Zoo 2.0

I get that I'm not a football manager, but playing a 37 bundle of shite when there's a young lad with tons of potential on the bench is fucking insane. People were going mental around me at the penalty but for me it's nailed on, he sticks his leg out and makes contact.

I'd play fucking Joao Virginia over Young. 

Shit our pants there big time. Absolutely raging that we fucked that up. 

Created tons of chances but absolutely nobody in a blue shirt had that bit of quality to make the right decision. With calmer heads that could have been a different game.

The Premier League and PGMOL will be wanking each other off all season to get us relegated, so just one game at a time I guess - it's going to be a real slog against 12 men each week until May.

Corrupt cards everywhere. It's beautiful.

First game I've looked forward to in ages, really got this feeling we're going to fucking murder them. They're absolutely shite away from home and have a squad with paper thin mentalities, if Goodison is a bear pit it'll be another 4-0 job.

Mad how this points deduction has brought everyone together, it'll feel like the relegation games with Lampard but without the relegation bit, or Lampard.

Wonder how many players he's fallen out with and how many departments he's sacked this time round? What an unbelievable sausage.

I think we are at a bit of a tipping point when it comes to football and the tribalism that has been evident since day dot. Through obvious corruption and the absolute failure of the PGMOL/VAR football fans are united in a way that I've never seen before. There seems to be a massive divide between the Premier League and those that follow the teams that compete in it.

Rather than point scoring, fans are coming together against the absolute clusterfuck which is the FA.

The City penalty is a penalty, but you see them go unpunished in every game so a real conversation to be had around consistency again for me. 

Despite that, what a game. Glad Chelsea levelled as they deserved something from the match, ice cool from Cole Palmer to slot the 4-4 penalty away late into injury time, he's got a real spark about him.

1 minute ago, Boston Toffee said:

For us, it's ok and important to win ugly now and then. For n8w points are points 

I've been sick and tired of us for years trying to play Barcelona football, we just don't have the players to do it.

Playing and winning ugly is fine by me, it's the three points that count not how we get there !

I'll not rewrite that I've said in the past, but fair play and credit where it is due. Mykolenko is looking like a real player for me now which obviously gets a massive thumbs up from me - he seems to be really kicking on under Dyche's management.

MYKO TO THE LENKO.

Moshiri never has, does or will care about Everton Football Club.

I can't remember where or when I wrote it, but mad to think at one point I had him down as a future captain once Coleman hung up his boots. I really thought Godfrey would have been a massive player here but he seems to have completely slipped into the abyss. 

I wouldn't be at all surprised to see him moved on in the summer, which despite being disappointed wouldn't argue against.

17 hours ago, MikeO said:

BBC online reports on the Man Utd game this evening were saying (when Utd were 3-2 up) that it was a classic game that people would be talking about in twenty-five years. Post game they describe it as "chaotic"

Even with 10 men, to lose 4-3 to Copenhagen like that is quite catastrophic.

5 minutes ago, Matt said:

"I think that's fine" after pure speculation is apparently wanking myself silly?

It was more the social media brigade that were practically getting their petitions together, however happy to tar you with the same brush x

HEY BOY I REALLY WANNA BE WIT YA, CAUSE YOU'RE JUST MY TYPE, ONA NA NA NA

Young over Pattison is one of the biggest AIDS decisions I've ever seen. 

Mad how people who were criticising Kenwright are now wanking themselves silly over naming a stand in his honour. It looks as though the Everton people deserve will continue to be alive and kicking in BMD - Jesus wept.

He oversaw decades of failure, his name shouldn't be anywhere near the new ground. 

I know that the "dark arts" are very much in the modern game and used by all teams, but Kudus being within an inch of the afterlife one moment then rubbing his chest against Pickford was absolutely excellent. What a melt.

United absolutely embarrassed at home to City, it's 3-0 but could easily have been six or seven. City have been in first gear since the second half started - proper cruise control job. 

Harry Maguire & Jonny Evans against Erling Haaland was fucking hilarious.

Some right negative nellies on here.

SO GET YOUR COAT ON AND GET MOVING

Rumours that Dyche had a traumatic incident involving a submarine so any mention of the word "sub" sends him into meltdown - no other explanation for this stubbornness to bring on fresh legs. 

Chermiti only with about three minutes to go ffs, Doucoure has been done since the 70th minute.