Zoo 2.0

Richie loves us doesn't he, plays like utter shite (even throwing a wobbly for Brazil to not make it suspicious) so that he can get a goal and assist against a relegation rival to help us out. 

One of us

1 hour ago, MikeO said:

Ffs why does Stroll still have a seat?Yep I know why but it's bloody ridiculous.

I know hate is a strong word but I hate him.

At some point he has to look in the mirror and admit that he's absolutely miles off being good enough.

18 minutes ago, barryj said:

Until it’s sold and we are just the tenants. This is and has always been my biggest fear. 

Not a chance we will own BMD. I've said it for years.

Absolutely nothing to be happy about, some soft twats were ringing up TalkSport earlier thanking Moshiri for all that he's done for us. Hope he never sets foot in the North West again but considering he's not been to Goodison in about three decades shouldn't be too difficult.

Feels like Groundhog Day when talking about these owners, but in a nutshell it's just one parasite selling to another. Of course the biggest problem of them all will somehow still cling on to his grip on the club, no doubt in my mind that he'll have his fingers in all of the 777 pies.

The fit and proper test has been a farce ever since it was introduced, as is the notion that the Premier League can govern themselves. 

If 777 want to acquire Everton and both parties agree, that is what will happen. The Saudi takeover of Newcastle was the biggest red flag that the F&P test could have challenged yet they didn't. It's purely a token to fool those not invested in football that there is some form of screening process protecting clubs from these jokers.

1 minute ago, Matt said:

Err... what does that mean?

It's basically how many chances are created and how "good" they are. xG is a load of shite though IMO, so I take little to no notice of it as a statistic.

Maturing as an Evertonian is realising that Kenwright is the problem and has been since day one. Infuriates me how when I was in my teenage years I used to defend the clown.

9 hours ago, Hafnia said:

To anyone who thinks Southgate is giving us good memories you  must not have seen England under Robson and then Venables. 
 

either of those 2 managers would have delivered a trophy with the golden generation or this bunch. 

Nope, I was born in 1993 so my first memory of an England manager was Sven. Since then we've had McLaren, Capello, Allardyce and Hodgson so you can probably see why my opinion is a little skewed.

Southgate has given me the best memories in my life as an England fan, so it'll take a lot for me to turn on him. He isn't helping himself with his obsession with Maguire though and should he see it through to the next tournament will quite rightly need to take the blame when fingers point his way.

2 minutes ago, patto said:

Behind the scenes they are not sure Dyche will still be here if he leaves it won’t have an affect on the team. 

A true enigma.

Patto's had a mare here.

I thought it was a bad Photoshop, but Fabrizio Romano has tweeted it too. Seems that he's not best pleased with the boss, and I guess no way back for him.

Saving grace is that Dyche will probably only get 3-4 weeks at this rate and be out the door himself.

Eden Hazard is expected to retire, according to the news outlets he's been offered to a variety of countries including the USA and Saudi Arabia. The best offer apparently was to join Inter Miami with Messi, but he turned it down in favour of hanging up his boots.

In his prime at Chelsea, he was up there with the best in the world. Quite amazing how things panned out at Madrid.

Strange that he was linked with quite a few decent clubs, yet ends up at Crystal Palace. 

3 hours ago, Bill said:

Palhina deal off so Fulham wont want Iwobi. 

They don't play in the same position.

2 hours ago, StevO said:

Reminder, Iwobi only became our most creative player after we lost Richarlison, Digne, Siggurdsson and James. (Bernard, Walcott, Gomes and Baines can go into that list too)
Did he improve or did the standard around him drop? 
 

If we can get him out of the door for £20m+ we are doing well. If we can find a replacement then even better!

This is a good shout to be fair, and something that I'm struggling to disagree with.

I don't think Iwobi is as bad as people make out, but I wouldn't be gutted with him leaving. If it's Iwobi out and for example Gnonto in, I'd be happy.

The fuck was Gueye doing at the end there? Waited about 3-5 business days to lay it off to Beto, exactly as the lad stepped offside. Jesus wept.

Don't want to go overboard but we're winning this league. Danjuma? More like Leo Danjessi. The GOAT.