Cornish Steve Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 What might be appropriate presents for the Everton team? I'd suggest blue hair dye for Kone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddock Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 A dvd on basic goal keeping for Tim Howard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shukes Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 What might be appropriate presents for the Everton team? I'd suggest blue hair dye for Kone. Blue hair rinse for Pienaar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shukes Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Set of weights for Lukaku. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shukes Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Cod liver oil for Mirralas Hoof_It_Nev and nutmegwolf203 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shukes Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Mojo for Coleman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newty82 Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 9 points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 New knee ligaments for Kone. Springs for Lukaku so he can jump. Zimmer frame for Pienaar. Razor for Howard so he can get rid of that awful beard. A sander for Distin so he can sand down the 50p edges of his head. Brains for Coleman. An accurate birth certificate for Eto'o. Accident and injury insurance for Gibson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shukes Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Pissing myself here haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 One way plane ticket to Russia for McGeady. A magnetic football and boot for Lukaku. An exo-skeleton for McCarthy. Body bags for Besic, to clear up his mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shukes Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Haha body bags for Besic mess. That's the best one yet. Beast Besic leaves trail of body's during Evertons climb up the league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brett Angel Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 A retirement watch for osman and a towel for BK's head. We can still hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hafnia Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Hypnotherapy sessions for Tim Howard to make him believe he is playing in the world cup A course at the Bobby Charlton Soccer school for Lukaku so he can learn the fundamentals A spare set of glass ankles and hamstrings for Mirallas Slimming tablets for McGeady Third party Medical Insurance for Besic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brett Angel Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 A cumpus for Coleman, a right foot for distin, a barber for Baines, a club for atsu, a hitman for lukaku, a name change by depole for Naismith to Naismitherez. A new set of brown shoes for bobby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Anti-anxiety pills for Hibbert so he can go past the half-way line. Corner taking lessons from Garbutt for Baines. A jockey for McAleny so his blinkers come in useful. A top up for McCarthy's Duracell battery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gethinO Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 A bus pass for Distin. Interview lessons for Barkley. Glass of HALF EMPTY water for Martinez with it strictly labelled. Sometimes in life, things are pretty shit. Growth Hormone for Atsu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hafnia Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 A T shirt for Lukaku saying:- "I'm only 21 ya know" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 T-shirt for Pienaar saying, "God was great but he's getting on a bit now." Lowensda, Sibdane and Brett Angel 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 A new turning circle for Gareth Barry. Lowensda 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brett Angel Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 crowd noise sterio for goodison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hafnia Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Zero factor bronzing oil for indoor tanning for Elstone A-Z of superlatives to Martinez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Zero factor bronzing oil for indoor tanning for Elstone A-Z of superlatives to Martinez Phenomenal . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted December 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 A T shirt for Lukaku saying:- "I'm only 21 ya know" A T-shirt for Eto'o saying: "I'm not really 41 ya know". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted December 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 A box of Kleenex soft tissues for the team physio. MC11 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 A set of bluetooth earpieces for Howard, Jags and Distin so they can communicate better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c1982 Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 A David Moyes costume for Martinez when he's discussing tactics with the defenders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogsy Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 (edited) Eyes in the backs of everyone's heads so they don't have to waste energy turning round to pass the ball back to Tim! Edited December 21, 2014 by mogsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 A David Moyes costume for Martinez when he's discussing tactics with the defenders. I think he's already got that covered based on the decisions he's been making lately! pete0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Some balls for the players to wear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newty82 Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Erm...6 points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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