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1 hour ago, Cornish Steve said:

To make the analogy a little closer...

The traffic cop notes your time as you pass by various mile markers. Local statutes demand that they measure your average speed over three miles. On this stretch of road, the speed limit is 65mph. Only if you exceed 65mph over three miles can you be charged with speeding. Here's what they observe:

Mile marker 1: 45 seconds
Mile marker 2: 90 seconds
Mile marker 3: 135 seconds

The police note your total time over 3 miles: 135 seconds. This means you've been doing 80mph. On come the blue lights. You immediately slow down to 60mph (a mile a minute). The police car isn't behind you yet. Maybe you got away with it.

Mile marker 4: 195 seconds
Mile marker 5: 255 seconds

Now they've caught up and pulled you over.

"Sir. From when we started monitoring your speed, we measured it at 80mph over three miles. Did you know the speed limit is 65mph? That'll be a £200 fine." You take out your wallet and hand over the cash. Before you can drive off, the police officer continues: "But we also started monitoring your speed after Mile Marker 1. For the next three miles, you averaged 72mph. That's a second offense. That'll be £400 fine." You're annoyed. "But from the moment I spotted your blue lights, I slowed to 60mph." The officer smiles as he thinks what he'll do with that £600. "Sorry sir, but the law states that we must measure your speed over a 3-mile stretch of road." Now you're angry: "But you can't fine me twice for speeding over the same stretch of road! Anyway, national law is different." The officer considers this for a moment before continuing: "What matters is my patch, not national law. Now, we also measured your speed for three miles starting at Mile Marker 2. From there, you averaged 65.5mph. Now, I was going to be kind and overlook it, but since you've taken umbrage... that will be £600 for a second repeat offense."

This points out just how ridiculous the whole scenario is. We're being threatened with a second fine when we were already fined for much of the same stretch of road. Either they restart the measurement after three miles or they calculate over one mile. It's ridiculous that they claim the right to fine potentially three times for overspending in just one year.

Look at Steve just driving around with £600 in his wallet. Loaded!! 😂

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2 hours ago, Cornish Steve said:

I confess that it's my natural inclination toward unnecessary and loquacious verbosity that may at times obscure a simple and straightforward message to the point of absurd or even confusing hyperbole.

I can imagine your wife dreads asking you what you want lunch, knowing that she won’t get a reply in under a thousand words 😃

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7 hours ago, Cornish Steve said:

Since you're going to nit-pick, it's 'fewer' and not 'less'.

(Nods to Mike.)

Mike, I'm sure, would have favoured 'nitpick' over 'nit-pick', but would undoubtedly have been impressed with your correction. As was I!  

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1 hour ago, Cornish Steve said:

You forget where I'm from: the answer is a bisyllabic, 5-letter word.

Not nitpicking but I can’t remember you being bisyllabic in the past, are you now not saying bisexual but bi-sexual, or has rainbow now become rain-bow. 

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26 minutes ago, Palfy said:

Does anyone think that we may lose one or two of our better players before 11pm on February 1st, to try and cover our alleged breach of PSR, and if so which player or players do you see leaving. 

No. The summer will be a different story though. 

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11 minutes ago, Romey 1878 said:

Branthwaite and Onana will be gone I reckon. They'll want to leave and we'll need to sell.

Onana we could live with but Branthwaite would be huge miss and near on impossible to replace. I was thinking Onana as well along with Pickford and possibly one this month if it’s the right money to cover what we need to get off PSR charge. The next week an a half are going to be huge for the future of this club with the upcoming appeal and trying to avoid the 2nd charge. 

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5 minutes ago, Palfy said:

Thing is Patto trying to buy a striker is the hardest position to fill, whether you spend 30m or 60m it’s a massive gamble. 

Thing is if you spend 30m it shouldn’t be a gamble you should know what your getting we would be lucky to get 10m on Beto that’s an absolute disaster we’ve been doing this kind of deal for the past 6 yrs our scouts are an absolute disgrace. 

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39 minutes ago, Palfy said:

Onana we could live with but Branthwaite would be huge miss and near on impossible to replace. I was thinking Onana as well along with Pickford and possibly one this month if it’s the right money to cover what we need to get off PSR charge. The next week an a half are going to be huge for the future of this club with the upcoming appeal and trying to avoid the 2nd charge. 

I can’t see Pickford going unless we get relegated. 

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39 minutes ago, duncanmckenzieismagic said:

With a possible transfer ban incoming we can’t afford to lose anybody, especially with Danjuma & Harrison only on loan and several players out of contract in the summer

One or two big sales will have to happen in the summer unless we want to be certain to receive another FFP charge.

The league are going to get us one way or another it seems, whether it’s with another points deduction and relegation or making it nigh on impossible for us to stay up next season with the transfer ban when we’ve already cut the squad to the bone on their say so. 

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1 hour ago, Romey 1878 said:

One or two big sales will have to happen in the summer unless we want to be certain to receive another FFP charge.

The league are going to get us one way or another it seems, whether it’s with another points deduction and relegation or making it nigh on impossible for us to stay up next season with the transfer ban when we’ve already cut the squad to the bone on their say so. 

Depressing but true.

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2 hours ago, Palfy said:

Onana we could live with but Branthwaite would be huge miss and near on impossible to replace. I was thinking Onana as well along with Pickford and possibly one this month if it’s the right money to cover what we need to get off PSR charge. The next week an a half are going to be huge for the future of this club with the upcoming appeal and trying to avoid the 2nd charge. 

Selling players now wouldn’t make the 2nd charge go away. It’s for a period ending last year. It could help with the next charge, but we may have a transfer ban at that point so losing players now would put us in a really big hole. 

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