Claire Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 Whats the point of two theres only so much they can do!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 Whats the point of two theres only so much they can do!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm quitting before you think i'm a sex case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 I'm quitting before you think i'm a sex case <{POST_SNAPBACK}> We already know that <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 Is the pope a Catholic ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> no he aint SHOCK HORROR hes a nazi (PS im catholic im taking the piss outta myself) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 We already know that <_< <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Its not a bad thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 (edited) Its not a bad thing <{POST_SNAPBACK}> As Homer would say Whooooo Edit: not that i'm admitting it...............oh f*ck it, i'l stop digging this hole now before i cant get back out of it! Edited April 27, 2006 by GoldfishMemory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 dont think you have to dig anymore everyone knows what ur like now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 I realy should have done more work today, this is post No. 39 and i aint even left work Anyone goin to boro at the weekend? Should be a good one with it being the last away of the season. Dont know about the football but the day should be good i'm getting my coach at 7.50 and after a few beers we should get there nice and early Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 The girl with the one leg was a bit of a shock, when we where dancing she moved better than me. It was only when we got back to my place and things developed that I thought aye,aye, there is something amiss here. When my hand got down past her knee my stomach flipped over when my hand ran across this elasticated bandage type thing, and I thought "in for a penny, in for a pound". The girl was well into it and well, boys have you any idea how much a regular leg weighs?, when it's not there you can throw them all over the place. What this girl lacked in the leg department, she made up for in the enthusiasm department. Just thought I would clear that up, if the chance arises, boys take it. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 I'd have to be legless first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 There'll be men across the country now in a desperate search for a one legged woman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted April 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 well call me old fashioned but i like girls to av two legs.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 Fair comments all, I shall now drop the one legged woman issue. I did have the chance for a threesome but the other two blokes were ugly , no seriously I did have one chance at it, in the Army after a Squadron social. I was very drunk and fell asleep, woke up at 6.30 gutted and then I left sheepishly and went back to my room. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 "Tales of the Unsexpected"..... Thought I had a Pubic Hair 1 time.....But then I Piddled out of it...!!! Did I mention the Gnat ermmm I mean The tatt ?.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 A few pages ago this thread was talking about cars now were discussing sex with one leg how did that happen???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 The longest thread will always hop from one type of discussion to another. I once new a prostitute with no legs.......................she was always being picked up. She was always arsen about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 So who turned the topic onto sex and did anyone notice how I decided to post in this thread once the topic changed#? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 The longest thread will always hop from one type of discussion to another. I once new a prostitute with no legs.......................she was always being picked up. She was always arsen about. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Reminds me of my fave joke when I were a lad... Prostitute 1 "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" Prostitute 2 "No, but I've been swung round by the tit!" Ah...the old ones are the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 So who turned the topic onto sex and did anyone notice how I decided to post in this thread once the topic changed#? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Seeing as this thread is dominated by men I blame them they could turn any perfectly normal conversation into a sexual context! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 I agree with Claire..............dirty disgusting creatures, ought to be ashamed of themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 To be honest my bet was on you Claire knowing what the majority of students have on their minds 24/7!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 To be honest my bet was on you Claire knowing what the majority of students have on their minds 24/7!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Me! Never! I have hard work and coursework on my mind constantly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 Me! Never! I have hard work and coursework on my mind constantly! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Argh you remind me of me when I was at Uni! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 The girl with one leg was called Marie, odd name for a leg. During my time at Uni, I thought about sex a great deal, but I was single minded in my persuit of the only things that matter - FOOTBALL AND BEER (red wine actually, but red wine and football raises eyebrows) ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 (edited) Another off the subject but follow this link, read the story and then hit the website to help this guy out <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No word on weather or not his girl actually paid up on the bet but the power of the internet is massive check out how many hits he's had! http://www.helpwinthisbet.com/404/ Edited May 1, 2006 by GoldfishMemory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 My God!!! Still dont understand the appeal but if it keeps him happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazjones78 Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Looks like a load of shit but whoever ....ah bollocks. I do hope he didnt get his threesome. Or were you the 2nd girl Claire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 No I was not!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 go on admit it............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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