marcus jones

Be strapped to a chair and be forced to listen to Mick McCarthy read names from an Icelandic phonebook.

Silly silly silly... it's spelled R O D G E R S!

Loved the way Mirallas squirted water over him on the way to the tunnel at half time

Are American football players poorly paid? Do they still toss a coin at the start? Cause all I hear is ''get that quarter back!"

The missus got a pair of those Union Jack knickers. I call them Belfast pants. Every time I try to take them down there's a protest.

I love eBay, I sold my homing pigeons 18 times last month.

Hi Danielson, can I just say that your greatest asset is Huw Jenkins, without his vision the Swans would not be where they are today. Maybe I'm not as neutral towards the Swans as I'm only 22 miles up the road, but hey, your doing fine. 1 Swansea might sneak this if you play tight across the middle and compact between Ash and Michu. 2 Michu is at current value is around the 8-10 mill mark, he is better than Ba but not yet as good as RVP. 3 Watch out for Osman, pulls our strings, wish we had your Leon though......... 4Good style of play, easy on the eye but the play is too open, maybe need to squeeze a little space from back to front maybe. 5 Ki is a beast but not mobile enough, I like Chico, very classy and might handle Jelevic well on Sat. 6 I think we are not too far from what we can achieve with our current squad in terms of our league pos, same as you really. 7 You will do more than hold your own in this league, problem is 20,000 crowd is not enough but there are plans to put an extra tier on the East stand? 8 We don't have the squad to break into the top four without two or three players of the quality we really need. 9 Osman for England as he should be starting games ahead of Lampard and Milner and Barry. I like Davies your left back but I wish Taylor would hurry up and be fit for Wales duty though, any news there? 10 C'mon the Swans, love seeing them play when I get a free ticket, which is not as often as I hope only cause I'm a tight arse mind you!! Cymru am Byth!!!

No one is on the take, the match officials need to check what's between their legs as it's sure as hell ain't a pair of balls. If a ref or linesman honestly does not see an incident then fine, it's just that the majority of the time they bloody well do and favour the bigger glamour clubs, which in itself is probably cheating. I really think that integrity is all but dead.

Probably the the sibling of the prick that keeps putting us last on MoTD, is the one on Sky Sports deciding which games to cover!

Savage played for Wales but that don't make him Giggs!

Mirallas, if you were sitting next to me in a pub I would have stuck one on you by now, pipe down or piss off...........

Nicely put Rubes!!

Was one at Bolton I'm sure, for the life of me I ain't going to look an thing up just yet. All at sea on this one though...............

And what's wrong with delilah? That's the second Welsh anthem you know!

Well, well, well...................... you beaut!!!

The way he played last night, you can keep him mate!

Can't wait for Gibo to return, really missed his ability to get hold of the ball, too many players were running at our centre backs today.

Watching Seria A is enough to put anyone in a coma..........

Was in a night club last night and this really ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said "give me your phone number sexy". I said have you got a pen?" She smiled and said "yes". I said "well fuck off back to it before the farmer notices you're missing".

Was in a night club last night and this really ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said "give me your phone number sexy". I said have you got a pen?" She smiled and said "yes". I said "well fuck off back to it before the farmer notices you're missing".

It might not be about the money, but it is about the silverware. If you get up out of bed every morning and just accept mediocre then that is what you get. Maybe I am a demanding person. I demand that the club at least challenge for honours, when we fall short, so be it. The attitude of '' a winning mentality'' from the outset is a must. I hate to loose more than "love to win". But that is only my stand point.

It might not be about the money, but it is about the silverware. If you get up out of bed every morning and just accept mediocre then that is what you get. Maybe I am a demanding person. I demand that the club at least challenge for honours, when we fall short, so be it. The attitude of '' a winning mentality'' from the outset is a must. I hate to loose more than "love to win". But that is only my stand point.

15 mill for a player who plays one game in roughly three is a top level piece of bargaining imo, sad to see him go, mainly because of his dynamic qualities, hope his injury record is a thing of the past but doubt it.............

15 mill for a player who plays one game in roughly three is a top level piece of bargaining imo, sad to see him go, mainly because of his dynamic qualities, hope his injury record is a thing of the past but doubt it.............