Haiku

After watching the press conference featuring Nikola Jokic, the current NBA championship winner and Finals MVP with the Denver Nuggets, where he said, "Nobody likes his job", it made me wonder if Dele doesn't like his job either. Professional sports can be far from enjoyable. It's one thing to play football with your friends on a cool Friday afternoon, but playing at a pro level is mentally, physically, and emotionally exhausting. I believe Dele is preparing for a life after professional football, and I can see him retiring before too long.

This sounds like the perfect Everton signing.

This sounds like the perfect Everton signing.

After watching the press conference featuring Nikola Jokic, the current NBA championship winner and Finals MVP with the Denver Nuggets, where he said, "Nobody likes his job", it made me wonder if Dele doesn't like his job either. Professional sports can be far from enjoyable. It's one thing to play football with your friends on a cool Friday afternoon, but playing at a pro level is mentally, physically, and emotionally exhausting. I believe Dele is preparing for a life after professional football, and I can see him retiring before too long.

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Do we need him though? He is no better than what we have right now. I'm fairly happy with Doucoure, Onana, Garner, Iwobi. I think the midfield is the least of our problems at the moment. Our priorities should be as follows:
1. Striker
2. Left back
3. Right back
4. Central Defender
5. Right Winger

You're better than Davies and I don't even know if you have legs.

Dyche record is 1.06 points per game. Over a full season that makes 40 points. With a proper striker and better luck with injuries we will be fine next season.

Dyche record is 1.06 points per game. Over a full season that makes 40 points. With a proper striker and better luck with injuries we will be fine next season.

Dyche record is 1.06 points per game. Over a full season that makes 40 points. With a proper striker and better luck with injuries we will be fine next season.

Dyche record is 1.06 points per game. Over a full season that makes 40 points. With a proper striker and better luck with injuries we will be fine next season.

I'm fairly certain either of Leeds or Leicester, maybe both, will win their games on Sunday. It's their last chance and they are facing tired West Ham side and freefalling Tottenham. It's a must win at all cost for us.

We need them to lose otherwise a draw against Bournemouth may not be enough for us to survive.

Doucoure's first touch is Sunday league level.

He's never a left back. Dyche simply chose the fastest legs out of all available defenders. Feel bad for him.

More likely he is performing well in a good team. I have no doubt that Lille are better side than us.

He's never a left back. Dyche simply chose the fastest legs out of all available defenders. Feel bad for him.

He's never a left back. Dyche simply chose the fastest legs out of all available defenders. Feel bad for him.

He's never a left back. Dyche simply chose the fastest legs out of all available defenders. Feel bad for him.

More likely he is performing well in a good team. I have no doubt that Lille are better side than us.

Can't we just make a deal with them if they have nothing to play for by then? I know match fixing is a deadly sin, but still..

He walked through them like a tank. Guy needs huge boost. What a goal!!

That's why I think we should drop Coady for Keane. He and Tarks will be a threat at corners.

Or.. We start every game with Isco and sub him off after 2 goals lead?

Or.. We start every game with Isco and sub him off after 2 goals lead?