Zoo Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 People who say; 'I'm a single pringle and ready to mingle!' The above statement is probably the reason that you're not in a fucking relationship. Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 People who say; 'I'm a single pringle and ready to mingle!' The above statement is probably the reason that you're not in a fucking relationship. Funnily enough you're the only person I've ever heard say that . Is it a gay community thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Can a man not like The Village People without being called gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Can a man not like The Village People without being called gay Don't be shy. Millions of guys are out there waiting to love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kohen Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 (edited) This guy who bought an item from a different store to the one I work in just phoned complaining that it's not working. I told him he could get in contact with the company directly and they would pick it up from his house, fix it and deliver it back to him. He wasn't happy with that, he said 'Well, I want one now, and I wont be in when they deliver it' How the hell does he know he wont be in?! Anyway I need to make a phone call for him, which I would have done straight away but as he was rude to me on the phone he can wait for me to browse the forum. I hate people who think being rude is an acceptable way to get what they want. Edit: In fairness, when I phoned him back he was much nicer, probably because I was doing what he wanted Edited October 14, 2012 by Kohen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 Did you phone the one that wasn't working? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 Did you phone the one that wasn't working? When Kohen said "item" he failed to mention that he's currently working for Ann Summers Online....damn hard to get decent reception on a cock ring. Apparently . c1982 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 I got annoyed with this fucking thread.. Found out some revealing information about an issue that is not above banal and trivial in that is Friday's soccer "action", and then realized, 'why isn't this in the General Sports Index', amongst other things I saw the 'single pringle and ready to mingle' bit. Words fail me.. I'll write in and say I'm a 'loud, abrasive, short tempered pringle that is ready to bite your head off' That should do it. Except I'm not single and I don't recognize pringles and have never 'mingled' Damn this nonsense ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 I'll write in and say I'm a 'loud, abrasive, short tempered pringle that is ready to bite your head off' DK is really Justin Lee Collins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted October 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 I got annoyed with this fucking thread.. how ironic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted October 16, 2012 Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 Stories like this when some cowardly little men take it upon themselves to try a robbery and not thinking of the victims and horror it must have been. All it amounts to is just common thievery. And what of the sentence, three and a half years for each low life, and even then they'll be out long before that. Ok, it may have happened in Liverpool but these kind of things occur all over the country, and more often than not people get off with puny little sentencing. Just makes me mad sometimes that's all http://www.crosbyherald.co.uk/news/crosby-news/2012/10/11/robbers-who-held-a-knife-to-the-throat-of-a-woman-at-ladbrokes-in-waterloo-are-jailed-68459-32008970/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sideliner Posted October 16, 2012 Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 Maybe the sentence you refer to was just human error by an official - we don't need review or appeal because bad decisions like that encourages lively debate - and by the way the judicial officers have been doing it that way for generations! ( just pulling your leg - hehehe ) In the criminal justice system the criminals are the beneficiaries of most bad decisions - that is why crime pays these days - sad to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 People posting on the internet who plainly stopped listening in their English lessons at the age of five...eg... "Hi we ate here every nite the food was amazing huge portions and cheap the burgers are to die for as we'll as the deserts the choc muffin sundae was heven well I can't say any of the food was not gorgeous the breakfast are lush to jules and the others were really friendly made you feel at home would recommend any day of the week..." TT is relatively free of this blight fortunately but the above is not an extreme or unusual example (funny thing is they've obviously checked the spelling of the "hard" words like "gorgeous" and "recommend" because they've got them right). Take their computer away until they can understand the basics of Key Stage 1 I say! (carefully checks spelling & punctuation before hitting "post") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Is that aimed at illiteracy or my intolerance of it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Is that aimed at illiteracy or my intolerance of it ? The former. I'm in complete agreement with you, it drives me bonkers. How can people not even know how to use a full stop?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 The former. I'm in complete agreement with you, it drives me bonkers. How can people not even know how to use a full stop?! Thought so but I needed to check . Back on topic... Devon & Cornwall police.....too long a story to go into but I spent eight hours dealing with them yesterday on the phone and in person and they were f'king useless; even admitted as much themselves in the end (though they called it "confusion"). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 The former. I'm in complete agreement with you, it drives me bonkers. How can people not even know how to use a full stop?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Norman Bettison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 The former. I'm in complete agreement with you, it drives me bonkers. How can people not even know how to use a full stop?! Marco, are you trying to rattle him . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Shaving my head only to realise my face is tanned and my scalp is white. Now I look like a flaming ice cream cone. Romey 1878 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 See you in the happy hunting grounds Was out of Town earlier today and the amount of fucking retail parks is getting out of control more now than it ever was. As soon as they get a spare piece of land they build more fucking stores, and the traffic only gets worse. Even today they was a construction team doing more damn building and skeleton frames in view at early stage development. I managed to get out of the immediate vicinity without incident, but got damn irritated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Marco, are you trying to rattle him . never Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 Idiots letting off fireworks at such a premature stage. Not only that, but this has been going on and off as far back as the last month now. Can't these stupid people distinguish between the actual date of event that is the 5th of November and not late August or Early September. I don't think some people are even aware what century it is sometimes. Haven't even been to a proper organized display since about 1986. Just outgrow these damn events. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted October 20, 2012 Report Share Posted October 20, 2012 "Don't patronize me" in any script (just heard it in Walking Dead, even worse in American, "Don't paytronize me"). Such a cliche. Any scriptwriter who uses it should be expelled from the writers' guild (and be poked in the eye with a sharp stick) . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted October 20, 2012 Report Share Posted October 20, 2012 Walking Dead grinds my gears because its shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted October 20, 2012 Report Share Posted October 20, 2012 Walking Dead grinds my gears because its shit. Never seen it....was on in the next room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted October 20, 2012 Report Share Posted October 20, 2012 I'll be quick. I've never even heard of it. You can just tell it was a BBC program, if only by the title of it. They actually had something worthwhile on late last night called 'Good Cop' or something, about this detective who goes out and hands out his own brand of justice for attacks on women. It was actually a decent watch, on quite late, and only caught the last half of it. But did stay until the end to see it through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted October 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2012 I'll be quick. I've never even heard of it. You can just tell it was a BBC program, if only by the title of it. They actually had something worthwhile on late last night called 'Good Cop' or something, about this detective who goes out and hands out his own brand of justice for attacks on women. It was actually a decent watch, on quite late, and only caught the last half of it. But did stay until the end to see it through. Walking Dead is American.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Walking_Dead_(TV_series) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted October 20, 2012 Report Share Posted October 20, 2012 So was Abraham Lincoln although I never actually saw him.. I must have been thinking of something similar. 'Waking Dead', or 'Waking the dead', I'm almost certain it was a program on BBC just recently. I don't think I'd like that show (Walking Dead), what I saw last night was merely a one off, and there was nothing else on to be truthful. These genre of programs are a dime a dozen on TV now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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