Matt Posted November 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 Fuck sake done it again 95they invented the '.' meanwhile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palfy Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 Cheers Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 He is not my favourite person either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 There was a cunt named Piers. With a voice that hurt our ears. He knew sweet FA. Please blow him away. So to brighten our twilight years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 The Royal Family. The world's biggest benefit scroungers now want hard working tax payers to foot the bill for the repairs on their opulent palace. What a waste of money and how, in this world of equal rights, can someone be "born to rule" Oh and the National Anthem. It's shit, it's boring. Why can't we have one like Italy? And when our players all stand their gormlessly mouthing the words because they are afraid of Piers Morgan posting a nasty tweet about how "unpatriotic they are". Piers FUCKING Morgan. How is this twat not dead yet? Seriously, can't he have a boating accident or something. Perhaps swallow some Polonium 2-10. Every time I hear his privileged, warbling, pathetic voice I want to smash the tv. He just has one of those voices, and faces. God I could smash a hole so big into his head that you would need Prof. Brian Cox to explain the quantum mechanics involved in making a hole that big appear in a space so small. It'd be one of the wonders of the universe. The black hole that exists where Piers Morgan's head once resided. Amen brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palfy Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 I take it you don't like him then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 I take it you don't like him then. oh we like him well enough, but there are a few things we like a bit more, such as broken bones or decapitation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddock Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 I'm all for restoring the palace it will have hundreds of years worth of history in it. I love old heritage and stuff. I have zero time for the royal family though but we're a monarchy so some fucker has to do it. National anthem is a disgrace, should be Land of Hope and Glory for me. Piers Morgan is an insignificant twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 I'd feed the fucker his own cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddock Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 Just think of how many affordable houses they could build on all that land. They should bulldoze them all and put refugees there. Then start on the golf courses!! And how much of our heritage and history would we lose. All that craftsmanship lost forever. Not for me mate, it should be treasured it's priceless. Palfy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 (edited) Just think of how many affordable houses they could build on all that land. They should bulldoze them all and put refugees there. Then start on the golf courses!! If it makes you feel better, my local Golf course (founded 1896) is being closed in 3 years time to build 1500 houses. The area, close to the town centre, is already gridlocked at morning and evening rush hour but the plans do not include any change to the road infrastructure. I'm glad I live on the opposite side of the town. Edited November 23, 2016 by johnh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hafnia Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 If it makes you feel better, my local Golf course (founded 1896) is being closed in 3 years time to build 1500 houses. The area, close to the town centre, is already gridlocked at morning and evening rush hour but the plans do not include any change to the road infrastructure. I'm glad I live on the opposite side of the town. A school that I used to play footy in, go the youth club, play golf was demolished - hundreds of houses planned....... you cant move in the morning as it is.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palfy Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 Rubbish it's priceless, they should bulldoze all the concrete estates they built in fifties and sixties, and leave the golf courses out of it you nutter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palfy Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 Guilty lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 Guilty lol Of what? Don't know what it means . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirallas Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 Everton playing on Sundays and Mondays more than any other team in the EPL Instead of Friday/Saturday like the rest of the world. Nothing bothers me more about EFC than this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue 250 Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 Everton playing on Sundays and Mondays more than any other team in the EPL Instead of Friday/Saturday like the rest of the world. Nothing bothers me more about EFC than this. Not even the fact we are rubbish ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 This is a minor one. On Facebook, when people write someone's name in the comment to share an article with them, the name stays as the comment so there are 100s upon 100s of comments with nothing but names. Facebook should convert these into article 'shares'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 What's Facebook? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 It's a place where you add your school class mates as friends and never bother speaking to them and read about new films coming out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted December 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 This is a minor one. On Facebook, when people write someone's name in the comment to share an article with them, the name stays as the comment so there are 100s upon 100s of comments with nothing but names. Facebook should convert these into article 'shares'. you can disable that I think, when the first post notification appears, there's an X mark which allows you to turn further updates off but only for that post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Michael McIntyre, funny as an ingrowing toenail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted December 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Not just me then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Michael McIntyre, funny as an ingrowing toenail. Not just me then... he's one of few comedians I like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 The word 'Crimbo' markjazzbassist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markjazzbassist Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 The word 'Crimbo' lol as an American I have wondered the etymology of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted December 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 The word 'Crimbo'nowhere near as bad as Xmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 The word 'Crimbo' It's not a word. Neither is Xmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted December 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 It's not a word. Neither is Xmas.another for the list... Pedants :shaking fist: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 It's not a word. Neither is Xmas. Urban Dictionary would beg to differ. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Crimbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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