue the weird Twitter Evertonians who will go into meltdown over this. I'm just happy to see that he's clearly on the road to recovery from what is a very traumatic set of experiences.
fIt eNoUgH fOr tHe tV bUt nOt uS!!! 

Queue the weird Twitter Evertonians who will go into meltdown over this. I'm just happy to see that he's clearly on the road to recovery from what is a very traumatic set of experiences.
fIt eNoUgH fOr tHe tV bUt nOt uS!!! 

Queue the weird Twitter Evertonians who will go into meltdown over this. I'm just happy to see that he's clearly on the road to recovery from what is a very traumatic set of experiences.
fIt eNoUgH fOr tHe tV bUt nOt uS!!! 

I'm sure people have said this/have been feeling this but relegation is the least of our worries. Even if we survive this season, we're a club on life support. The current owner doesn't want to own the club and those that do can't afford it (and if they did have ownership, would probably be busy asset stripping anyway). It's hard to see where any positivity looks realistic with Everton, it's like we're fighting with all our might to take one step forward whilst an almighty wind is pushing us seventeen steps back.

I'm sure people have said this/have been feeling this but relegation is the least of our worries. Even if we survive this season, we're a club on life support. The current owner doesn't want to own the club and those that do can't afford it (and if they did have ownership, would probably be busy asset stripping anyway). It's hard to see where any positivity looks realistic with Everton, it's like we're fighting with all our might to take one step forward whilst an almighty wind is pushing us seventeen steps back.

I'm sure people have said this/have been feeling this but relegation is the least of our worries. Even if we survive this season, we're a club on life support. The current owner doesn't want to own the club and those that do can't afford it (and if they did have ownership, would probably be busy asset stripping anyway). It's hard to see where any positivity looks realistic with Everton, it's like we're fighting with all our might to take one step forward whilst an almighty wind is pushing us seventeen steps back.

Chelsea are just weird, like really fucking weird. Never seen a team so up and down as them - flip a coin to see if they win next week.

Chelsea are just weird, like really fucking weird. Never seen a team so up and down as them - flip a coin to see if they win next week.

Massive point that, great to see DCL on the score sheet as he doesn't half take some shit. I know it was from twelve yards but if he can get into any sort of scoring form it'll be welcomed, especially as the business end of the season is in full flow. Anything we can do to keep Luton at bay.
Always great to take points of Newcastle too, both because they're a weird breed of horse punching irritants and because it means that goblin Anthony Gordon will go to bed with a tear in his eye - hope he stands on a piece of Lego the daft gimp.

Massive point that, great to see DCL on the score sheet as he doesn't half take some shit. I know it was from twelve yards but if he can get into any sort of scoring form it'll be welcomed, especially as the business end of the season is in full flow. Anything we can do to keep Luton at bay.
Always great to take points of Newcastle too, both because they're a weird breed of horse punching irritants and because it means that goblin Anthony Gordon will go to bed with a tear in his eye - hope he stands on a piece of Lego the daft gimp.

I can confirm that it's a new badge, I've seen the leaked image and basically Rupert's Tower has been replaced with a gavel to symbolise our recent history and NSNO has been replaced with "Giveth thou ten back ye twats"
It's lovely.

I can confirm that it's a new badge, I've seen the leaked image and basically Rupert's Tower has been replaced with a gavel to symbolise our recent history and NSNO has been replaced with "Giveth thou ten back ye twats"
It's lovely.

I can confirm that it's a new badge, I've seen the leaked image and basically Rupert's Tower has been replaced with a gavel to symbolise our recent history and NSNO has been replaced with "Giveth thou ten back ye twats"
It's lovely.

I can confirm that it's a new badge, I've seen the leaked image and basically Rupert's Tower has been replaced with a gavel to symbolise our recent history and NSNO has been replaced with "Giveth thou ten back ye twats"
It's lovely.

I've thought from the beginning (and still do) that no points will be returned. Giving anything back would admit fault on the Premier League's side and that's just not going to happen.

This is really sad to hear, like many Bill was a massive part of the forum when I joined which was around 15 years ago now. He was one of those few special members that seemed to be part of the fabric of the place, as @c1982 said I remember he had the TT Emergency Board so that we could keep booting off about Everton if this place ever went down - I think that shows the work he put in behind the scenes. The fire that he showed in his posting was no doubt from a deep love of Everton and as others have said, not necessarily a bad thing at all. 
Hoping that Bill is at peace, condolences to his family and of course @patto.