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The league Cup is a meaningless competition that the top teams give their reserves a run out in. Like StevO says if we get the final it's more about the fans having a day out. 
Winning would be a bonus to a piss up but no way would winning the league Cup satisfy me as winning a trophy just like the preseason Cup competitions don't. I'm surprised they've not scrapped it yet. 

Make it back? We’ve been there once in about three decades. 
You would rather us pursue a goal that brings money to the “company” than have the fans (or the “club” as I like to refer to us) watch our captain lift a trophy? That’s all that happens when you finish in the top four, the prize money goes up. But then we could buy more players, to help us win more profit? Or to help us win some silverware?
Sorry Steve, that’s not sport, that’s business. Business is my day job, supporting Everton is my passion. I want to celebrate glory, not profit. Celebrating profit is what I get paid to do, profit is to put food on the table for my family. I don’t follow Everton to review the balance sheet. 

Here we go again: The distraction of the Mickey Mouse cup. Focus, focus, focus. Do we want to break into the top six or not?

When you haven't won anything since 1995 I don't think you can have the privilege of calling any trophy "Mickey Mouse". I get what you are saying don't get me wrong but as someone who was 2 years of age the last time we lifted something I'll take whatever I can get. A Carabao Cup would be fantastic and let's not forget that going all the way guarantees the Europa League, albeit from the qualifying rounds. 

Seeing as he said he cant spell the name then I think you are spot on

Seeing as he said he cant spell the name then I think you are spot on

I hope its a smokescreen for Zaha because this is Walcott 2.0. THIRTY FUCKING MILLION. He's Gash

Can we bin this JP off early, I thought you meant Pickford at first! Go with JPG if you must shorten his name

The Echo reckon delaying the squad numbers until Friday is a sign of big signings, I think the Echo is just crap. 

Ledly King played upfront on many occasions, did that make him a striker? You play your players in their best positions and not shoehorn them in, Koeman did that and look what happened there.

Sig isn't a winger. Kean isn't a winger. DCL isn't a winger. Please repeat until that has sunk in, this is Koeman tactics of trying to put square pegs in round holes. For us to progress we have to sign a winger who goes straight into the team, they would replace Bernard for me, as good as he is, there is no room for sentiment when you want to compete. Zaha would go straight into the team for me.
However right now I would say a CB and RB are the main priority over a winger, at present moment do you all know who is our senior back up right back? Cuco fucking Martina.
 
As for Bolasie and Mirallas, I wouldn't even play them in the U23's. Shitehawks.

He's also been training with better strikers than Costa at Juventus.

Ledly King played upfront on many occasions, did that make him a striker? You play your players in their best positions and not shoehorn them in, Koeman did that and look what happened there.

Sig isn't a winger. Kean isn't a winger. DCL isn't a winger. Please repeat until that has sunk in, this is Koeman tactics of trying to put square pegs in round holes. For us to progress we have to sign a winger who goes straight into the team, they would replace Bernard for me, as good as he is, there is no room for sentiment when you want to compete. Zaha would go straight into the team for me.
However right now I would say a CB and RB are the main priority over a winger, at present moment do you all know who is our senior back up right back? Cuco fucking Martina.
 
As for Bolasie and Mirallas, I wouldn't even play them in the U23's. Shitehawks.

Sig isn't a winger. Kean isn't a winger. DCL isn't a winger. Please repeat until that has sunk in, this is Koeman tactics of trying to put square pegs in round holes. For us to progress we have to sign a winger who goes straight into the team, they would replace Bernard for me, as good as he is, there is no room for sentiment when you want to compete. Zaha would go straight into the team for me.
However right now I would say a CB and RB are the main priority over a winger, at present moment do you all know who is our senior back up right back? Cuco fucking Martina.
 
As for Bolasie and Mirallas, I wouldn't even play them in the U23's. Shitehawks.

Fabinho started off as a CB. I think it means Klopp wanted a player who can play CB and CDM, and when Fabinho became available he went with that option.

If our fans have their way it'll be a long time until we play European football again, what with them not wanting EL. Because it's going to be a very long fucking wait for CL.

No, I stood there and laughed. Thought “fuckinghell” and then sat down. 
Im more embarrassed by that sack of shit than I was of Straq. Niasse cost money, is still costing us money, and will continue to do so until his contract runs out. 

Bet you weren’t thinking that when he was scoring winning goals for us though...

he is the equivalent of hudson odoi, barely saw time but scored a few, now everything thinks he's a worldie.  we all thought the same with lookman.  i'm not saying this is a bad transfer just people expecting him to come in bagging goals left and right are going to be disappointed.  younger than DCL and never played int he prem.  he could be worse than DCL.

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I think he was injured for chunks of last season too!

10 goals last season, 5 assists. that's 15 goals he's been involved in for a proper shite team in Palace. Think of what he would get in a half decent team. You're fooling yourself if you don't think he is worth around £60m in todays market.
As for us saying "we wont be bidding again" I'm sure a certain cult said the same about a player who now plays for them...