Newty82

Mwah ahah ahaha!

It’s pinned now haha. The cruelty.

Because we hate you all and this winds you up  

i'd vote we overthrow newts but the guy that owns the place is never on here anyways, he wouldn't see the thread for a couple months 

Alexandersson has become a member of the swedish toffees. 

Agent fees stopped it- greedy fucking agents 😡

Unbelievable isn'tt it? The mods are just soooooo power crazy, they could light up a city.
'Oooh oooh we'll vote to keep Williams in cos he's still our player laa, he's only on loan laa, but we'll move a player in who's only on loan and not yet confirmed laa'
Hate the way they treat us with such contempt. 

Still no news yet! A premature move to the Everton section........one rule for one and another rule for Williams! 😉

Brings a whole new meaning to fucking a pig.
Very in depth explanation of what to do with wafer thin ham, usually that sort of knowledge is by people who are experts in the field they are discussing 😁

At last a DoF who knows what he is doing. The difference between him and Walsh is apparent already.

Having an ashley williams thread amongst "richarlison, mina, gomez, Zuma, bernard" is like spending a fortune on your new sparkling bathroom and walking downstairs and seeing your old skid mark stained toilet in the living room cos the builders haven't thrown it in the skip. 
It's not very nice but it makes you appreciate what you just bought all the more. 

Does that mean Alan has to stay at Finch Farm?
Get a tent Sir, you're camping tonight.

Does that mean Alan has to stay at Finch Farm?
Get a tent Sir, you're camping tonight.

And that he speaks their language. Literally.

At least this time we also have the option of sending a couple back if they flop. 
Plus if they do well, we know how hard it is for them to not come back the following year.

Ha. Yeah. It was short lived.

And that he speaks their language. Literally.

Romey receiving even more downvotes than John Burns.

Im redding them all... that'll show him! 😂

That's Zouma in the middle, isn'tt it?

Mina and Gomes didn’t even leave Spain...

was going to say I like that but not after I realised the connotations 

You could have just said fuck off and saved yourself a lot of typing.