Matt Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 (edited) Simple request - your starting eleven of the biggest dickheads playing currently, globally. I've got my CBs sorted but interested to see who you come up with. Edit: Haf, if you put Rom in you're in trouble :shaking fist: Edited June 17, 2016 by Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markjazzbassist Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 Szczesney Ivanovic Terry Pepe Toure Barton Wilshere Henderson Balotelli Zlatan Bendtner Manager - Mourinho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 No authority on football globally but Ronaldo and Ibrahimovic are the first two that spring to mind. John Terry, Joey Barton, Nicklas Bendtner, Mario Balotelli, Robbie Savage (if he was still playing) and Luis Suarez (obviously) would be in there.. Difficult to pick an XI. markjazzbassist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 Szczesney Ivanovic Terry Pepe Toure Barton Wilshere Henderson Balotelli Zlatan Bendtner Manager - Mourinho No authority on football globally but Ronaldo and Ibrahimovic are the first two that spring to mind. John Terry, Joey Barton, Nicklas Bendtner, Mario Balotelli, Robbie Savage (if he was still playing) and Luis Suarez (obviously) would be in there.. Difficult to pick an XI. Decent level of agreement there . markjazzbassist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 (edited) Has to include; Boruc - for general nobbish behaviour. Terry - do I need to say more? Skrtl- not that good, makes himself look like a thug because deep down he's a little girls blouse. Gets in people's faces when it his own fault. Pepe- just seen him mentioned. Deserves vice captaincy after Busquets. Barton - Politician. Philosopher. General weapon. Still to phone ins and not stop Google'ingoing memes. Busquets - Vile cunt of a player. Hate him. Henderson - proper gobshite. Think'she he's nails but is wetter than a shart after a vindaloo. Gibson- for being a bellend of gross proportions considering his privileged position. Young - I despise you, you cheating cretin. Vardy - a racist chav. Suaraz - one of the better professional footballers on the planet. One of the biggest professional cunts to Ever the earth. Edited June 17, 2016 by Lowensda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted June 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 I've got Pepe, Sergio Ramos, Evra and Terry for my back 4. Ronaldo, Yaya, Busquets, Suarez... Still thinking though markjazzbassist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 Was going to say Adam Johnson, but depends on your definition of currently playing. John Terry, for sure. Patrice Evra. Raheem Sterling. Luis Suarez. Cristiano Ronaldo. Samir Nasri. Diego Costa. Is El Hadji Diouf still playing? Manager: Tony Pulis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirallas Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 Neuer Mascherano - Pepe - Mustafi - Vertonghen Busquets A. Johnson - Messi - Ribéry Suarez - Pelle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Btay Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Nigel de Jong has escaped so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holystove Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Nigel de Jong has escaped so far good call! I'd go for : Schumacher Skrtl - Pepe - Mascherano - Lothar Matthaus Lucas - De Jong - Messi - Walters Suarez - Diego Costa All cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddock Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Goalie boric Defenders Terry, Skirtle Ashley Cole Midfield Barton Pepe Sterling Johnson Attackers Ibrahimovic Ronaldo Ballotelli Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 good call! I'd go for : Schumacher Skrtl - Pepe - Mascherano - Lothar Matthaus Lucas - De Jong - Messi - Walters Suarez - Diego Costa All cunts. Surprised to see Messi in there? He doesn't dive, doesn't lie on the ground feigning injury, isn't in the ref's face all the time. Maybe you put him in for tax avoidance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Reading through these teams, they all look like they would win plenty! Lots of dickheads though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holystove Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Surprised to see Messi in there? He doesn't dive, doesn't lie on the ground feigning injury, isn't in the ref's face all the time. Maybe you put him in for tax avoidance! I once saw him completely ignore one of those kids they run out on the pitch with and have disliked him ever since as a person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 Mignolet Kompany Terry Pepe Fellaini Barton Wilshere Evans Ronaldo Balotelli Ibrahimovic (spelling?) Manager - Brenda Rodgers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyblue23 Posted June 24, 2016 Report Share Posted June 24, 2016 Adrian Ivanovic / Terry / Skrtel / Albornoz Barton / Gerrard / De Jong / Arnautovic and his stupid hair Costa Suarez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted June 24, 2016 Report Share Posted June 24, 2016 Apparently there's someone who Terry had an affair with on Big Brother, not that I'm watching, wife told me. Hideous woman she says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted June 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2016 Made for each other then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted June 24, 2016 Report Share Posted June 24, 2016 Hart Terry Ramos S.Taylor Adam Toure Busquets Gerrard Welbeck Vardy Messi On the pitch only, swap Messi and Vardy for Costa and Suarez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted June 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2016 Hart and Vardy?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted June 24, 2016 Report Share Posted June 24, 2016 Hart and Vardy?!Went to uni with an ex. Vardy http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/leicester-city-face-another-racism-6221444 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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