Jonathan Clauss

[duncanmckenzieismagic]

https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2021/08/17/report-everton-and-west-ham-want-guardiola-target-labelled-better-than-neymar/

[dunlopp9987]

A first choice right back? Put that at the top of my Christmas list.

[markjazzbassist]

if i found him underneath my christmas tree, i wouldn't be mad

[SpartyBlue]

I’d be worried about any hidden stipulations in his contract..

[Romey 1878]

Santa will be rocking around the Christmas tree if this happens. 

[markjazzbassist]

brands has made his transfer list, checked it twice, let's hope jon here isn't naughty but nice

[c1982]

Supposedly, there’s a £5m release Clauss in his contract.

[dunlopp9987]

Well done, everyone. Very rarely do I ever do a full guffaw reading things online but these got me

[MikeO]

Does his best work over the busy Christmas schedule I understand, stamina that.

[Bailey]

As soon as I saw the name, I knew what this thread was going to be like! 

[MikeO]

56 minutes ago, Bailey said:

As soon as I saw the name, I knew what this thread was going to be like! 

Was a gift for the punsters for sure, icing on the cake.

I still only got socks though

[Sibdane]

I came into this thread expecting puns; and I'm leaving it like Santa leaves Mrs. Clauss on Christmas night. 

[Shukes]

No for me. We need consistency from players.

This lad only ever turns up for one night!

[Matt]

I'm so glad I'm present to witness this thread. 

[Romey 1878]

6 hours ago, Sibdane said:

I came into this thread expecting puns; and I'm leaving it like Santa leaves Mrs. Clauss on Christmas night. 

To go and play with the elves?