Zoo 2.0

Was literally just going to post this, if Mark sat near me I'd sit on my hands.

Absolutely fucking loving his experience so far - it's epic watching him float the ball into the goalkeepers hands, and it's superb watching him give the ball to the opposition in the lead up to goals conceded (two in the last two games).
Keep up the good work, Ashley.

No I’m not actually, but what I won’t and never will let go is people trolling my posts with the disrespect you showed, so you will get from me what I consider a fair response, now fuck off 👍

Like who?
That’s pretty much our best back four, perhaps maybe bar Seamus who can’t be relied upon to play every week at his age
We have Harrison to come in on the wing which I’m sure will be an upgrade but apart from that who else is going to come in and make a difference?
DCL could possibly get ten minutes or so here and there but that was pretty much our strongest XI

I agree, however both are poor. Mykolenko has been an exceptionally large downgrade on Baines and Digne.

Holgate should have left years ago. The only attribute in his locker was chewing gum and dossing about. He looked like a real prospect when he signed for us but as time went on the worse he became. 
Good business to get him out the door, can stink out Southampton's dressing room instead. 
I'd ideally like us to move on Keane too, but I think Dyche would rather chain himself to the gates of Finch Farm than let his best mate go.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1-0 down, on comes Keane and some fans in the Gwladys boo him onto the field. Proper weird behaviour.

Great game from JB, love how calm and collected he was throughout the 90. Reminded me a lot of John Stones when he was with us (which sadly then made me feel that Branthwaite will too move on in a few years).
I'm sure the board would love to ship him off to PSV too.

Brilliant game from Dobbin today, personally would have kept him on for the 90. 

Great game from JB, love how calm and collected he was throughout the 90. Reminded me a lot of John Stones when he was with us (which sadly then made me feel that Branthwaite will too move on in a few years).
I'm sure the board would love to ship him off to PSV too.

In a competent club this would be a good move financially. It's a nice bit of money that we can reinvest. 
With this shower, I just think it'll be a bit more cash in their back pocket without much return on the pitch. Whether Gray stays or goes, we'll have the same business. 
Personally, I'd keep him around. He's a bright spark that was left hung out to dry playing out of position.

He did well when he came on, probably not ready to be a standalone striker so would work better with a strike partner (perhaps that will be Beto?). 
Bright spark in what is a swamp of shite. Poor lad doesn't know what he's in for.

Great game from JB, love how calm and collected he was throughout the 90. Reminded me a lot of John Stones when he was with us (which sadly then made me feel that Branthwaite will too move on in a few years).
I'm sure the board would love to ship him off to PSV too.

Christ, even scrooge would say you're a downer

I thought it would take longer than two games for Mykolenko to be the latest in the long line of players becoming better by being on the bench. 

1-0 down, on comes Keane and some fans in the Gwladys boo him onto the field. Proper weird behaviour.

"Chermiti" is actually unicorn in Portuguese.

"Chermiti" is actually unicorn in Portuguese.

Ironic as 777 is the points deduction we'll likely be facing.

"Chermiti" is actually unicorn in Portuguese.

Said before and I'll say it again. Relegation doesn't bother me one bit, what does is that the club I grew up loving is dying and it's getting closer and closer to turning the machine off.

Ironic as 777 is the points deduction we'll likely be facing.

Ironic as 777 is the points deduction we'll likely be facing.

I've lost a lot of love for Everton because our fans are fucking morons. Calls to sack yet another manager, I just can't be arsed. The whole reason I wanted Lampard to stay was because I couldn't be arsed with this groundhog, sacking managers every 12 seconds shite. Add into the mix that the radio are reporting that there's been abuse aimed at DCL and racial hate toward Onana, the modern day Evertonian is something that I just don't want to be associated with.
On Dyche, he will get sacked too, as we're absolutely terrible. I think he'll go as early as November.