MikeO Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 A lot of stuff really miffs me, great and small. Here's a partial list off the top of my head: Jerk-off clueless rednecks who don't use turn signals Multiple magazine subscription inserts per issue People who own dogs and treat them like shit The fact that in 1975 no one had to pay for television but in 2005 we do Deviations from my regular bowel movement schedule Flying, airports, airlines, the whole frickin concept of air travel Youthful insouciance Sanctimonious old farts Misplacing items that I carry regularly (keys, wallet) Being lectured about "this is good wine/beer...here's why" Over-packaged store-bought items (why wrap it in cellophane, encase it in carboard, seal it in plastic, then send it home in a bag...why?) Pointless and redundant iTunes updates Devaluation of electronic items 6 months after I purchase them The fact that we haven't eradicated the Taliban Having different electrical outlets across different continents Pointless paperwork at all levels Webpages that load videos automatically Some good ones there.....in the UK we've had to pay to watch TV since 1946 so think yourself lucky . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 Misplacing items that I carry regularly (keys, wallet) My wallet has a keyring (I think they're called keychains in USA) attached, so my keys and wallet are always together. It's the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 My wallet has a keyring (I think they're called keychains in USA) attached, so my keys and wallet are always together. It's the future. That way you can lose them both at the same time . marcopaulo and Matt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brett Angel Posted February 2, 2014 Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 Transfer deadline day, Jim white, bouncers, work colleagues, people who read there statement in front of you whilst your waiting to use the fuckin cash machine, SSN on the hour every hour, the same shit headlines, splash, that tosser on Sunday breakfast show with Tim lovejoy having to declare every dish that he's a red shite, but doesn't declare he's also a squirrel.......... Oh Ye, and predictive texting.....be back with more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 Email from TalkTalk offering a new service... "Your Direct Debit will be taken on or immediately after this date. Pay in full within 24 hours of receiving this email and save 15% with Speedy Payment Discount . If you have a recurring payment method set up, like Direct Debit, then rest assured your payment will not be taken twice." ....then, after paying and getting the 15% got a confirmation email that ended.... "Remember, as you have got a Direct Debit set up on your TalkTalk account, your regular bill payments will still be requested from your bank account as usual. Thank you for being a TalkTalk customer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Them fucking minions. Matt, I'm looking at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Them fucking minions. Matt, I'm looking at you. GoodisonRoad, marcopaulo and Zoo 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Bastard . Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Bastard . admit it, you missed me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 People writing advise when then mean advice (and vice-versa). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 I love minions. They're fantastic. Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cake Posted February 18, 2014 Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 My laptop 'warning' me "CAPS LOCK IS ON" (I know, I put the fucking thing on. Madness, eh!) and because I've done such a dangerous thing 'it' telling me my password might be wrong. Oh fuck. Oh Dear God no! What if I put my password in wrong!? Will my laptop laugh at me? Will I have to waste valuable time trying again? What if I get it wrong 3 times and I have to reset it? Oh shit, no, please not that. Hang on, who's looking after me when CAPS LOCK isn't on? Where's my warning about that? If my password can be wrong when it's on what the fuck disasters can happen when it isn't on? Bring back telegrams and pigeons - the bloke down the road keeps pigeons... and horses... the pigeons are worth more than the horses... hmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 20, 2014 Report Share Posted February 20, 2014 went out for a few hours last night..maybe ish til just before 11 with a couple of the lads to watch footy...got up this mornin..feel like i've gone 10 rounds with tyson..i'm not even 30 yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted February 22, 2014 Report Share Posted February 22, 2014 People who ask for your advice/opinion/guidance but cut you off and dismiss your answer before you even get to the main bit. Don't f*cking ask for my opinion then if you've already made up your mind. Louis, pete0, Romey 1878 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 Take your pick from staying light later, weather issues, depression, inefficient counselling "services", boring corrupt soccer draws that are as bent as the cunts behind it, the amount of unparalleled crap on television or "news" publications, but perhaps above all else, living in general. Damn well can't do another year of this shit to be truthful, I feel more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 never drinking again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 never drinking again feeling the same. was a glorious day yesterday so had some G&Ts by the lake. Feeling awful today, starting to worry Im an alcoholic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 woke up lent over the table in the kitchen this mornin in just my boxers....proper mr christian last night Lowensda 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 woke up lent over the table in the kitchen this mornin in just my boxers....proper mr christian last night bloody Nora! Ok, I was (am never) that bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 Alan Hanson... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cake Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 Alan Hanson... Zac & Isaac are pretty cool, though.... mmmbop! Sibdane and Matt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cake Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 The creeping infiltration of Americanisms into our language... all of them... but "gotten", "can I get?", "it's, like, so amazing", "you made it your own", "you owned it" to name but a few Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cake Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 The Only Way Is Essex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 The creeping infiltration of Americanisms into our language... all of them... but "gotten", "can I get?", "it's, like, so amazing", "you made it your own", "you owned it" to name but a few Yo bro I had to agree there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 anyone who says yolo is a supreme cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 yolo yolo yolo Makes a great dance beat that Yes I know Marco I know .... I am a chicken supreme or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 Uganda, these are the headlines today: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 Colostomies. What a bag of shit they are. :shaking fist: I speak from experience ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibdane Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 Uganda, these are the headlines today: Fucking ridiculous. Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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